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Is this the trans joy I keep hearing about?
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i know this is just paranoia but you ever get the feeling people are just waiting to see what bathroom you use?

my paranoid mind tells me everyone watches with baited breath to see how delusional i am as i walk up to the fork in the road that defines my entire life

written in a disgusting men’s bathroom
 
AssignedEva said:
I think he's asking for makeup tips when he's in "boymode". Things he can do to feel more feminine that other people won't notice, so he just reads as "male" rather than "trans identified male". The makeup equivalent of wearing panties under trousers; that nobody else notices but he knows he's wearing.
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That makes sense, so it is of course the last thing I'd have thought of a troon doing.
 
Smith has not been active on X lately, but that doesn't mean he is done. He just posts his ramblings on Instagram.

His current plan is to start new music magazine (since his takeover of The Fader didn't succeed) despite journalism being dead end, that doesn't make much money anymore. His magazine will indeed be better not only than The Fader, but every other music magazine. He's dead broke, but somehow he will pay writers better and stuff. Can't wait!


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Ladyparts said:
I’ll help out by performing any gender affirmation surgery in my shed with my husband’s power tools. Can’t be much worse than what they usually get.
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Can I play anaesthesiologist?

I don't own a sledgehammer, will have to expense that, but can promise my upper body strength is sufficiently lacking to ensure I don't accidentally cave their head in. I could probably throw in an ice pick lobotomy in for free while I'm at it.

We can cover ourselves legally by stating exactly what will be done in the "informed consent" form they never read anyway. If they do catch on we'll say we wanted to get rid of medical jargon to make it more comprehensible.

I'll even wipe the sledgehammer and ice pick down with alcohol wipes between jobs, it'll be the closest many get to a wash in a while.
 
glioblastoma multiforme said:
Can I play anaesthesiologist?

I don't own a sledgehammer, will have to expense that, but can promise my upper body strength is sufficiently lacking to ensure I don't accidentally cave their head in. I could probably throw in an ice pick lobotomy in for free while I'm at it.

We can cover ourselves legally by stating exactly what will be done in the "informed consent" form they never read anyway. If they do catch on we'll say we wanted to get rid of medical jargon to make it more comprehensible.

I'll even wipe the sledgehammer and ice pick down with alcohol wipes between jobs, it'll be the closest many get to a wash in a while.
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You might have to use a power washer first to bring the smell to tolerable levels. Or maybe just some menthol in your mask...
 
Procrastinhater said:
The way Troons are always so desperate to get access to children is a major red flag.
These aren't people that care about kids and want them to get the best foot forward in life, these are porn sick perverts who make a gross fetish the keystone of their personalities and put that fetish above every other thing in their lives, including their families, their spouses, and their own children.
If a man will literally have himself castrated to chase a deviant fetish, what do you think he's going to do if he gets access to, and the trust of, other peoples kids?
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Unpopular opinion on here, but I think the purely sexual perversions are overblown a little. I think a lot have a rhetorical obsession with children because they lack actual empathy. They can’t actually care about other people but know that they should, so they substitute in care for “children.” This doesn’t mean actual children, but hypothetical flawless others they can perform compassion towards without the difficulty of actual humans. It’s Tony Soprano killing his friends but weeping over a sick horse.

Not saying there’s no sex stuff with anyone, but I don’t think it’s the whole story
 
Troon never finds a boyfriend-free girl who consooms media.

"Jokes on you xister, I cut my dick off!"
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Second-Hand Boat Supplies said:
I think a lot have a rhetorical obsession with children because they lack actual empathy. They can’t actually care about other people but know that they should, so they substitute in care for “children.” This doesn’t mean actual children, but hypothetical flawless others they can perform compassion towards without the difficulty of actual humans.
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There’s a simpler reason than sexual deviance or performative compassion, although both are in the mix. It is validation.

If we say many or most transwomen are actually AGPs whose brains have been broken by porn, inceldom etc, we are saying this condition is a result of unhealthy life choices, like lung cancer and smoking, or obesity and Cheetos. We attempt to cure cancer and obesity, not prescribe Marlboros and food.

