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A bit of trans joy to bless your day. 😋😍

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My girlfriend recovering from an orchiectomy:​

“I never knew how beautiful you were until it became extremely painful to get an erection.”
That probably is the best compliment I’ve ever gotten.
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Jizzrag said:
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i totally love being noticably genderfucked

I worked a wedding last night (i do catering) and i was called:
* He ~40 times
* They ~15 times
* She ~2 times
* It ~6 times 🥲

I hate being trans fuck just let me be normal. God im so sorry for being a sinning freak please i just want to be treated as a human being.

There was a group of drunk mid 20s women waiting in line talking about me and i could barely make out "omg do you think that's an it, she, or he" and they all started making fun of me before acting all nice when they ordered their stupid fucking ice cream and coffee. i couldn't do anything about it though, we were slammed with a line 40 drunkards deep.

fuck i just want to live in a cave and be a hermit and never be seen again. i hate people so much. also i threw away all my cigs the day before so im still fiending and i just ran out of weed and vodka. I'm rawdogging reality and nic withdrawls make me so angry.. i need to pass the fuck out and just sleep all day so i can avoid thinking like i did when i repped

got a fat tip tho so now i have enough money to buy a guitar 🙂
now all i need is a fat delusion so i can convince myself it's all worth it

AFFIRM: PEOPLE LOVE ME BECAUSE I'M INSANE.

AFFIRM: I KNOW THE CURE TO ALL DISEASES, I'M JUST NOT ALLOWED TO TELL YOU.
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Yes, a big wedding, and all anyone could talk about was the tranny. They did so when they were close enough for him to hear, so close that they were audible over the noise of a party. It was totally unambiguous that they were talking about him - presumably they were pointing at him or something.

Fucking hell, for people whose entire existence revolves around bullshit, you’d think they could figure out how to lie.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Fucking hell, for people whose entire existence revolves around bullshit, you’d think they could figure out how to lie.
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They waisted all of their time and energy lying to themselves and each other every time they look in the mirror and they say they see a woman.
 
“IS THAT A DICK?!?”

Lmao, ngl his stories made me LOL.

These freaks really love the illusion that if they get SRS, they’ll be able to have sex with men and nobody will be able to tell, don’t they?

So he had sex with some dude in a car, and the guy never stopped to wonder about the weird location of the “vagina”, the lack of lubrication nor about the weird angle his dick would have to enter the stinkditch?

Sure buddy! Sure!

Don’t get me wrong, the troon in the pic is about as good as it’ll get. But still nowhere close enough to pass.

As anyone who has ever seen a troon IRL can testify to, you just KNOW.

The brain is amazing at pattern recognition and will pick up on subtle things like the hand size, the hip ratio, the bone structure that you may not have consciously picked up on.
 
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Stan said:
If you are a man and you have fine textured hair (ie Caucasian hair) it needs to be washed pretty frequently to not look greasy. Thicker textured hair (so like, Asian/Native/Latino or Black hair) can be washed less frequently,
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Black/African hair strands aren't thick. The hairs themselves are fine, but they have texture (kink/curl/whatever). They're unsuited to dangerhair by virtue of being fine and porous.

Dark, thick Asian hair may break after repeated bleachings because of the sheer number of treatments needed to lift colour all the way up to a pale or white blonde, but that should be mitigated with hot oil treatments between bleachings, unless you're 14 and learning this lesson the first time.

Light/medium coloured, fine/medium white person hair is not indestructible like Asian hair i.e. is more porous so could start breaking or appear "fried" after one bleaching, and I don't know if this is truefor real, but anecdotally their hair seems to start thinning after too much dye/bleach/fun chemical exposure and they need to take breaks from fucking with it if they don't want guaranteed female pattern baldness when they get older.
 
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I think I’d react the same way to being raped.
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Not the worst I’ve seen. Interesting post history.
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Lol, so men react to unexpected troonery by throwing troons through walls, threatening them, abandoning them in the middle of nowhere to die of hypothermia, etc.

And yet, somehow, it's "cis white women" who are the danger to troons. It's women who get all the public service announcements about how women need to "be kind" and accept the troons and make them feel better.

(This applies whether the stories are true or not; the point is that troons accept them as true, and yet they still insist that JK Rowling's invisible radioactive transphobia particles are the real problem)
 
Jizzrag said:
I worked a wedding last night (i do catering) and i was called:
* He ~40 times
* They ~15 times
* She ~2 times
* It ~6 times 🥲
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Counting your pronouns is so obsessive. I'm sure that getting called He was a rough estimate but you know getting called She twice was so surprising/gender-affirming/arousing that he remembered the exact number.
 
Candidate No 7 said:
How many times in an evening do you hear people talking about you to someone else within your earshot?
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Speculation: Happens more if one is the one hideous troon in the room.
That is with the presumption that it's not made up shit.
Pathetic? Or not pathetic?
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Comment with the most Reddit karma concisely sums up the consensus. :christine: tee hee

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