📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Incel Death Note]

lmao.
(after what turned out to be a short way throuhg reading) i decided to save this to post- I was going to simply title it 'L after L after L after L'.
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it was only after my computer paused and then the above preview showed up, that i realised QUITE how many L's we were dealing with here.
so i've popped it in a

Spoiler: spoiler

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It's so awful what transwomen have to go through in our hateful society. Let's recap the obvious evidence of transphobia in society this poor girl(male) has gone through:

• He misrepresented himself on a dating app and the other person was disappointed when they met irl
• He started punching the air screaming 'BITCH!' in a room full of extremely progressive women and was met with an awkward silence
• A lesbian didn't want to fuck him
• A fellow tranny gave him advice on passing
• He didn't get accepted for a free photoshoot
• His girlfriend wanted to have sex but he was tired
• He couldn't see any penises in the promotional material for a lesbian strip show
• He "hosted a lunch" for two where he invited a female 14-year friend who was in a relationship, and acted in a manner that frightened her enough where she didn't return his texts afterwards
• He saw some trannies get banned from social media

This sounds like TRANS GENOCIDE. Trans people are obviously the most oppressed in society if this is all you can come up with on how you're being attacked.

The weirdest one is the lunch date. The tranny is an unreliable narrator so it's hard to understand what actually happened, but it sounds like he tried to set up his fantasy romantic date where he'd come out and confess his pure lesbian feelings just like in his yuri anime, and it frightened this poor girl so much she got on her phone to tell someone "Just so you know if I turn up dead on the news Troonjak did it." Then he tries to frame it as her being afraid of his "bisexuality"? I think he made a move and she was solidly freaked out and put up some hard boundaries which he tries to recast as her being a TERF (which she's obviously not if she's into GNC queer nonbinary retardation). It's a bizarre story and so obviously edited to try to make him look like an innocent flower.

 

[batteredpancakes]

TiF has raised child from birth to see her as a man and call her papa. Kid is now 5 and threatens to call her a girl and defiantly calls her 'momma"and laughs. Tries to explain to him that it hurts her feelings and he doesn't care.
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Spoiler: Based child strikes again

To any other guys with kids…have you dealt with this too?

So my little bubs is almost 5, and for his whole life I have been his Papa. I have been PreT for 3 out of 5 years and am finally able to start the road towards top surgery. Basically I’m saying that I 100% understand I looked rather effeminate for the first bit. But always emphasized to him that I was Papa. I am a boy I just look different and will need to take medication to help myself with that. But for some reason as he’s gotten older he’s gotten…meaner I guess? Like, If he’s mad at me for putting him in time out he threatens to start calling me a girl. He will call me “momma” and laugh when I express how much it hurts my feelings. I just…I don’t know how to handle this. Why did my sweet love suddenly turn into someone who enjoyed hurting peoples feelings? This isn’t even our only issue with his behavior this is just something that is really starting to fuck with my mentality. Is it just a phase small kids go through? Should I be worried?

 

[Dr. Butt]

A lesbian didn't want to fuck him

"I cannot use it as it doesn't fit me" = it's fucking lingerie, isn't it.

 

[Gondolindrim]

TiF has raised child from birth to see her as a man and call her papa. Kid is now 5 and threatens to call her a girl and defiantly calls her 'momma"and laughs. Tries to explain to him that it hurts her feelings and he doesn't care.
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Spoiler: Based child strikes again

To any other guys with kids…have you dealt with this too?

So my little bubs is almost 5, and for his whole life I have been his Papa. I have been PreT for 3 out of 5 years and am finally able to start the road towards top surgery. Basically I’m saying that I 100% understand I looked rather effeminate for the first bit. But always emphasized to him that I was Papa. I am a boy I just look different and will need to take medication to help myself with that. But for some reason as he’s gotten older he’s gotten…meaner I guess? Like, If he’s mad at me for putting him in time out he threatens to start calling me a girl. He will call me “momma” and laugh when I express how much it hurts my feelings. I just…I don’t know how to handle this. Why did my sweet love suddenly turn into someone who enjoyed hurting peoples feelings? This isn’t even our only issue with his behavior this is just something that is really starting to fuck with my mentality. Is it just a phase small kids go through? Should I be worried?

