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You have to be very obtuse to be surprised that a soon-to-be-divorced wife demands alimony when she has to look after a bunch of children all by herself. I don't get these people.
 
the only people in this situation who knew i’m trans were my best friend and her boyfriend. i’ve not told anyone else, and everyone seemed blissfully unaware until the boyfriends brother brought it up.
To 'know' something, philosophically speaking, means:
  • You believe it,
  • You have a good reason to believe it, and
  • It's true.
What I'm saying is they all knew. They believed you were trans, they had a good reason to believe it, and it is true.
 
I like this cos it’s something a catty middle aged woman would do. So the old hon is passing in one way, at least.

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Also to no one’s surprise all of the comments rushed to tell him that absolutely no one else can tell, even though he was clocked immediately.
 
In non-internet real life the default attitude is not wanting trouble.
It's true. I think about my situation at work, and what I will choose to do if I come into the orbit of a trans colleague. To use their preferred pronouns will be like uttering the prayers of a religion I don't believe in, and to not do it will be a ticket to HR 'mediation' and misery for everyone.
 
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This is an interesting troon.

He’s commented “YOUR BOYFRIENDS ALL SEE YOU AS MEN. YOU TALK ABOUT THEM SUCKING YOUR DICK AND STILL SEEING YOU AS WOMEN. LOL NO.”

unsurprisingly the other troons hate him for telling the truth.
 
What a weird way to refer to being horny. I don't know about any of you, but when I'm horny I am not "giddy". What is there to be giddy about?
His whole description was an AGP fantasy. Just getting off an public shame. Disgusting freaks.
 
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This is an interesting troon.

He’s commented “YOUR BOYFRIENDS ALL SEE YOU AS MEN. YOU TALK ABOUT THEM SUCKING YOUR DICK AND STILL SEEING YOU AS WOMEN. LOL NO.”

unsurprisingly the other troons hate him for telling the truth.
I don't get this trans hatred for chasers. A chaser is somebody who is really, really sexually turned on by your specific body type. It would surely feel flattering plus it's one of the only sexual windows open to you.
 
I’ve got a pretty good sense of smell, and I’ve noticed pregnant women have a particular smell to them (sorry I know that sounds a bit Hannibal lector…) it’s a pleasant smell.
There’s this lady who can actually sniff out Parkinson’s disease, pretty amazing.

(PL: I used to think I could spot bipolar people by how they smell, but now I think what I pick up is how the meds effect their sweat.)
 
It's true. I think about my situation at work, and what I will choose to do if I come into the orbit of a trans colleague. To use their preferred pronouns will be like uttering the prayers of a religion I don't believe in, and to not do it will be a ticket to HR 'mediation' and misery for everyone.
Malicious compliance. If it means your job otherwise and you're not in a position to get a better job, use the faggots pronouns, but do it in such a way he knows you see him as a man, but he can't prove it.
Women are pretty good at subtly fucking with people's heads I've noticed, (my wife is great at being "polite" to people she can't stand but with daggers) and this is shit that often bothers the Troon more than straight being misgendered.
They fucking hate when they know people are just humoring them because they think the Troon is a weirdo.
Don't give the Troon anyway to tell you're fucking with him, but gradually destroy his confidence, twist his head (more than it is) run the sick fuck into the earth.
 
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Been reading r/HSTS while I’m bored at work today. Always found them less viscerally disgusting than AGPs, but if I were a straight man I wonder if I’d feel differently…

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He didn't even want to be friends anymore.
Trannies are a walking deception and no one wants to be friends with liars.
No doubt.
See they do this fucking shit, and I guarantee what they're thinking is "if I tell him he'll run, but if I just don't tell him till we're about to fuck, there's a chance he'll think "fuck it nobody has to know" they're banking on some fucking sunk cost bullshit and drunken horniness and it's just fucked.
These selfish coom obsessed perverts give zero fucks that they are tricking someone into a homosexual act, they just want to get off.

This is how they get stomped.
Most Troons murdered in the US are hookers that don't tell clients and get beaten to death by an enraged nigger thats just gotten surprised with a handful of dick.
They're fucking deviants.
Its rape by deception and tbh "Trans Panic" should be a valid defense.
If they trick a dude into a homsexual act, it's attempted rape, whatever happens to them is on them.
I support lesbians going all Clarice Starling on AGP TIMs, so straight men stomping out HSTS TIMs is perfectly okay with me.
 
Malicious compliance. If it means your job otherwise and you're not in a position to get a better job, use the faggots pronouns, but do it in such a way he knows you see him as a man, but he can't prove it.
Women are pretty good at subtly fucking
A really good way to accomplish this is to ask a troon “what are your pronouns?”

They know it means you clocked them but they can’t say anything because it’s the pozzed way of doing things.
 

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Look at the way she is balancing on the outside of her feet, which is comfortable for people with hypermobile joints but painful for normal people. My official Kiwifarms medical diagnosis is another bendy autist.

Some guy walked up to me in nyc and whispered "you're trans, right?" and i immediately laughed and said "nah i'm just short" and walked away.

These delicate little pooners are so removed from the company of actual males that they have no idea that most men would react either with genuine confusion or a threat of violence.

Once my train got there and i ran down to the track i looked out the window of my train and saw him. standing there. he waved at me and then held his backpack up which had a trans flag pin on it with a he/him pronoun pin next to it. What. The. Fuck.