A child troon, however, is a great rebuttal to that argument. „Here is the innocent trans person, whose dysphoria is innate. He proves that my dysphoria is also innate (their logic, not mine). How then can you allege I am AGP when I have metaphysically always been a girl, just as these children are? I only grew a beard, married, fathered children etc because of my discomfort with this as yet unrecognised truth, and not because I am a heterosexual man. To deny my essence as a woman is to doubt this innocent child, uncorrupted by sexual urges and hence not an AGP.”

Thread tax: where’s this euphoria I’ve heard so much about?

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Conflicting Hormones?​

General Question

37 MTF here.

So I’m having a problem where my estrogen has hit cis female levels, just over 100. Unfortunately, after 6 months on T blockers currently at 200mg/day, my testosterone levels are still over 300. Here’s my concerns:
  1. What does this mean for weight redistribution? I worry that with my T as high as it is if I gain weight it’ll still go towards “male” areas and just give me more to lose in the future.
  2. Would this conflict explain why I haven’t gotten a ton of mental euphoria or clarity? It’s been 6 months and while I do feel a little “lighter” mentally and emotionally, but I never got that oh wow moment I’ve been hearing about lol
  3. Doctor told me that once I’m in cis female range, the testosterone should start getting further suppressed. I’m not super optimistic about that being on 6mg oral estradiol daily.
This whole process takes so much time, I just want to make sure I’m not wasting too much of it 🥰
 
Second-Hand Boat Supplies said:
Unpopular opinion on here, but I think the purely sexual perversions are overblown a little. I think a lot have a rhetorical obsession with children because they lack actual empathy. They can’t actually care about other people but know that they should, so they substitute in care for “children.” This doesn’t mean actual children, but hypothetical flawless others they can perform compassion towards without the difficulty of actual humans. It’s Tony Soprano killing his friends but weeping over a sick horse.

Not saying there’s no sex stuff with anyone, but I don’t think it’s the whole story
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could also be performative in a lot of them like to pretend they are like kindergarten teachers.
 
Let's go check in on the Accelerated Decrepitude subreddit!

"There are now some health issues I'm having since being on T. My blood pressure is always high 140 or above and I'm pretty sure I'm going to get diagnosed with sleep apnea."

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So I just turned 46 and have been on T for 3 years. Started my medical transition at 42. I love the physical changes T has given me and it has improved my mental health. But there are now some health issues I'm having since being on T. My blood pressure is always high 140 or above and I'm pretty sure I'm going to get diagnosed with sleep apnea. My current T levels are in the 400's. I'm not sure what to do regarding these health issues. Should I look into lowering my T? Trying a different form of T? Currently I'm on intramuscular injections every week and i really dont want to go off T. How does everyone deal with this?

"My hair has always been such a huge part of my identity as a queer person."

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I’m 39 and been on T for just over 3 years ~ I started on half dose Testogel for 6 months then moved over to Nebido (every 11 weeks) since. It is such a journey that continues every day but honestly I’ve never been happier in terms of how I feel in myself and how I relate to my body. The pros FAR outweigh the cons.
I have been using topical Minoxidyl for about a year and I thought it was slowing the process down but now I’m not sure. I decided not to go on Finasteride because my T/hormone levels took a while to settle and I didn’t want to jeopardise that, plus I really didn’t want to risk bleeding again.
Over the last year my hair has RAPIDLY thinned and now I pretty much wear a cap every day because I’m so self conscious about it. I am having to just come to terms with it inevitably all going, but it is devastating.
I know it will be ok in the end but I just wanted to express how hard it is to let go! My hair has always been such a huge part of my identity as a queer person.
Anyone else feel/experienced the same? How to cope? Just accept it? (And get some great hat options :) )

"I’m balding a lot and I’m really not crazy about the fact that I look more and more like my shitty abusive grandfather."

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For what it’s worth, I’m balding a lot and I’m really not crazy about the fact that I look more and more like my shitty abusive grandfather. But there are tons of incredible bald guys out there. Maybe try something interesting with facial hair or glasses or hats that makes your hair (or lack thereof) your own. Bald crappy people don’t own baldness any more than crappy people with hair own having hair. I’m not trying to be dismissive and not saying don’t treat the hair loss but there are lots of good, charismatic bald guys doing good things out there.
 
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