This is just sad, that poot kid.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Pansexual is an attraction to kitchen items, particularly cooking pots and pans but it can be anything, plates, utensils, knives, blenders, etc.

Yea that blender has been giving me the eye all night

It's so awful what transwomen have to go through in our hateful society. Let's recap the obvious evidence of transphobia in society this poor girl(male) has gone through:

• He misrepresented himself on a dating app and the other person was disappointed when they met irl
• He started punching the air screaming 'BITCH!' in a room full of extremely progressive women and was met with an awkward silence
• A lesbian didn't want to fuck him
• A fellow tranny gave him advice on passing
• He didn't get accepted for a free photoshoot
• His girlfriend wanted to have sex but he was tired
• He couldn't see any penises in the promotional material for a lesbian strip show
• He "hosted a lunch" for two where he invited a female 14-year friend who was in a relationship, and acted in a manner that frightened her enough where she didn't return his texts afterwards
• He saw some trannies get banned from social media

A normal person would put it together by now that maybe he's the problem.

 

[Otterly]

jUsT gIrLy tHiNgS
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Nail gun?

 

[behindyourightnow]

I just stumbled upon this L-heavy subreddit: r/transvoice

It's exactly what you would expect from a bunch of male autists who think that together they can find the cheat code that will finally make them women, with the added bonus that... they are also really bad at it! Even worse than you would expect!

They seem to think that the key to a higher "female" voice is raising the larynx:



Of course, anyone with the slightest knowledge of vocal technique can tell you that if you simply raise your larynx in your attempt to get a high pitch, the movement is going to reduce the resonance space in your throat which is going to give you a weak, tinny sound. I guess this explains why male trannies all sound like they are putting on a funny cartoon voice.

More importantly, raising your larynx to reach high pitches (as opposed to your CT muscles tilting the larynx forward and stretching the vocal folds that way) is also really bad for you! As these men are constantly finding out!







Most of the comments are giving terrible advice like "it just means the muscles are sore because you haven't used them before!" or diagnosing them with unrelated vocal problems.

How is it possible to be collectively this bad at something they are all so obsessed with? Maybe because the community is so insular and distrustful of outsiders, it means terrible ideas stick around forever? (Apart from the basic terrible ideas like "it's a good idea to cut your dick off," I mean)

 

[AirdropShitposts]

lmao.
(after what turned out to be a short way throuhg reading) i decided to save this to post- I was going to simply title it 'L after L after L after L'.
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it was only after my computer paused and then the above preview showed up, that i realised QUITE how many L's we were dealing with here.
so i've popped it in a

Spoiler: spoiler

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I just came in here to post this because a number of lolcows have all shared it this evening and I was dying after I started reading it to see what the fuck they all loved about it.

One of them also shared this reply it got:


These dudes lmao

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Florida?
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Help guyz i want to do something stupid and pointless where i stand to gain nothing and i am only at risk of loosing . Any advice??

 

[deermeat]

TiF has raised child from birth to see her as a man and call her papa. Kid is now 5 and threatens to call her a girl and defiantly calls her 'momma"and laughs. Tries to explain to him that it hurts her feelings and he doesn't care.
Link | Archive
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Spoiler: Based child strikes again

To any other guys with kids…have you dealt with this too?

