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[Haliaeetus Vocifer]

David Hill breaks out in a case of literal shaking from gossip from a bunch of old ladies.

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Have you ever thought about complaining about men in dresses raping your daughters affects MEEEEE???

He thinks some old ladies are going to shoot him?
And when he was “presenting” as male, he would have gotten in their faces?
What a fucking loser.
It wouldn’t take much to set this faggot off into a fit of retard rage, which is of course very womanly.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Bit late as I'm catching up, but lol. More men get their nipples pierced than women and it's never normal men either, it's mostly creepy weirdos that never wash, kinky old faggots and every male tranny that ever walked in.

I've worked in numerous tattoo studios in the last 15 years and I always felt bad for the piercing girls. It's doubly amusing because you always KNOW which customers are in for nipples or dick piercings instead of tattoos long before they open their mouths to ask.

Total male coomer shit.

a friend who worked at a piercing & tattoos place (in Brighton UK too, RIP) told me they had a policy at her shop of any genital jobs= booking only, and only booking them at 9am.
because not only were the people who came in likely to have recently washed that morning or the night before bed, and not walked around all day brewing up a stank... additionally, if they could even get their arse out of bed to get there for 9 or 10, it was more likely that they would be...a demographic capable of hygiene. They were happy to take the missed slot and have a lazy morning, no biggy, if they flaked.
Pity the workers in all the scenarios it took to develop this policy.

typing this reminded me, that a search on the ask reddit threads, for topics like "people who do waxing/ massages /intimate cosmetic jobs- what is the grossest thing you have ever seen" is always a good time. So many people have utterly no shame, is what you learn.

 

[Dr. Butt]

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This made me laugh..

I don't see anything in this tweet to be upset about. I hope he did the coke.

 

[Battery Low]

Imagine being a kid, it's your birthday and the family are taking you out for a meal to celebrate your special day. Your the middle child so it's nice to be the centre of attention for once

Your dad decides to show up in a dress. He spends the time, that was supposed to be about the family making a fuss of you, staring at twitter on his phone, shaking and sulking, listening to the table next door instead of to you or the other family members.

You catch some of what the other table are talking about, and guess that their conversation was probably prompted by your dad making a spectacle of himself by wearing a dress in public.

You wish that your mom has been able to stop him from being such an embarrassment, and part of you resents her for it, but part of you knows how he gets up in people's faces when challenged on this stuff.

You get home and dad starts crying.

Happy fucking birthday kiddo.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

Just gay nen flirting

But I thought getting sexual dms and dick pics was euphoric and proves they’re real wimmins? Or does it not count when it’s not a straight man?

I don't want to spend energy on them IRL.

Thankfully my area of the uk has a very very small amount of them. Given the predominantly Asian population in the next town I think they would be genuinely afraid of going outside. Then there’s the polish and I can’t imagine a ladyman having success hitting on a polish woman lol.

Your dad decides to show up in a dress

Poor fucking child, ohmygod.
How can I make my child’s birthday about ME?
Let’s be real, the old ladies wouldn’t shoot you unless prompted. And him standing over them & shouting in their faces is more likely to result in other customers stepping in and escorting you outside.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Adding black and brown to your shitty rainbow flag doesn't magically turn darkies into unhinged leftists.

Mad_Dog, don't be a lgbtq2s phobe, it takes all colors to make a rainbow.

CEPT' BLACKS. There's no black in a rainbow

 

[Procrastinhater]

And him standing over them & shouting in their faces is more likely to result in other customers stepping in and escorting you outside.

Most of the guys I know would definitely step in on seeing some AGP freak in a dress screaming at a pair of women, old or not.
Thankfully troons are rare as rockinghorse shit around here, probably for good reason, I don't think they'd get attacked unless they started with their bullshit first, but they'd certainly get openly mocked.
I mean come on what the fuck else are you supposed to do when you see some fucking weirdo guy wearing a
spinnyskirt trying to LARP as a woman?
It's a natural instinct to point and laugh.
Shame serves a vital function in keeping the deviants and freaks in line and out of sight, and we need to start to remember why that's a good thing.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

David Hill breaks out in a case of literal shaking from gossip from a bunch of old ladies.

