📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Tragi-Chan]

So reddit is supposed to force its degenerates to get off on trans models now? Just fetishize them? Aren't they always talking about how they don't want to be fetishized?

What this person fails to realise is that porn is woke-proof, because consumption of it is private. It doesn’t matter what people say in public, if they’re after women then they won’t be happy with a skinnyfat man with a chin like the back end of the Titanic and an ill-fitting wig.

Given that troons are all coomers, any porn subreddit that lets them in will be overwhelmed with gross men in bras waving their cocks around. Dudes looking to jack it will stop visiting, not wanting the masturbatory equivalent of a minefield.

Yep. That's the gist. If there is no standard, there is no criticism of said standard.

It’s yet another way troonery resembles a cult. Set lots of complicated, conflicting rules so that those in charge can arbitrarily decide what’s right and wrong. Berate people for breaking the rules when they thought they were following them. Break them down until they just blindly follow orders.

 

[indigoisviolet]

Set lots of complicated, conflicting rules so that those in charge can arbitrarily decide what’s right and wrong. Berate people for breaking the rules when they thought they were following them. Break them down until they just blindly follow orders.

Yep. This was called "The Correct and Scientific Language of Socialism" in the USSR. The Correct and Scientific Language of Socialism was never defined and yet it was mandatory for all citizens to learn and use at official meetings, thus citizens who spoke up were always incorrect and always in need of correcting. Which would be hilarious if it wasn't adjacent to so very many early deaths, another common factor with trannyism.

 

[JULAY]

They should both team up and one stands on the others shoulders and wear a trench coat to be a full sized dood.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

No really
I pass really good
Thats why nobody misgenders me except for bigots and Nazis

 

[Collections Agent]

Also, goes without saying but we were deprived of yet another tomboy.

This is the part I really don't get. Tomboys and Femboys are widely considered very attractive by a very significant number of people.

Why transition if you can already be as manly/feminine as you want? I know a few people have dysphoria so that makes sense, but for the rest why permanently scar yourself and voluntarily give yourself a ton of extra medical issues and complications for a label?

 

[Sangria Nigger]

This is the part I really don't get. Tomboys and Femboys are widely considered very attractive by a very significant number of people.

Why transition if you can already be as manly/feminine as you want? I know a few people have dysphoria so that makes sense, but for the rest why permanently scar yourself and voluntarily give yourself a ton of extra medical issues and complications for a label?

They have been groomed and brainwashed by the trans cult.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

This is the part I really don't get. Tomboys and Femboys are widely considered very attractive by a very significant number of people.

Why transition if you can already be as manly/feminine as you want? I know a few people have dysphoria so that makes sense, but for the rest why permanently scar yourself and voluntarily give yourself a ton of extra medical issues and complications for a label?

If I have understood the term correctly, "gender dysphoria" means feeling uncomfortable in your body and being a bit obsessed with the opposite sex. Must be really hard convincing teenagers they have that.

 

[Fapcop]

Today in things that totally, TOTALLY happened, a young pooner did a dudely thing to help a nasty MAGA Boomer.



HE DIDNT KNOW!!! WHAT THE BOOMER HAD AS A WALLPAPER WILL SHOCK YOU!!

Meanwhile, another lil’ pooner, who’s ACKSUALLY a man is sick and tired of them ignorant CISsies!

WHAAA?!? Lil’ Pooner is smart enough to steer clear of juicing herself?!

No worries! The PoonerSquad is here to put an end to those silly doubts!

 

[PetiteFeet]

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Is being in a relationship with a landwhale this big an “L”? I feel like it is…

I guess there's hope for me yet, I just need to have zero standards and settle for a troon.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Today in things that totally, TOTALLY happened, a young pooner did a dudely thing to help a nasty MAGA Boomer.

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HE DIDNT KNOW!!! WHAT THE BOOMER HAD AS A WALLPAPER WILL SHOCK YOU!!

Meanwhile, another lil’ pooner, who’s ACKSUALLY a man is sick and tired of them ignorant CISsies!
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WHAAA?!? Lil’ Pooner is smart enough to steer clear of juicing herself?!

No worries! The PoonerSquad is here to put an end to those silly doubts!
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"I don't wanna die looking like an old woman". That is the best case scenario for people born female, dying like an early middle age man can't be better.

Tax: can't tell if death kink or ignorance:

 

[Geraldine]

Aren't they always talking about how they don't want to be fetishized?

They honestly don't want to be fetishized by the one group who really does.

They can't accept that nobody actually wants them around.