So my little bubs is almost 5, and for his whole life I have been his Papa. I have been PreT for 3 out of 5 years and am finally able to start the road towards top surgery. Basically I’m saying that I 100% understand I looked rather effeminate for the first bit. But always emphasized to him that I was Papa. I am a boy I just look different and will need to take medication to help myself with that. But for some reason as he’s gotten older he’s gotten…meaner I guess? Like, If he’s mad at me for putting him in time out he threatens to start calling me a girl. He will call me “momma” and laugh when I express how much it hurts my feelings. I just…I don’t know how to handle this. Why did my sweet love suddenly turn into someone who enjoyed hurting peoples feelings? This isn’t even our only issue with his behavior this is just something that is really starting to fuck with my mentality. Is it just a phase small kids go through? Should I be worried?

I gotta admit.... That IS a bit concerning for a kid to intentionally try to hurt the feelings of their parent. It's not like the kid understands the context of what he's saying, he just knows it makes his mom upset when he says it and laughs about it. Kinda creepy.
But considering how deranged the mom is, I wouldn't be suprised if the kid grows up to be fucked in the head.

 

[Positron]

he social systems of power is you seeing the statistics and noticing the pattern of behaviour and consequences. If you are not willing to shut your brain off when protected minorities are involved you are a bigot.

"Change society. Please" actually means "stop thinking and noticing patterns".

I remember a "study" that showed "in parts of the world trans sex workers are 80x more likely to have HIV than average."

Almost two-thirds of black trannies in big USA cities are HIV+.

Zero self awareness as always.

Shame, Lockwood. What isolates you from the rest of the planet is that they have a sense of shame and you don't.

 

[Drunk Chipmunk]

I gotta admit.... That IS a bit concerning for a kid to intentionally try to hurt the feelings of their parent. It's not like the kid understands the context of what he's saying, he just knows it makes his mom upset when he says it and laughs about it. Kinda creepy.
But considering how deranged the mom is, I wouldn't be suprised if the kid grows up to be fucked in the head.

I understand what you’re saying, but I actually don’t find it concerning in this case, at least not the way I think you mean. It’s deeply concerning that he’s in this position, but I don’t think he’s a sociopath or anything.

Think about the poor kid’s situation. His whole life, his clearly female mother has been brainwashing him into calling her “papa” and “he.” He’s getting old enough now to understand something is wrong, probably being exposed to other kids and families and seeing what a “papa” is. He’s getting upset about something he can’t articulate, but one thing he knows in his bones (because humans are evolved/created to know this instinctively) is that this person is a woman, his mother. If she’s lying to him about this, what else can’t he trust? He’s probably scared and confused and angry, but he can’t verbalize any of it on account of being five years old and all, so he’s acting out. I don’t blame him one bit.

This is emotional abuse of a child, simple as. It’s heartbreaking. And his mom is so deep in the cult she doesn’t see or care what it says about his feelings. She’s just worried about whether he gives her “gender euphoria” or not.

(It’s also developmentally normal for a kid this age to enjoy pushing boundaries and getting a reaction, but I agree with you that this feels beyond that.)

Imagine how awful it will be for him when puberty hits and his delusional mother starts trying to teach him how to be a man by example. “So first you need to smoosh your breasts down and insert your packer…”

 

[behindyourightnow]

I gotta admit.... That IS a bit concerning for a kid to intentionally try to hurt the feelings of their parent. It's not like the kid understands the context of what he's saying, he just knows it makes his mom upset when he says it and laughs about it. Kinda creepy.
But considering how deranged the mom is, I wouldn't be suprised if the kid grows up to be fucked in the head.

Nah, this is all on the mom. Kids that age simply enjoy getting a rise out of adults. They don't really understand the concept of hurting feelings by using words, their thinking is more like "I will say X and then I get Y reaction, which is something I enjoy, because it makes me the center of attention." They definitely don't understand the troon religious dogma about misgendering being the most hurtful thing you can do to a person. This is no different from a kid seeing how many times he can get away with saying "pee pee poo poo" or stealing a cookie.

