📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Positron]

Can she appeal to her "Marxist therapist" some class solidarity and waive her fee? After all, doing therapy is the therapist's work nature and he or she should be satisfied by the non-alienating nature of the work itself. If the therapist says he or she has mouth to feed, offer to share some of your food stamps.

 

[Dr. Butt]

What the fuck is a clothing swap ? Does he think we get together and swap our clothes between each other ?

It's something very poor or very rich women do when they want new clothes. You get together at someone's house and trade clothes you don't want anymore to your friends. Then you get really drunk.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Pooner has a very self-absorbed and jealous TiM brother that makes her feel like she cannot express herself around him or in her own home. She cannot mention anything regarding her transition because he will get angry and passive aggressive. He was angry she was put on Testosterone and told the TiFs pooner friends to not discuss anything in front of him. RevolutionaryCity118

The TiM brother is older than her by 4 years but came out after her.
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i (20ftm) think my sister (24mtf) does not like the fact i am a trans man.
(throwaway account because I'm paranoid)

ive been out for about 7 years, since the age of 13. been a very long rocky journey and I started testosterone (two months today!) after being in hospital for about 4 years due to mental health problems. i won't get into her transition so much because that's not really important but she came out a few years after me and has been on hormones for a few years (which is great!).

when i started T, she allegedly told my other sister that she was uncomfortable that I was buying something she had naturally. she has also told my trans masc friends that she does not want them discussing anything to do with their like medical transition around her, like at all. she made slightly passive aggressive tone comments about my voice dropping about how much she hated it when she had to do that.

i understand that dysphoria can make it complicated to understand how someone else would want to do the very thing you're working away from. but most trans people I have met have always celebrated others transition milestones. but from her it feels like pure resentment the more I become my true self. I feel like I cannot talk about any of my celebratory milestones in my own home, how I'm happy that I'm getting more hair or sounding more masculine, any time I do it's met with this painful silence from her. it really is quite suffocating.

i would never ever dream of saying something similar to do with her transition goals, sure I don't wanna be a girl anymore but I would never say "why would you take oestrogen ew" because that's borderline transphobic, I have always celebrated her milestones in transition but when I try and share my happiness it's met with what feels like pure resentment for the fact I feel male and she doesn't. I really don't know what to do, it's not the kind of topic I can bring up with her. I try to do open and healthy communication but unfortunately that has not been reciprocated so it's a pretty sticky situation. i just needed to get it off my chest.

 

[Dr. Butt]

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GET A JOB YOU FAT COW

 

[The Judean People's Front]

woman pretending to be a man who is pretending to be a woman

Victor/Victoria maxxing

 

[PigFarm]

Can't quote @batteredpancakes but let's break this post down.

2 kids trooning out. In their 20s now but allegedly it's been a min of 7 years.

The younger one has been "in the hospital for four years" due to being nuts. I'm assuming she means she's been in and out of the hospital over the past few years, but who knows. I'm more amazed that being a loony bin tourist didn't get her on T earlier

The younger boy is absolutely seething that lil sis wants to be a dood. Though according to her comments, the boy is mad at everyone all the time. Even strangers.

Where are the parents? Hell, where was cps when lil dood was in the psych ward and a doctor realized that all the kids in their family are struggling through very similar trauma responses?

 

[Banquet Meal]

increases risks of blood clots.

Spoiler: PL about hormone patches

i am taking hormone patches for menopause (lucky me!) and after my recent surgery, i was left with a blood clot in my arm, and its there forever, unfortunately. there are definite risks to this stuff, and if i wasnt dealing with nonstop hot flashes, there is no way i would bother

 

[DootSkeleton]

Damn bro, re do your nails if you're going to post a pic of your manly hand in front of your anime inspiration. Never be a pretty anime girl.

He’s talking about it like it’s diabetes or cancer, like something he had no control over. He did this to himself.

That's a K/DA (virtual League of Legends KPOP group, yes I'm serious) deskmat. The character you see is the K/DA variant skin of Ahri, a foxgirl. To the right, barely out of frame, is Kai'sa.
Ahri is probably the biggest coomerbait character in the game, somehow more so than Evelynn (LoL's version of a succubus) since Evelynn is portrayed as a sadistic coomer slayer.
100% guarantee you that one or more of those characters are inspiration for him.

 

[Local Farmer]

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Must be that time of the month

 

[Fapcop]

Can anyone explain to me why taking hormones of their biological gender isn't a proper option? If you're a man who feels too feminine, why can't you take stuff that makes you actually suit your real gender? I'm sure it wouldn't be as healthy as just leaving well enough alone, but it would be better than taking the WRONG hormones.

Hormones aren’t “just” a drug, they’re also part of an incredibly complex system millions of years in the making, that involves your brain, your endocrine system, and your organs.

Hormones are involved with everything in your body from regulating systems, regulating moods, to aging and kickstarting and/or accelerating key processes like puberty or menopause.

It’s not like just adding flour to a cake recipe, you’re basically fucking with things we don’t fully understand.

 

[a hapless toad]

He’s talking about it like it’s diabetes or cancer, like something he had no control over. He did this to himself.

Imagine needing buckets of lube to accommodate a pencil dickldo and then crowing on the internets about it...

But also neovaginas are better and also no one can tell!

Spoiler: PL about hormone patches

i am taking hormone patches for menopause (lucky me!) and after my recent surgery, i was left with a blood clot in my arm, and its there forever, unfortunately. there are definite risks to this stuff, and if i wasnt dealing with nonstop hot flashes, there is no way i would bother

Gorl, have you tried non-HRT meds?

