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[The Gunt Whisperer]

What's this project 2025 thing I see reddit troons constantly freaking the fuck out about?

What is "Project 2025?"

Edit: Got ninja'd by @Sniperwoof

A conservative think tank’s mandate for leadership for the next Republican Party presidency.

It includes lovely things like dismantling the FBI and DHS, militarizing law enforcement, removing the department of education, the FTC and FCC and various other agencies.

Illegalizing abortion and pornography, removing civil rights protections for gender, sexuality, diversity etc. Undoing all of Biden’s executive orders, overhauling electoral reform and voter rights, arrest and imprisonment of immigrants, swift capital punishment executions. There’s also something about stripping Medicare and insurance. And disability supports.

In a nutshell, it’s a Christian nationalist utopia using Gilead as a blueprint. (When it was first released I recall the discussion around the “domestic birth supply”. They want more aryan white babies and will force women to have them.)

 

[Syikeblade]

And now for something fitting of my favorite thread, simply pure coping and seething.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/1cq8dph/i_am_not_a_gay_man/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

My friend, no. Do not fall for their pseudoscience.

I am so annoyed at the fucking "bimodal distribution" bullshit that I made a chart.

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This is a stupid consequence of the total separation of sex and reproduction in the minds of these freaks.

Sex is a biological function for reproduction. Species that do not reproduce asexually (us) have one individual with a small mobile gametes (males) and others with large immobile gametes (females). There will only be a XX and XY. Deviation from these are genetic syndromes.

Chromosomes are unaffected by personal perceptions of "identity".

They might have an argument when discussing "gender," but it is largely irrelevant. Their primary goal seems to be to confuse others about the biological realities of nature for the sake of their own egotistical perception of identity.

 

[Procrastinhater]

A conservative think tank’s mandate for leadership for the next Republican Party presidency.

It includes lovely things like dismantling the FBI and DHS, militarizing law enforcement, removing the department of education, the FTC and FCC and various other agencies.

Illegalizing abortion and pornography, removing civil rights protections for gender, sexuality, diversity etc. Undoing all of Biden’s executive orders, overhauling electoral reform and voter rights, arrest and imprisonment of immigrants, swift capital punishment executions. There’s also something about stripping Medicare and insurance. And disability supports.

In a nutshell, it’s a Christian nationalist utopia using Gilead as a blueprint. (When it was first released I recall the discussion around the “domestic birth supply”. They want more aryan white babies and will force women to have them.)

Holy Based.
What an amazing idea for a novel.
Needs more dragons though.
There are dragons, right?

Gilead?
You mean like Gilead from the Dark Tower novels?
As in Roland of Gilead?
With Gunslingers and shit?
Please tell me they want to disband the ATF and the FBI and have a monastic order of Gunslinging Knights like the Knights of the Round Table but with 45-70 revolvers to protect the peace?

 

[Standardized Profile]

Unsure if by “fucked to death” you mean literal death by medical complications as a result of sex, or murder. I’m no medfag so I can’t come up with any scenario where that might happen, only thing I can think of is maybe some injury to the axewound triggering blood loss or sepsis?

For several decades, homosexuals who engaged in the receptive side of anal sex would routinely be fucked to death--a situation that is mitigated, not resolved, by modern pharmaceuticals. The rectum (damn near killed 'em, there, I wrote it) doesn't lubricate and stretch as well as a vagina. It gets lots of little tears making the transfer of blood-borne illness more likely. At least one of these, if untreated, has a terminal prognosis. I assume neovaginas are similarly susceptible to fuck-death.

A conservative think tank’s mandate for leadership for the next Republican Party presidency.

It includes lovely things like dismantling the FBI and DHS, militarizing law enforcement, removing the department of education, the FTC and FCC and various other agencies.

Illegalizing abortion and pornography, removing civil rights protections for gender, sexuality, diversity etc. Undoing all of Biden’s executive orders, overhauling electoral reform and voter rights, arrest and imprisonment of immigrants, swift capital punishment executions. There’s also something about stripping Medicare and insurance. And disability supports.

In a nutshell, it’s a Christian nationalist utopia using Gilead as a blueprint. (When it was first released I recall the discussion around the “domestic birth supply”. They want more aryan white babies and will force women to have them.)

I'm reading the Stinkditch, and now I have an erection. I'm very confused.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'm reading the Stinkditch, and now I have an erection. I'm very confused.