Probably what's happening is that this woman simply isn't setting clear boundaries, and she is treating her kid like an adult and simply expecting him to know how she feels and why he shouldn't do that (from her point of view, I mean: I personally have no problem with a kid calling his mom "mom."). If she imposed consistent negative consequences such as time out, he'd stop doing it, but she's a pooner so she probably goes off to her room and cries instead, and expects her kid to just read her mind and know that misgendering is the most hurtful thing ever.

Troons in general tend to treat kids like little adults, this is just a symptom of that. Poor kid.

 

[Thursday]

TiF has raised child from birth to see her as a man and call her papa. Kid is now 5 and threatens to call her a girl and defiantly calls her 'momma"and laughs. Tries to explain to him that it hurts her feelings and he doesn't care.
Link | Archive
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Spoiler: Based child strikes again

To any other guys with kids…have you dealt with this too?

So my little bubs is almost 5, and for his whole life I have been his Papa. I have been PreT for 3 out of 5 years and am finally able to start the road towards top surgery. Basically I’m saying that I 100% understand I looked rather effeminate for the first bit. But always emphasized to him that I was Papa. I am a boy I just look different and will need to take medication to help myself with that. But for some reason as he’s gotten older he’s gotten…meaner I guess? Like, If he’s mad at me for putting him in time out he threatens to start calling me a girl. He will call me “momma” and laugh when I express how much it hurts my feelings. I just…I don’t know how to handle this. Why did my sweet love suddenly turn into someone who enjoyed hurting peoples feelings? This isn’t even our only issue with his behavior this is just something that is really starting to fuck with my mentality. Is it just a phase small kids go through? Should I be worried?

I can't wait for the coming generations to rebal against this gender shit.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

I can't wait for the coming generations to rebal against this gender shit.

Spoiler: They already are

my 10 year old daughter showed me some good looking Asian guy reacting to tik tok gender shit and said “he’s right and he's handsome. Boys shouldn’t be in the girls bathroom”

I’ve posted about this before, and I have a feeling that the new gen aren’t buying into all this. At least I’m optimistic

 

[Geraldine]

This sounds like TRANS GENOCIDE. Trans people are obviously the most oppressed in society if this is all you can come up with on how you're being attacked.

Trans genocide is to genocide what trans women are to women.
That is to say current moment definition.
I would not be surprised by an outbreak of the real thing.

TiF has raised child from birth to see her as a man and call her papa. Kid is now 5 and threatens to call her a girl and defiantly calls her 'momma"and laughs. Tries to explain to him that it hurts her feelings and he doesn't care.

Who radicalized the kid?

 

[Idiot Asshole]

I clicked the link hoping to find their picture in their post history to laugh at, I wasn't quite braced for this level of autism
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He's also a big fan of something called Gakuen Babysitters.

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Bonus: an archive of his profile

 

[Canuck Breaker]

TMI man stuff: in the rare event that even one of your nads ends up there, it feels so absolutely weird. I can't imagine doing both on purpose for a long amount of time.

I know I did it once or twice when I was younger, but not for any sexual reason. It was more like when someone finds out they're double jointed on accident, just a "weird, I didn't know I could do that" thing.

Every once in a while it'll just accidentally happen if I sit weird in tighter pants and it's just an awful feeling.

I get that they want to imitate a woman and wear their clothes and being a man gets in the way of that; but, they're usually so proud of their "girldick", love humiliation, and love making orher uncomfortable. so I don't know why they tuck anything at all.

 

[Samir]

Dude has the first moment of clarity in his life. Immediately gets pressured by the troon support line into taking HRT.
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"When you lie down to sleep tonight, and you get the feeling that something bad will happen if you close your eyes, ignore it."

 

[Free the Pedos]

His whole life, his clearly female mother has been brainwashing him into calling her “papa”

I agree with all of this and want to underscore how feminine her writing is. She definitely has a soft butch haircut but looks and acts 100% female, and her son is understandably confused and anxious about this incongruity with reality.