Assuming this actually happened:

The fact that the guy actually stalked her make me think this wasn't another FtM at all, but a man who was trying to hit on her. The pronoun pins on the bag are likely part of a long-running scheme to target FtMs, because they're easy lays as long as you pretend to be a gay man.

He probably usually targets them on Grindr, but saw one in public and thought he'd shoot his shot. He doesn't bother not acting like a creep because he doesn't need to most of the time: the pronoun pins are enough to mark him as "safe" to deluded FtM tards.

She realized none of this, because she is so deeply autistic she thinks "he/him" and trans flag badges must mean "trans," even if you have the physical appearance and typical behavior of a male.

The entire time i thought i was about to be attacked or even killed and it was just another trans guy who thought that something like this would be appropriate.

I love when even pooners let slip that they're in far less danger from other women than they are from men lol
 
A really good way to accomplish this is to ask a troon “what are your pronouns?”

They know it means you clocked them but they can’t say anything because it’s the pozzed way of doing things.
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Thats what I mean women are way better at this subtle head game shit that guys are.
Assuming this actually happened:

The fact that the guy actually stalked her make me think this wasn't another FtM at all, but a man who was trying to hit on her. The pronoun pins on the bag are likely part of a long-running scheme to target FtMs, because they're easy lays as long as you pretend to be a gay man.

He probably usually targets them on Grindr, but saw one in public and thought he'd shoot his shot. He doesn't bother not acting like a creep because he doesn't need to most of the time: the pronoun pins are enough to mark him as "safe" to deluded FtM tards.

She realized none of this, because she is so deeply autistic she thinks "he/him" and trans flag badges must mean "trans," even if you have the physical appearance and typical behavior of a male.
You know it's funny you should say that because I actually considered the same thing when I read this. It just seems too on the nose for a neurotic Pooner, and more like the actions of a creepy dude who's used to targeting semi retards and autists.
Unless it was one of those Pooners that's Mega dosing Testosterone and is horny as fuck and aggressive, combined with the usual autists lack of ability to read boundaries.
 
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Thats what I mean women are way better at this subtle head game shit that guys are.

You know it's funny you should say that because I actually considered the same thing when I read this. It just seems too on the nose for a neurotic Pooner, and more like the actions of a creepy dude who's used to targeting semi retards and autists.
Unless it was one of those Pooners that's Mega dosing Testosterone and is horny as fuck and aggressive, combined with the usual autists lack of ability to read boundaries.
Also creeping on women in public in that way is very male behavior, and pooners are too scared to approach strangers in public like that (lol)
 
Pill capsules are usually made of gelatin or cellulose, both of which would be tasty to rats. The contents would have been of significantly less interest to them, because most medications are bitter and nasty. So her rats eating the capsules is perfectly possible, but the powder medication they contained would be wherever the rats stopped to snack.
Factoid: Adderall XR (gelatin capsules - Adderall IR are compressed tablets) is filled with beads, not powder, but they're also very bitter/astringent and I agree that the rats would likely not have eaten them.

In looking through the replies I came across this monster.

"Get a lawyer. You are entitled to half her retirement savings, if any. Don't try to take the moral highground. You will need that money."

You still believe there's such a thing as Peak Troon yet?

This utter fuck has destroyed his family chasing his fetish, and this fucking evil Slaaneshi deviant, not content with that, is advising this fuck to try to take half the retirement savings of the woman he is leaving to raise two kids by herself to pay for his fucking stinkditch.
Considering he's making $80k as an industrial mechanic, likely a union job with a nice pension, and she's asking for child support I have a feeling him bringing up retirement benefits will backfire on him SPECTACULARLY because at the time of the divorce his retirement accounts are probably worth a lot more than hers and I would expect a settlement to equalize the amount for each.

I hope she asks for a lump sum payment and fucks over his compound interest returns.
 
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Thats what I mean women are way better at this subtle head game shit that guys are.

You know it's funny you should say that because I actually considered the same thing when I read this. It just seems too on the nose for a neurotic Pooner, and more like the actions of a creepy dude who's used to targeting semi retards and autists.
Unless it was one of those Pooners that's Mega dosing Testosterone and is horny as fuck and aggressive, combined with the usual autists lack of ability to read boundaries.

And assuming that's actually what happened, it's another example of a very autistic troon who works exclusively with a set of reference points to determine whether someone is male or female. As soon as she saw the badges, the person stalking her instantly transformed in her perception from a man to an FtM, regardless of his appearance and behavior.

Likewise, she is under the impression she passes, because in her mind she has ticked off the correct reference points, like having facial hair and a flat chest. She has no idea that others just see her as a weird-looking woman. She lacks the theory of mind to recognize that others visually process humans as a whole, and see their sex as part of that.

Another example that is also an L:

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Woman 1: someone noticed I was female in public >:(
Woman 2: But you are masc ???? Idk what they’re seeing that’s gettin u misgendered???? Genuinely????
Woman 1: BIG SHRUG

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I don't think they're just gassing each other up, I think a lot of these people are genuinely convinced that if someone is wearing pants and a collared shirt and has cut their hair, this should put that person in the "boy" category, and they fall apart in confusion when other people don't follow the rules.
 
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