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Kumquat said:
This is the shit that kills me about the trans crowd. It just blows my mind how they'll argue on one hand how "toys shouldn't be gendered" and "kids should play with whatever they want," but then in the very next breath they'll say "playing with dolls and makeup means you're a girl, no exceptions."

Which is it, you fucking freaks? Are toys and clothes gendered or not? Is it all a social construct or inherent?

I shudder to imagine what would have happened to me if I grew up today with insane lefty parents. I was the boy who never liked traditionally masculine things. Never really cared for sports, more artsy, etc... when I was a young child, I would play dollhouse with my baby sister and have fun dressing up the dolls. I was like 7 years old. My parents, thank Christ, just saw it as me being a good brother and playing with my baby sister. If it were 2023 and my parents were insane, they'd probably have trooned me out.

I've always been an effeminate guy. I've never questioned my sex, I've never thought I was secretly a girl on the inside. I'm just an effeminate man. And that's okay.
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It’s whatever advances their interests at the time: troons don’t actually believe anything other than that their feelings supersede biology and the rights and feelings of others.
 
Evilronald said:
I feel like part of the reason some troons decide to become a woman is because it’s more acceptable to abuse women if you’re a “woman” than as a man. The ick factor is so high and no one wants to be called “transphobic” for complaining a tranny hits women.
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It’s like how incels are so obsessed with the idea of punching women (“equal fights for equal rights”, “equal rights means equal lefts”).

I dunno I reiterate that troons get the worst aspects of both genders and none of the good ones.


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A little bittle manly man posts about her fears…

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OH NOES LIL’ POONER! You can do it!

R/ftm is fullnof these obviously confused chicks (real man but refuses to cut her hair lol) it’s such a trip every time I visit.

Also: Obligatory WHO THE FUCK GAVE HER TESTOSTERONE AND A TIT-CUT?!?
 
Evilronald said:
His dad is giving him good advice on trying to fit in rather than being a coomer and outcast from society.
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This seems a huge element in them that they don't understand the concept of "yeah, I have this thought / temptation but im not DOING IT". Functional people will understand you might have intrusive, horrible thoughts or temptations, whatever they might be, but you don't ACT ON IT. Maybe lighting your jobs building on fire, maybe beating to death a homeless guy, or being an absolute degenerate. The thoughts in and of themselves aren't so bad to occasionally pop up, if you keep them in check. I think just about everyone past 20 has vaguely considered killing someone, but most people don't do it because they hold some fucking standards to themselves, OR AT VERY LEAST, they understand the consequences

Its really sad that his dad is doing actually a REALLY good job of explaining, sounds like, yet this fuck is like "my dad is trans". No, fuckwit, your dad is trying to tell you that hes empathizing that yes, you have weird thoughts, and is being understanding, but saying giving into that degeneracy isn't ok, and will lead you to a path of ruin.
Idk1990 said:
It’s like how incels are so obsessed with the idea of punching women (“equal fights for equal rights”, “equal rights means equal lefts”).
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I think there SOME validity to the "equal rights equal fights" concept, but I've also definitely seen the batshit insane people who see a slightly irate woman in a video gently shoving a dude, and thinking this is thus ok to do a mortal combat fatality on them after. And thats utter lunacy.

I think having an absolute "never hit a woman" rule is bullshit, because circumstances can exist, but at the same time, you use only force necessary, and the previous example obviously is way WAY too much. In polite society the never hit a woman thing applies, but not all society is polite.

Kinda reminds me though.
Idk1990 said:
troons get the worst aspects of both genders
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This really applies to the concept of hitting women I bet. They will say "you can''t hit a woman" to ATTEMPT to be free of consequences. But at the same time, they will claim "I am a woman, its fair" if they ever attack an actual woman. But this is using the worst of both ends. Both saying "im consequence free because I call myself a woman" and "me beating on this smaller, weaker being is fine because I have the same label".

I don't think I've ever actually seen this, but I assume it'd go exactly as such, cant see why they wouldn't, by their own fucked up """morals"""
Fapcop said:
A little bittle manly man posts about her fears…
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I wonder if you could weaponize this to de-transition pooners, just pressure them EARLY out of the womans bathroom with an acted "AHHH, THERES A MAN IN THE BATHROOM" which they might actually accept since its "affirming", then have their anxiety rip them to pieces about male bathrooms? idk. Pooners are fucking weird.
 
Hooked on phobics said:
wonder if you could weaponize this to de-transition pooners, just pressure them EARLY out of the womans bathroom with an acted "AHHH, THERES A MAN IN THE BATHROOM" which they might actually accept since its "affirming", then have their anxiety rip them to pieces about male bathrooms? idk. Pooners are fucking weird.
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Pretty sure that if you saw one of these chicks, and start pointing and yelling loudly “LOOK EVERYONE!!! It’s a GIRL PRETENDING TO BE A BOY!!! Isn’t that weird!?! LOOK AT HER EVERYONE!!!” She’d speed walk away, head down (running attracts too much attention) and drop all pretense of being a boy for at least a few weeks.
 
Fapcop said:
Pretty sure that if you saw one of these chicks, and start pointing and yelling loudly “LOOK EVERYONE!!! It’s a GIRL PRETENDING TO BE A BOY!!! Isn’t that weird!?! LOOK AT HER EVERYONE!!!” She’d speed walk away, head down (running attracts too much attention) and drop all pretense of being a boy for at least a few weeks.
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A Parent, at least, should be able to get away with this.
Every time they're out in public they meet up with one of their friends and say "This is Ashley, sorry, Theodore. She's going through some stuff right now and wants everyone to pretend she's a boy" the pooner would drop it in a week.
 