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Have you ever thought about complaining about men in dresses raping your daughters affects MEEEEE???

I like how when he thinks about "standing up for myself" his first thought is obviously something so violent it would allow someone to shoot him in legally justifiable self-defense.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I like how when he thinks about "standing up for myself" his first thought is obviously something so violent it would allow someone to shoot him in legally justifiable self-defense.

These are violent deranged men who think it's perfectly acceptable for them to violently assault "TERFs" ie any women who won't play along with their fetish, even if they're hulking Gorrillahons that outweigh their victims by 100 pounds.
You know when a troon talks about confronting a woman he means physically assault her, and they don't care if the person they're assaulting is 16 or 60.
They're violent unhinged freaks.

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[Creative Username]

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of this euphoric individual to assume that his bones will be changed by the troon juice. Also, what the fuck ARE hip dips??? Troons are absolutely schizophrenic.

 

[gampboonerisms]

of this euphoric individual to assume that his bones will be changed by the troon juice. Also, what the fuck ARE hip dips??? Troons are absolutely schizophrenic.

Hip dips are like a divot in the hip cause the top of the hip and the ball of your thigh bone are long. So instead of having a curve you get a slight dip in your hip.

https://www.healthline.com/health/fitness/hip-dips-exercises

 

[glass_houses]

of this euphoric individual to assume that his bones will be changed by the troon juice. Also, what the fuck ARE hip dips??? Troons are absolutely schizophrenic.

Hip dips are a dip in between the bottom of the pelvis and the top of the thighs.



They're a natural random variation in the female body, but they're generally regarded as unattractive. There are surgeries to 'correct' them, and they are usually photoshopped out of commercial media.

 

[Wallace]

Follow up to the above:



EDIT: Almost forgot, have a picture of Dave.

 

[Procrastinhater]

they are usually photoshopped out of commercial media.

That sort of bullshit is what makes young girls hyperfixate on absolutely asinine and irrelevant "flaws" and creates insecurity and body dysmorphia problems like anorexia and stuff like that. It's bizarre as man to see what these magazines do to make impressionable young females worry over shit that absolutely no one but the most shallow of fucking idiots would care about anyway.
It's probably shit like this that makes 13 year olds worry about counting calories and stuff. As a Father it's something I've started to notice and that's fucking irritating as shit. I didn't realize how much the media promotes unhealthy thinking.

Follow up to the above:

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"My non binary child"

JfC he's already grooming his fucking kid.
This stuff is a fucking sickness, it is sick and we do not want it in our part of Africa anywhere sane.

 

[Chub Rub]

"Sees me as a little boy" wtf pedophile shit is this? Creepy as fuck.

A little bit boy, not a little boy. Still retarded pooner shit, but not wanting to be thought of as a child.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

Hip dip

generally regarded as unattractive

Isn’t it funny how all the traits that men deemed unattractive on a woman, the ones that girls get picked on for having, are suddenly okay and desirable for troons?
Yet I guarantee a woman would be insulted for looking like these men. Bad makeup, dry thin hair, nonexistent lips, saggy manboobs, beer gut hanging.

have a picture of Dave

Part of me wishes I was as delusional as these men. How the fuck can they look at themselves and think “yep, I’m fucking hot” god fucking damn.

 

[Procrastinhater]

have a picture of Dave.

Thanks, I hate it.

 

[Haliaeetus Vocifer]

Part of me wishes I was as delusional as these men. How the fuck can they look at themselves and think “yep, I’m fucking hot” god fucking damn.

I will never understand their delusion.
Men are so easy to clock as opposed to most TIFs because they do the bare minimum to pass and still think that they’re suddenly on-par with women.
We spend the majority of our early years stressing over our appearances and still feel unattractive, but these disgusting freaks actually believe they’re beautiful because they shaved their faces, slapped on some makeup (poorly) and dyed their stringy thin hair pink and blue.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"My non binary child"

JfC he's already grooming his fucking kid.
This stuff is a fucking sickness, it is sick and we do not want it in our part of Africa anywhere sane.
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What a bizarre coincidence that a troon and his handmaiden should just happen to have a nonbinary child. I’m sure the kid came to this realisation entirely of their own volition.