Tbf most of the stuff on that list sounds fucking awesome.
Getting rid of the FBI and (especially) the ATF *spits and scrapping all that old faggot Bidens pozzed Executive Orders, along with banning all that DEI shit would be great for a start.
In fact get rid of the forced breeding bullshit and I'd vote for it.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Free tip: buy the coffin now so your family can save a ton of money after they throw you off that fucking roof.

Cut out the middleman and dig the grave under the dropping point.

My friend, no. Do not fall for their pseudoscience.

I am so annoyed at the fucking "bimodal distribution" bullshit that I made a chart.

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A Venn diagram would have been easier and more accurate.
Female [The vast majority of cases [Women with intersex conditions (very small amount of people)] [Men with intersex conditions (very small amount of people)] The vast majority of cases] Male
I didn't feel like opening the Paint app but imagine two large circles that never touch but a small circle overlaps in between them.

Holy Based.
What an amazing idea for a novel.
Needs more dragons though.
There are dragons, right?

Gilead?
You mean like Gilead from the Dark Tower novels?
As in Roland of Gilead?
With Gunslingers and shit?
Please tell me they want to disband the ATF and the FBI and have a monastic order of Gunslinging Knights like the Knights of the Round Table but with 45-70 revolvers to protect the peace?

Gilead as in the Handmaid's Tale.

 

[behindyourightnow]

"Bimodal Distribution" is the Troon version of Sci Fi "Technobabble" its meaningless words that sound complicated, said with suffiecient authority to give the impression to the listener that the speaker is not just pulling shit out of his ass and trying to feed you it as choc chip cookies.

Yeah they do the same thing with the term "peer review." Remember when the Cass Review came out and a whole bunch of retards in lockstep started frothing about how it wasn't "peer reviewed"? Never mind that a systematic review is the ultimate form of peer review, the clue being in the fucking name. And never mind that "peer review" is meaningless a lot of the time now because journals will just rubber-stamp anything as long as researchers pay them the publication fee.

But that doesn't matter because there's no actual meaning behind it. "Peer review" and "bimodal distribution" and "advanced biology" are just magical incantations. They are living in Baudrillard's hyperreality. There's only the simulacrum of science, just like there are only simulacra of men and women.

Thread tax, here's some manly d00ds worrying about how much they like manly d00d hobbies like knitting and reading gay yaoi manga:

https://archive.md/OkGY6

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I'm pre-t and almost stealth, I do everything I can to pass but being without T get ya just until a certain point yk, apart from THAT struggle I've been getting misgendered, not because of what I look or sound but because of what I do on my free time, I got 2, 3ish hobbies; Drawing/painting, Woodcutting and Knitting. The last one is the fucker that is getting me misgendered more, It's the current joke of being a grandma, an old lady and so on, I'm proud of the result of my knitting and I enjoy doing it a lot, it's calming, I get something useful when I end it and It helps me distract from anger and some other hurtful bad habits, so it's fucking awful knowing that doing something I love it gets me something I hate, which is that people I cared about is seeing me as something I'm not, and fr it's the most stupid joke that they say all the time, never get tired of, a classic or wtvr, and it got 100% worse when I participate weekly in a minitramp jumping class (it was free),

Honestly I know that it could be easily solved if I stopped doing it or showing anything related with that hobby, but I don't want to lose something as lovely as knitting, and I also want to use the stuff I do, and fr I'm almost every hour in the University so yeah.

https://archive.md/ZNX6J

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When I say "feminine", I don't mean ballet dancing. I mean people/groups with fanbases that are mostly girls. For instance, one of my favorite bands is twenty one pilots. I'd say about 80% of the fanbase is emo tumblr girls. Which is cool and all for them, but it makes me pretty ashamed to wear their merch or anything when walking around because the fanbase is so femininely-coded. Anyone have any tips or similar experiences?



its perfectly fine, i do colelct gay manga (which is somehow a stereotype for girls who read manga) i do have a ton of plushies and i love cute things, i also do sew plushies sometimes and i do draw cute things. and its all ok and fine
heck the other day i got me a pink sparkly ice cream cone and it honestly even felt affirming cus even if it was so hyper girly i still am a man even with a pink sparkly ice cream cone.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Gilead as in the Handmaid's Tale.

Holy Lame.

That doesn't sound fun at all.
I prefer the Dark Tower version of Gilead.
One just has psycho religious rapists and women with silly hats. The other has Gunslingers and Slow Mutants, the Little Sisters of Eluria, and bizarro world Clint Eastwood fighting fucking dudes with animal heads that work for an evil Lovecraftian God
I prefer the fun one.

