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Lol what are the chances they just hired the troon so they wouldn't have to pay another VA to do the female voice? The voice ingame is so distorted most people won't even realize both voices were done by a dude.
(Nice job taking opportunities from real women once again though)
 
If I posted a long crazy rant about how the government should just kill people I think are fascist and how suicidal I feel every day over mean words people are thinking about me, the cops would be here to take my guns away in under 10 minutes. I envy American freedoms.
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batteredpancakes said:
TiF thinks that she now produces semen due to Testosterone . Claims the fluid she produces at orgasm are thicker and comes from deeper in her pelvis than fluid did before HRT.
Claims the fluid looks and smells like cum.
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Does T make you produce spermless semen?
I've seen this topic discussed before but I feel like it often is concluded in "congratulations, you squirted". I really am not convinced what is happening for me is squirting though. For the last 2 years, orgasms usually result in small sticky puddles, but as time goes on I've noticed the volume and pressure behind it is growing. What finally pushed me to mention it was last night, I was intimate with my partner and suddenly what went from mildly wet was this big gush and soaking them. The most intense "ejaculation" I've ever had and it was thick! I've seen people squirt and it's much more watery than this. This fluid also smells like semen and behaves like semen. I'm so curious what it is. Also recently learned T can make you grow prostatic tissue in the vaginal walls, and I wonder if that has anything to do with it? I wish doctors and scientists would research this more because there must be some reason this happens.

Edit: I also want to mention that this fluid seems to come from somewhere more internal? Like I can be lying on my back and only a small bit will be leaking but as soon as I stand up a whole bunch runs down my legs... like it was pooling in me or something weird?
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Ewwww bitch has a yeast infection or something, I'm going to hurl.
 
SnergenFlergen said:
I'm just spitballing here, but it's such an abrupt U-turn and in such a short space of time that I almost wonder if a higher-up at Behaviour Interactive quietly reminded him of some clause in his contract designed to pre-emptively mitigate troon chimpouts.

A very wise move if something like that was actually written into the contract, and every company that for some reason decides to work with trannies should follow their example.

Although you'd think a company savvy enough to write that into a contract would know to just not to deal with trannies in the first place, but with DEI mandates governing hiring policies I wouldn't be surprised if companies were starting to tailor their contracts around the more 'volatile' communities that they're now forced to do business with.

TL;DR The lesson here is hiring a tranny for any job role is like hiring a known pedo to babysit your kids. Don't fucking do it under any circumstances.
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Doesn't every standard employment contact come with a few clauses on the kind of comments you are allowed and not allowed to make in public in regard to your employer during AND after employment? Mine sure do.
 
Positron said:
It's called leucorrhoea. See a gyno.
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Terfmaster9000 said:
Ewwww bitch has a yeast infection or something, I'm going to hurl.
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I looked up 'leucorrhoea' in Wikipedia.
Not an authoritative source, but OK for a quick and dirty look up to get some basic info.

It says the usual cause is estrogen imbalance.
I wonder how that happened to her? ;)
 
AirdropShitposts said:
And here's the meltdown:
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I wish we lived in the world trannies think we live in. Not the one full of magical thinking where they can totally become a real girl, the one they scream hysterically about where the whole world is against them and they're just one bad election away from a trip to the camps. They always talk about how corporations and the media are all right wing and against them when it couldnt be further from the truth.

They're a group fundamentally impossible to please. You can give them everything they ask for and they'll still cry discrimination when you don't give them the shirt off your back.
 
SnergenFlergen said:
I'm just spitballing here, but it's such an abrupt U-turn and in such a short space of time that I almost wonder if a higher-up at Behaviour Interactive quietly reminded him of some clause in his contract designed to pre-emptively mitigate troon chimpouts.
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Non disparraging clauses exist for a reason. Unless your company is comitting a crime, you keep ya mouth shut about it.

Terfmaster9000 said:
Doesn't every standard employment contact come with a few clauses on the kind of comments you are allowed and not allowed to make in public in regard to your employer during AND after employment? Mine sure do.
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Mine even makes a distinction about what can be said in a professional setting or on a personal setting. Things like "at a conference" or "on social media as yourself"
 
Funniest part is the Dead By Daylight killer isn't described as "trans" anywhere in the game, they just saw a hulking, deformed Skinwalker in a miniskirt who wants to murder people and said "oh shit that's totally us!"
 
Lol this shows how fucking braindead troons are. They think they magically grew testicles or some shit and produce sperm in their vagina. And troons wonder why we point and laugh. No dumb ass you dont have sperm and never will. You either have an infection or medical issue explaining why. None will conclude that your making sperm.
 
Hiring a transwoman to voice-act for a horror game is honestly perfect, because that fucking voice they do gives me the willies.

Edit: he actually doesn't do The Voice™ in the game. It's a scary-sounding, multi-layered male voice with reverb. Not the breathy, strained, off-pitch lisping wheeze I've come to expect from the stunning and brave. Oh well, maybe they'll add it in another update.
 