TroonFiringSquad said:
Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of your internalized transphobia.
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Damn, you got me. I guess I better go see the surgeon to get my bolt-ons and amhole installed.
Evilronald said:
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Yes it is a fetish, no matter how much bullshit you write.
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I would love to see them attempt to write a wiki. Them trying to organize the utter chaos, lunacy, and contradictions that comprise gender ideology would be glorious to behold.
Hooked on phobics said:
This seems a huge element in them that they don't understand the concept of "yeah, I have this thought / temptation but im not DOING IT". Functional people will understand you might have intrusive, horrible thoughts or temptations, whatever they might be, but you don't ACT ON IT. Maybe lighting your jobs building on fire, maybe beating to death a homeless guy, or being an absolute degenerate. The thoughts in and of themselves aren't so bad to occasionally pop up, if you keep them in check. I think just about everyone past 20 has vaguely considered killing someone, but most people don't do it because they hold some fucking standards to themselves, OR AT VERY LEAST, they understand the consequences

Its really sad that his dad is doing actually a REALLY good job of explaining, sounds like, yet this fuck is like "my dad is trans". No, fuckwit, your dad is trying to tell you that hes empathizing that yes, you have weird thoughts, and is being understanding, but saying giving into that degeneracy isn't ok, and will lead you to a path of ruin.
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I'm glad someone pointed this out. It infuriates me to no end, seeing the message given to adolescents these days is that "authenticity" means just doing whatever the fuck you want at any given moment and never suppressing your desires. No, that's not "being authentic," that's called being an animal and just giving in to your basest desires and instincts because you have no self-control.

Authenticity is having some kind of moral framework and sticking with it. Authenticity is holding yourself to some kind of standard. Literally everybody has had thoughts of doing or saying horrible things. You don't act on those things, though, because we're not animals. If you do just give in to your basest impulses, you are no longer human. You're just a wild animal running on instinct.
 
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Evilronald said:
He was so close to a consent accident.

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“Don’t trust your parents. Embrace the fetish!”
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I don't know how old this pooner is (if she said, I missed it), but if she's over 18 and agrees to their terms (money for no T), that's called a contract (mutual obligations and good and valuable consideration). So taking the money and not living up to her end of the bargain would be a breach of the contract. Thus the parents would be able to sue to recover the monies (and, depending on the state, their attorneys fees). The parents would also have (again, depending on the state) a cause of action for the tort of fraud (promise made that promisor had no intention of fulfilling, promisee reasonably relied on the promise to their detriment, and promisee was damaged based on that reliance).

(Mind you, the parents could not recover under both breach of contract and fraud claims, but one alleges both in their complaint. Just covering all your bases.)

Metal Slime 20x6 said:
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Wonders if he’s clockable. I dunno man, maybe it’s the fivehead, facial bone structure, stringy dangerhair, and trans accessories/clothes that give it away?
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Hey, fren, please thumbnail this shit going forward. Ta.
 
GettrGriftr said:
I don't know how old this pooner is (if she said, I missed it), but if she's over 18 and agrees to their terms (money for no T), that's called a contract (mutual obligations and good and valuable consideration). So taking the money and not living up to her end of the bargain would be a breach of the contract. Thus the parents would be able to sue to recover the monies (and, depending on the state, their attorneys fees). The parents would also have (again, depending on the state) a cause of action for the tort of fraud (promise made that promisor had no intention of fulfilling, promisee reasonably relied on the statement to their detriment, and promisee was damaged based on that reliance).

(Mind you, the parents could not recover under both breach of contract and fraud claims.)


Hey, fren, please thumbnail this shit going forward. Ta.
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I’m not sure the contract would be enforceable because of a public policy exception. It would be like paying someone not to get a medical treatment (this isn’t a medical treatment but the courts will see it that way).
 
Evilronald said:
I’m not sure the contract would be enforceable because of a public policy exception. It would be like paying someone not to get a medical treatment (this isn’t a medical treatment but the courts will see it that way).
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I think that would depend on the jurisdiction, nicht wahr?
 
Evilronald said:
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Pooner is a coomer and also autistic as fuck. This writing is horrible too.
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“Hey man. I totally get it. I've abstained from sexual activities for 20 years because of my bottom dysphoria. […] That was until I have let a cis guy get close to me for the first time in my life. I have also been doing therapy. Despite the dysphoria, Sex is fun. “

He did it lads. He fixed her with a good dicking.
 
Fapcop said:
A little bittle manly man posts about her fears…

R/ftm is fullnof these obviously confused chicks (real man but refuses to cut her hair lol) it’s such a trip every time I visit.

Also: Obligatory WHO THE FUCK GAVE HER TESTOSTERONE AND A TIT-CUT?!?
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Extremely feminine? Scared of men? Still in high school and clearly underage?

Psychologists signing off on mentally ill teen girls getting healthy body parts removed:
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TyrasGuard said:
Jews hate troons with a burning passion, where I'm from at least, you will never see a troon inside a Synagogue. They will literally gang up and beat you if you try and to be honest, most churches here do. Christians have lost too much edge for my taste though.

Time to play Fuck, Marry, Kill! You will be greeted with 3 doors. Choose wisely!

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Fuck #2 because ugly woman is still a woman.
Marry #1 because, while gay, dude appears clean and would probably keep my house clean and make me good food.
Kill #3 because, if I saw that thing rampaging toward me under neon lights, I would have to resist the caveman urge to immediately beat it death in fear for my life.
 
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