 

[Geraldine]

Fuck you dad, squared.
What would be a fitting encore?
Link Archive

No answers yet, I must check back later.

 

[behindyourightnow]

This is a stupid consequence of the total separation of sex and reproduction in the minds of these freaks.

Yeah, I hate to say it but I think the Catholics were right about this. The Catholic rationale behind not endorsing the pill was "It's unhealthy to separate sex from reproduction," and everyone at the time thought they were crazy.

Another example of this mindset is when troons say "Most people don't even know what chromosomes they have without a genetic test!" Leaving aside the obvious and noticeable health problems that are caused by abnormal chromosomes, everyone who has reproduced knows what their chromosomes are because they passed down one of their sex chromosomes to each of their children.

But the idea of reproduction and passing down genes is just absent from their heads. Sex is just about appearance and feelings and what gets you off when you're furiously rubbing your withered genitals in front of a computer screen.

Sex is a biological function for reproduction. Species that do not reproduce asexually (us) have one individual with a small mobile gametes (males) and others with large immobile gametes (females). There will only be a XX and XY. Deviation from these are genetic syndromes.

A small autistic nitpick: some sexually reproducing species have both male and female gametes that are immobile. Flowering plants, for example. Which is why a lot of flowering plants need pollinators like bees to bring the little male gametes to the female ones.

It's fun to point this out because the male/female sex binary exists even in fucking plants, and you can't understand or practice the basics of agriculture without recognizing this (what's the point of using bees to pollinate your almond orchard if male gametes are just a vibe?)

But who the fuck cares about the hard-won body of scientific knowledge that allows us to grow food, right? What really matters is the feelings of crossdressers.

 

[neverendingmidi]

A small autistic nitpick: some sexually reproducing species have both male and female gametes that are immobile. Flowering plants, for example. Which is why a lot of flowering plants need pollinators like bees to bring the little male gametes to the female ones.

It's fun to point this out because the male/female sex binary exists even in fucking plants, and you can't understand or practice the basics of agriculture without recognizing this (what's the point of using bees to pollinate your almond orchard if male gametes are just a vibe?)

I would argue the pollen IS the mobile version. Some may be moved by pollinators, some by wind, but all are CAPABLE of being moved, as opposed to the female/fruiting part of the plant which is unable to be removed without permanently damaging the reproductive capability of said part.

 

[Lady Bizness]

In fact get rid of the forced breeding bullshit and I'd vote for it.

Same. I just can't get excited about the birth rate decline when every once-peaceful place I used to go to is now packed with people, most of which are retards, but even the nice people are just damn too many. If our economic model relies on constant birthrate increases, then we need a new K-selected strategy.

Anyway, over ten years ago I remember seeing lots of journo think pieces and chatter on social media about the other purposes of sex. Child free movement types being the worst offenders. I mean, I'm glad there's knock-on effects of a healthy sex life, however I'm bothered that some people seem completely disconnected from the only reason sex exists at all. It's the foundation of my mother's take on sex education to me: "You are going to feel and think all of these things, but remember, your body is trying to get you pregnant. Think about that before you leap."

It doesn't matter if sex is good cardio. It doesn't matter if getting a load off improves your mental health. The only reason sex exists is to make offspring. We still try to get it while subverting that fact, but that doesn't erase the evolutionary nature of sex.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I would argue the pollen IS the mobile version. Some may be moved by pollinators, some by wind, but all are CAPABLE of being moved, as opposed to the female/fruiting part of the plant which is unable to be removed without permanently damaging the reproductive capability of said part.

Agree, but then what about animals that lay unfertilized eggs? Aren't their eggs mobile* then? I guess it's a relative term. Salmon eggs are mobile relative to apple egg cells, but not relative to salmon sperm cells... though there's not a huge difference for them

* The term that I usually see is motile, but that explicitly would exclude cases like pollen

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

LOL truth. My ex-wife absolutely hated breastfeeding (especially once the teething started) except when I would come in for the leftovers and turn breastfeeding time into sexytime.
Btw for those who were wondering, human breast milk is very thin, sweet and almost 'chalky', or at least my wifes was. I quite enjoyed drinking off her, and so did she. Of course I never chewed the shit out of her nipples, unlike our daughters.
Strangely when pumped into bottles her milk looked very fat-rich, but it never tasted that way 'from the source'. But of course it must have been to cause babies to grow into toddlers for all those millions of years. She might have hated breastfeeding but she did it anyway knowing it was the best way for our girls to grow up with everything they needed.

Kill yourself, you degenerate bastard.