They refuse to believe it, but they know.

This is the part I really don't get. Tomboys and Femboys are widely considered very attractive by a very significant number of people.

Tomboys were always normal, and femboys are new normal circa 2010.
Can't have that. Normal that is. Ewww.

Tax: can't tell if death kink or ignorance:

Just someone doing shtick.

 

[Evilronald]

Who would have thought an open axe wound would potentially get infected. The fact that someone needs to ask “is it normal to just bleed randomly after this surgery” tells you just how fucked up and barbaric it all is. It’s pretty obvious tranny surgery is going to put you at risk of all sorts of infections having a gaping hole and the male body not being designed to fight off any sort of infections in it.

 

[Evilronald]

Troon thinks that when they “transition” that actual women will treat him like one of them. His abuse victim (girlfriend) probably told him this but he has no idea once he chops the dick off she’ll be so disgusted that she’ll eventually leave.

 

[Niggie Smalls]

Troon thinks that when they “transition” that actual women will treat him like one of them.

Ironically they're doing exactly that by randomly excluding him from their little clique. The stupid bastard has bought into the lie girls tell themselves and the world that their friendships are "deeper" and "stronger" than male friendships – despite the fact that all female friendships are two-faced and totally fake. Women hate each other.

 

[Geraldine]

The fact that someone needs to ask “is it normal to just bleed randomly after this surgery” tells you just how fucked up and barbaric it all is.

Unmodified males can get urinary tract infections.
Normal females also. Bleeding, painful constant urination etc.
Potentially deadly if untreated, but easy to treat and not dangerous if caught right away.
And always caught right away, because the symptoms are so hard to ignore.

Except troons.

Troon thinks that when they “transition” that actual women will treat him like one of them. His abuse victim (girlfriend) probably told him this but he has no idea once he chops the dick off she’ll be so disgusted that she’ll eventually leave.

Welcome aboard comrade, said no woman ever to a newly minted troon.

 

[Evilronald]

They all think they can troon out and keep their relationships with their wife and kids, but they never do. The kids sided with their mom rather than him, and he can’t imagine why that might be. They never realize that trooning out when you have a partner and kids is as selfish as you can be and you’re making them be subjected to abuse along with yourself.

 

[Kumquat]

They all think they can troon out and keep their relationships with their wife and kids, but they never do. The kids sided with their mom rather than him, and he can’t imagine why that might be. They never realize that trooning out when you have a partner and kids is as selfish as you can be and you’re making them be subjected to abuse along with yourself.

It's essentially like killing their dad and replacing him with this creepy skinwalker. I don't understand how they don't see that. There's a reason the trans cult uses the terms "deadname" and "cracking the egg." Death and rebirth. You kill the old self, and the new self springs forth. Of course your child is upset with you; you just murdered his father. He's not going to get over that no matter how hard you try.

ETA: I just noticed that "HeyyyEmily_Pink" user has appeared in at least a dozen of these screencaps, almost always with some variation of "Hey girl, need a hug?" or "You can DM me any time." Absolute creeper.

 

[Goddamn Hippies]

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They all think they can troon out and keep their relationships with their wife and kids, but they never do. The kids sided with their mom rather than him, and he can’t imagine why that might be. They never realize that trooning out when you have a partner and kids is as selfish as you can be and you’re making them be subjected to abuse along with yourself.

Jesus. Christ. Can’t imagine why they
are all repulsed by him.

He also posts about his hairy ”vagina”, and claims to be a physician. How revolting. The comments all seem well aware of their foul hairy stinkditches, too. Big difference from the “it never happens” crowd. An “L” if I’ve ever seen one.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

The fact that someone needs to ask “is it normal to just bleed randomly after this surgery” tells you just how fucked up and barbaric it all is.

What amazes me is just how thick they are. If you have any signs of a UTI whatsoever you need to get help ASAP. Not waiting til the morning. I assume that fucking with their urethra when they mangle the dick makes them more susceptible, and shortening it means bacteria have easier access to bladder and therefore kidneys. Pyelonephritis can lead to bacteremia then sepsis very quickly. It is also possible to get pyelonephritis without obvious UTI symptoms.

This idiot leaving it overnight is giving any potential infection time to cause permanent damage. The advice for suspected kidney infection is to seek medical help immediately.

Also that HeyyyyEmily_Pink is still creeping all over everyones comments. Seriously think its a fetishist wanking off to all these mens misfortunes.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

despite the fact that all female friendships are two-faced and totally fake. Women hate each other.

You are dumb as pigshit