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Funniest part is the Dead By Daylight killer isn't described as "trans" anywhere in the game, they just saw a hulking, deformed Skinwalker in a miniskirt who wants to murder people and said "oh shit that's totally us!"
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Yep. Just like the people who flipped out over Bradley Cooper wearing a large, prosthetic nose for his portrayal of Leonard Bernstein in Maestro (2023). It was either jews going "that's us!" or gentiles going "he's doing jewface! Because jews have bulbous noses!"

Hilarious.
 
Pig Cups said:
Yep. Just like the people who flipped out over Bradley Cooper wearing a large, prosthetic nose for his portrayal of Leonard Bernstein in Maestro (2023). It was either jews going "that's us!" or gentiles going "he's doing jewface! Because jews have bulbous noses!"

Hilarious.
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Also all the Rowling Derangement Syndrome sufferers who tried to tar her as an anti-semite because the goblins run the wizard bank.

And every Twitter SJW TTRPG fan who read a description of orks and said " omg, just like black people and
/or asians!"

And don't even get me started on the idiots who try to say that Jo March from Little Women is a "trans man".
 
Almost getting it, but delusion wins thanks to a supportive family.
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I daresay this is not a stable situation, but we'll never know.
Could be happy and well adjusted for life. :christine:
 
Are they transing the Little Women character because she has a nuanced personality and they're retards who abide by 1950s stereotypes?
 
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Are they transing the Little Women character because she has a nuanced personality and they're retards who abide by 1950s stereotypes?
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Any woman in history who did anything interesting is trans. Women are incapable of doing anything more than sitting and looking pretty dont you know?
 
batteredpancakes said:
Edit: I also want to mention that this fluid seems to come from somewhere more internal? Like I can be lying on my back and only a small bit will be leaking but as soon as I stand up a whole bunch runs down my legs... like it was pooling in me or something weird?
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Did nobody ever tell this li'l pooner men can't stand up too quickly or all the semen in their bodies will instantly pour out of their dicks like a pregnant woman's water breaking? I'd have thought they'd cover that in sex ed nowadays.

AirdropShitposts said:
13a. where's the VA and TRICARE telling states "hi we are the federal government and you are nothing to us. you are a shitty little state. the federal government runs TRICARE and the VA so all the laws you're passing banning us from doing healthcare are shitty little state laws..

13a. ... that we actually just get to ignore bc we have federalism and anyway we have more guns."
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I like how he cites federalism after describing the opposite of how federalism works.

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13a. and we have to seriously consider these things because that's what it means to have trans kids backs and that's what it means to have been a trans kid and that's what it means to be a trans adult who has watched the world shudder at our joy and cocoon itself...

13a. in single-minded hatred of our blazing force of will and emerge glistening a horrific, ancient, famished CREATURE hungry for the flesh of the only people in the world who know its secret. it cannot STAND that we know its secret and it cannot STAND for...

13a. other people to learn it from us and it cannot STAND at fucking ALL because it has wrapped itself around the world so completely that there is no land left for legs it left behind and the only action and location and direction it knows is THROUGH. THROUGH our bones and...

13a. THROUGH our children and THROUGH the bodies and families and communities we have manifested for ourselves, together, and extended to you as a life raft that you condemn as a pirate vessel because you digested yourselves on its behalf and the soft tissues of your eyes..

13a. were the first parts of you to dissolve. we offer you a new world you offer us a FUCKING USELESS suicide hotline. there is no more politics. the politics you think you've been doing are a fucking board game you are playing with yourself. there is power.

13a. and because you cannot see this you are LOSING TO IT. trans people understand power because every single living trans person is every single one of us you've killed and every single living trans person is all of us still alive.

13a. in the only way that matters there are more of us than there are of you. YOU need US to survive because we are the valves in your hearts. without us you are a fucking mcdonalds. without us you are fucking dead but even worse, without us you are FUCKING BORING.

13a. you are afraid and ashamed of our bodies yet without us there would be no one to tell you that your naked fucking asses got fucking SCAMMED when you gave the creature money for invisible clothes and it's FUCKING HILARIOUS.

13a. left to your own devices what do you fucking do? you do goddamned mercantilism or whatever other weird-ass money shit with the beast slouching towards bethlehem. that is fucking GOOFY.

13a. it comes through us first to get to you. but it doesn't come for us. never has and never will. it barely sees us because it's more goddamned colorblind than i am and we are prismatic; it perceives only the precise wavelength of the golden hoarde you have amassed...

13a. a lighthouse to beckon it home. so what we need you to do, and what you need to do for yourselves even though you'd never do it for us, is to stop fucking waiting. stop praying for a vote. you have a fucking state.
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I see this one must have taken Gretchen Felker-Marten's creative writing course.
 
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