 

[batteredpancakes]

Twenty one years on T and still looks like a girl.
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Misgendered Rant
I was in a cafe with my Mum and she saw someone she knew from about 300BC. She asked me to ask him if he was the guy she used to date and he came over to speak to her.
He looked at me and said “Is this your daughter?” What the actual fuck!?

I’ve been in T since 2003 and I’ve got facial hair. How the fuck did be see female!?
I am mortified and just wanted to rant

 

[Banquet Meal]

Imagine needing buckets of lube to accommodate a pencil dickldo and then crowing on the internets about it...

But also neovaginas are better and also no one can tell!


Gorl, have you tried non-HRT meds?

hell no, i dont know if they work better or not. all i know is that im pretty pissed about this, as i didnt find out it was a thing until it WAS a thing. but thats my whole point i guess..like if i didnt need them, no way would i bother, but these tards are pumping themselves full of the damn things, i can only imagine the long term effects. that said, im going to look into those, ASAP.

 

[a hapless toad]

hell no, i dont know if they work better or not. all i know is that im pretty pissed about this, as i didnt find out it was a thing until it WAS a thing. but thats my whole point i guess..like if i didnt need them, no way would i bother, but these tards are pumping themselves full of the damn things, i can only imagine the long term effects. that said, im going to look into those, ASAP.

Oh fren, that sucks so much. Look into clonidine/Catapres.

 

[Monolith]

Can anyone explain to me why taking hormones of their biological gender isn't a proper option? If you're a man who feels too feminine, why can't you take stuff that makes you actually suit your real gender? I'm sure it wouldn't be as healthy as just leaving well enough alone, but it would be better than taking the WRONG hormones.

"I identify as an alpha male, get me those roids, Doc."

 

[AfghanBlue]

I want to see this story applied to that bicycle meme where she's heading down frat row and puts her packer in the spokes, then blames frat bros while they're just standing there by a keg on the front lawn.

I just had the horrified realisation that- because fat disabled pooner with vag atrophy - the packer probably stank, at least somewhat, and the frat bros had probably realsied that and had moved on to the Shoving it in each other's Faces portion of the game.

Also, we've had u/satanicpastorswife here before I recognise her.. particular schtick. She never shuts up, from what I recall I think she was just too much to even get a handle on.
Gross and weird to "adopt" a 20 year old pooner. Hopefully that means they aren't fucking them at least but if they are it just adds another layer of grot onto an already sad scenario.
Sleeping in jeans and leather jacket speaks to growing up in the most chaotic scruffy household, if they were in one for long.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Can't quote @batteredpancakes but let's break this post down.

2 kids trooning out. In their 20s now but allegedly it's been a min of 7 years.

The younger one has been "in the hospital for four years" due to being nuts. I'm assuming she means she's been in and out of the hospital over the past few years, but who knows. I'm more amazed that being a loony bin tourist didn't get her on T earlier

The younger boy is absolutely seething that lil sis wants to be a dood. Though according to her comments, the boy is mad at everyone all the time. Even strangers.

Where are the parents? Hell, where was cps when lil dood was in the psych ward and a doctor realized that all the kids in their family are struggling through very similar trauma responses?

Li'l Pooner is 20. Her "brother" is a fucking Troon that's 24.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

It’s a bit of both. There are fewer female geniuses because the bell curve is tighter, but they’re also less likely to be recognised as such because academia is male-focused. If a boy excels at math it’s because he’s a genius and so he’ll get the support to develop that talent, if a girl excels her talent is more likely to be ascribed to rote studying because girls are more responsible than males.

How is academia male-focused? Most college students are female, and most university staff is female:

These female leaders emerge from an ever more female campus bureaucracy, whose size is reaching parity with the faculty. Females made up 66 percent of college administrators in 2021; those administrators constitute an essential force in campus diversity ideology, whether they have “diversity” in their job titles or not.
...
Females earned 58 percent of all B.A.s in the 2019–2020 academic year; if present trends continue, they will soon constitute two-thirds of all B.A.s. At least 60 percent of all master’s degrees, and 54 percent of all Ph.D.s, now go to females.

https://www.city-journal.org/article/in-loco-masculi

Meet u/satanicpastorswife, a living breathing L. S(he) is an Autistic anarchist satanist pooner that also works as a professional dominatrix(who "pretends to be a woman"). She is married to another pooner and has apparently adopted 4 "adult" children(?), one of whom is also a pooner. She is very liberal about divulging personal details, and I'm sure a better internet sleuth than I could easily find her real name(and hopefully a picture, god I want to know what this person looks like.). They also have a "hair fetish" which is lost on me, and because I opted not to open any of those posts I have no clue what that entails.

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It appears to be a haircut fetish.

She mentions having a TikTok, and there's a profile named Abra Melons that has "satanic pastor's wife" in the description, and mentions being an ftm even though she's a incredibly feminine woman:

 

[Tragi-Chan]

She mentions having a TikTok, and there's a profile named Abra Melons that has "satanic pastor's wife" in the description, and mentions being an ftm even though she's a incredibly feminine woman:

Holy shit that looks like Dylan Mulvaney.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Holy shit that looks like Dylan Mulvaney.

She looks like an actual woman that's just been caked in so much makeup she looks like a drag queen.
From reddit:

https://old.reddit.com/r/MensHairFe...ntroductions_thread_february_19_2024/krqcz8w/
So she lives in Rhode Island. She mentions a leather organization at a local bar called the Eagle:

https://old.reddit.com/r/gaytransguys/comments/1bs1h4l/local_leather_organization_is_lovely/
Which seems to be in Providence: