📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I (16ftm) have tried everything from tape to binders a size too small to really tight sports bras and I'm still just not flat enough and it still looks like I have a chest. Not only this, but I feel like everything I do just isn't masculine enough. My hair looks extremely feminine, all my clothes are really feminine, and I'm quite chubby and I feel like it outlines that I have a larger chest.
I'm just so tired of not fitting in and I feel like gender dysphoria is genuinely just killing me overtime. I feel like nothing I do will ever make me enough of a boy and sometimes it's just so hard to even go anywhere (school, etc) because of how crushing my dysphoria is. Somedays I'll wake up and just look in the mirror and sob because I cannot stand the way I look. Mixing dysphoria with severe depression disorder and an ed feeling crushing and I'm just so defeated every single day.

This is quite heartbreaking to read, because 20-30 years ago this poor girl would still be agonising over not fitting in and not being happy with her body, but it would have been more along the lines of "I'm not thin enough" or "my butt is too big." Unrealistic body standards have been pretty brutal for women for as long as we've had mass media, but the trans movement has given her a whole set of body standards that are even more unattainable.

Most women would learn to accept their bodies, and/or come to terms with how media portrays women. I think plenty of young girls grew up wanting to look like a supermodel and as they got older realised it wasn't possible, but also not as important in the grand scheme of things as it might have felt at age 16. The truly horrifying thing about the trans movement is instead of helping these young girls process those emotions and learn to accept their bodies, we are throwing them headlong into surgeries that sterilize and mutilate them.

 

[Standardized Profile]

• Asks her "so what is it?, penis or vagina?"
• TiF offended
• When she answers, the TiM calls his amhole "a designer vagina"

"Why are cis people so interested in our genitals?"

Being a woman, she knows 90% of men are unattractive. But she's going to be in the 10% ... right?


I remember "authentic piss sound" being a meme or a phrase or something a long time ago...

 

[monstrous bubo]

„Hush child, daddy’s just growin’ himself some titties” (snipped screenshot, full text in spoiler)

Spoiler: delusion

"Dad, are you a girl?"​

I'm 3 months HRT, and haven't had a haircut since June so it's longer than I've ever had it. I'm not out to anyone (other than my therapist/doctors), including my kids (7, 5, and 3) since their mom (my ex) and my parents (who are a big part of our lives) are extremely transphobic. In truth I just planned on never coming out to any of them. I've been "boiling the frog" with my appearance and my ex and my mom have been extremely judgemental and have managed to notice every little thing I've started doing, and I guess my kids are starting to notice too based on the following conversation I had with my oldest while getting ready for the day:

"Dad, are you a girl?"

"Why are you asking if I'm a girl?"

"Well you have long hair like a girl, and sometimes you look like a girl." (I usually wear women's or androgynous looking clothes and sometimes wear makeup both out and at home, so I'm assuming that's what she means)

"Would it be bad if I were a girl?"

"<Grins> I think so!"

"Why would it be bad if I were a girl?"

"Because I don't like being a girl!"

"<Internally panicking> why don't you like being a girl?"

"Just kidding! <Runs off>"

I'm trying not to read too much into this little exchange. I think I handled it well... But I'm worried about her comments. I don't want her to have this problem. It's hell. I'm trying to decide if I should tell her therapist (Mom was abusive and I just recently lost full custody, hence therapy). I don't want her to resent me for transitioning if that's what she was trying to say. I don't know what exactly is tipping her off on my appearance or if I should tap the brakes. I'm starting to think I don't have much more time and I'm going to have to start talking to people, especially my kids, about what I'm doing and why, and that terrifies me.

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[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Holy fuck. Dude walked into the wrong neighborhood with that one. Crochet and knitting women are fucking insane. So insular, competitive, "mean girl"-esque, utterly nasty to each other.

I'm pretty sure that's an actual woman. She crochets and claims to be "non-binary", both of which are dead giveaways.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

One last time, for the troons at the back:

Estrogen doesn't give men periods. Periods are a biological process intrinsically linked to the female reproductive organs (which you do not have and never will) and PMS is a by-product of that process. Saying you get periods is like a person without a stomach complaining of stomach cramps, or some guy saying that their metamorphosis into a butterfly is doing a real number on them.
It's pathetic cope and wilful self-delusion. I can explain your symptoms:

Abdominal cramping: Probably due to your inevitably shitty diet
Bloating: You are in all probability a fat fuck at the best of times
Fatigue: Same as above, plus antidepressant side effects and lack of exercise
Acne: Not showering or washing your face/not properly removing sloppily applied makeup/bad diet/fat fuck/antidepressant side effects
Mood swings: Antidepressants/Autism/Borderline/Bipolar/ADHD/being a terminally online shut-in

In short, I suspect your symptoms are less likely due to you miraculously sprouting a uterus and are more down to the standard comorbidities that come packaged with being a tranny.

*Edit* Confirmed autist. What a fucking shock.

 

[deep end]

Before & after 2.5 years on testosterone.

...Is it just me or does she look even more effeminate on the right? Literally just a woman with some facial hair. Also, goes without saying but we were deprived of yet another tomboy. This is truly the most unforgivable sin of the trannies. (Except the pedo stuff, the homewrecker stuff, the other pedo stuff, the other pedo stuff, etc.)

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Being a woman, she knows 90% of men are unattractive. But she's going to be in the 10% ... right?

This dumb broad could get a man NOW! But no, she needs her yaoi fantasies to come true.

Fucking Fujo retards.

 

[Incel Death Note]

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“not every girl can be a supermodel” - why do some people think this is an appropriate reply?

i’ve had people dm me and literally say, verbatim, “do i think you’re attractive? no” ”are you a knockout? no. are you feminine? no.”

like… thanks??? that doesn’t help at all. the only thing it does is letting me know that you think im ugly and lowering my already-low self esteem

every time i say that i dont pass some of you just feel the need to tell me that you dont think im hot

Of course the guy is seething in the comments.

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Some of you may ask, “why Enwardo, what does this young fella that wasted his life look like?”

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"then what's the point"
"i can't be happy with being seen as a man for the rest of my life im sorry"

They think they can sulk and get reality to change. They're in an abusive relationship with their own existence. People like this should get abandoned by society to be eaten by stray dogs but instead we're rebuilding our entire civilization around telling this faggot he's pretty.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I can't believe these people hang out on 4chan, but then I remember they're on the anime boards.

 

[Geraldine]

In short, I suspect your symptoms are less likely due to you miraculously sprouting a uterus and are more down to the standard comorbidities that come packaged with being a tranny.

Also maybe power of suggestion / placebo effect.

Minor transitory ailments a sane and generally healthy man might have (such as heartburn or a headache) + they do so want to have periods because that means they are really women.

Just a speculation.

 

[The Internet Dick]

They think they can sulk and get reality to change. They're in an abusive relationship with their own existence.

That's a very profound and insightful observation. These delusional people desperately want to believe reality is subjective and they can play pretend a new reality into existence and actually become the pretty princesses of their dreams. So many of them are so fucking vicious and neurotic because deep-down they know magic isn't real.

 

[Geraldine]

play pretend a new reality into existence

Or whine and bully a new reality into existence.
And sneer the old reality out of existence.
A failing not limited to troons, BTW.

A short but extra horrifying L, with a promise even bigger Ls.
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[Fapcop]

Also, when I was leaving, she gave me her instagram handle lmao. Kinda felt strange but I suppose that's harmless.

LMAO! So naive. Giving a sexpest man your instagram handle? What’s the worst that could happen?!

Also: What a cunt.

“Designer vagina rubs me the wrong way”.

Sorry hun, you don’t get to poon out and pretend you’re a man, and still look down on men who are in the grips of the opposite delusion.

Either you’re ALL retarded or none of you are.

Also: Fuck the healthcare industry for spending money on this shit.

While regular non-degenerates who actually CONTRIBUTE get four figure bills for a simple broken arm, they spend money on hiring a troon to have emotional meltdowns on the clock.

Fucking clownworld.

 

[cold comfort]

A short but extra horrifying L, with a promise even bigger Ls.
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You "try to avoid it"? Just stop doing it if it feels so bad. There's waaay more women who never masturbate than men, so it'll be super affirming!

 

[hufflemuff]

Troon is homeless and "can't work" because HRT gave him hip dysplasia. His only priority? Getting insurance solely for scamming them into funding his dick chop.

 

[Evilronald]

Being a tranny IS a mental disorder. It seems obvious that the trannies take advantage of neurodivergent people’s lack of sense of community because they’re different and don’t fit in. It’s very fucked up and why this should outlawed. Maybe instead of cutting their dick off they could instead focus on fitting in and making the world more accommodating for different people?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Spoiler

Our U.S. tax dollars fund to pay this to send people like this to fight for foreign wars, which for some reason, include us

 

[Free the Pedos]

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Our U.S. tax dollars fund to pay this to send people like this to fight for foreign wars, which for some reason, include us

“Should I pursue therapy for my PTSD and loss of meaning, identity, and community after I was discharged? No, it is the TERFs who are wrong.”

 

[Toolbox]

I can't believe these people hang out on 4chan, but then I remember they're on the anime boards.

/v/ is a major infestation point too, for obvious reasons.

 

[deermeat]

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Before & after 2.5 years on testosterone.

...Is it just me or does she look even more effeminate on the right? Literally just a woman with some facial hair. Also, goes without saying but we were deprived of yet another tomboy. This is truly the most unforgivable sin of the trannies. (Except the pedo stuff, the homewrecker stuff, the other pedo stuff, the other pedo stuff, etc.)

Dude, this shit hurts. She was FIRE pre transition. An absolute baddie. Now she looks like a literal pedophile.... How do these people look themselves in the mirror? You cannot convince me that the cult isn't strong. I feel like a lot of people in that community secretly take glee in pushing attractive people into turning themselves ugly because it makes them feel prettier in comparison.