 

[behindyourightnow]

I would argue the pollen IS the mobile version. Some may be moved by pollinators, some by wind, but all are CAPABLE of being moved, as opposed to the female/fruiting part of the plant which is unable to be removed without permanently damaging the reproductive capability of said part.

Nah, "mobile" here refers to motility which specifically means moving using one's own metabolic energy. Sperm are classed as motile because they have those little tail things (flagella) that they use to move.

When you are talking about something like fish spawning, the ova are still non-motile and the sperm are still motile even though they're both being moved around in the water, because fish sperm have flagella and ova don't.

There, you learned something about fish sperm today. Isn't the farms great.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

My friend, no. Do not fall for their pseudoscience.

I am so annoyed at the fucking "bimodal distribution" bullshit that I made a chart.

View attachment 5997824

I think this is a miscommunication on my part. I don't disagree that sex is binary, and it is stupid to posit some sort of gender variable that humans can be located on an axis, but many traits that are strongly correlated with sex do follow a bimodal distributions in humans.

Grip strength (as a proxy for upper body strength) for example:

This variable in humans follows a bimodal distribution with two distinct peaks that are strongly correlated with sex. The median woman has a grip strength at about 64% of the median man, and only 0.1% of women reach the median grip strength of men. But it is not the case that any one women will necessarily be weaker than any one man. This however is irrelevant. We know that these traits follow a very specific sex differentiated distribution, so even if a woman in her 20s and a man in his 70s are much more likely to have similar or reversed upper body strength trends than the above, we can still be sure that filtering on sex will effectively separate out the two peaks of this distribution, which is the goal because obviously the group that has a median score of 50 pounds of summed grip strength is more at risk than the group with a median of 80. The fact that there are exceptions to that rule doesn't negate its use as a useful sorting heuristic.

In fact it sort of seems like troons used things like the above to argue that sex itself follows a bimodal distribution, which is false.

 

[Jacques1194]

My friend, no. Do not fall for their pseudoscience.

I am so annoyed at the fucking "bimodal distribution" bullshit that I made a chart.

View attachment 5997824

If I had to take a completely stupid guess for the right axis they probably use how much testosterone or estrogen someone has to measure it. Trannies think sex is nothing more than how much hormones someone has in their body. There's a reason these crazy people think pumping themselves full of artificial ones turned them into the opposite sex. To them a guy that has higher testosterone levels is more of a man than someone who's not. So if you have some condition that gives you low testosterone then you would be closer to the intersex part of the axis (according to trans logic). Hell I've herd that TIPs idea of what a "non binary" person looks like is one where TIFs don't take testosterone but chop their tits off to lower their estrogen levels so that they.....look intersex? (Even though they'd just be a woman without tits.) Likewise those crazy TIMs who have their testes remove but still want to look like a man is somehow an intersex man to them.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There, you learned something about fish sperm today. Isn't the farms great.

The protamine that turns regular insulin into NPH/isophane insulin used to come from trout semen.

 

[behindyourightnow]

If I had to take a completely stupid guess for the right axis they probably use how much testosterone or estrogen someone has to measure it. Trannies think sex is nothing more than how much hormones someone has in their body. There's a reason these crazy people think pumping themselves full of artificial ones turned them into the opposite sex. To them a guy that has higher testosterone levels is more of a man than someone who's not. So if you have some condition that gives you low testosterone then you would be closer to the intersex part of the axis (according to trans logic). Hell I've herd that TIPs idea of what a "non binary" person looks like is one where TIFs don't take testosterone but chop their tits off to lower their estrogen levels so that they.....look intersex? (Even though they'd just be a woman without tits.) Likewise those crazy TIMs who have their testes remove but still want to look like a man is somehow an intersex man to them.

I'm not a statistics nerd but I'm pretty sure that wouldn't fit into this type of graph because you're measuring two different types of hormones? Like you're supposed to be measuring one thing that has two peaks, not two different things.

In any case: these retards would still need to answer WHY testosterone levels supposedly make someone more or less of a male. The answer seems easy: because testosterone is usually produced in much higher levels by men.

But wait. What are "men"? You haven't defined that yet, because you're proposing this bimodal chart as a definition of what makes someone a man or a woman.

So what made you decide that "higher testosterone" counts towards being in the male category and not the female category? Why isn't it the other way around? And why not measure another hormone, like insulin?

Do you see what the troons are doing? They are sneakily relying on a gamete-based definition of sex (testosterone should be used as a way to measure sex, because high testosterone correlates with being a member of the human population that produces small gametes) while denying that this definition exists.