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SnergenFlergen said:
It's worth mentioning that "I endentify as..." is effectively a neologism that germinated around 2010-2014. I don't think I ever heard that phrase before then. Before you'd just say you 'are' something, if you even mentioned it at all. It's like the addition of 'identify as' has been inorganically shoehorned in to add some sort of perceived gravitas to how you describe yourself. After all, what's the use in being vegan/gay/a cyclist/trans/etc if you can't centre it as the be-all and end-all of your person so you can browbeat people with it?

And you're right when you say that it's a proxy for an interesting and likable personality which these people otherwise lack entirely. This is why troons, vegans and so on are all reprehensible insufferable cunts to a man. It's not a coincidence.
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To follow up on this, I think is also part of why when you question or have minor disagreements on their identity they have this visceral and over the top angry reaction. Like break up the relationship, go non-contact with close family members or childhood friends.

I think this is why they see any kind of disagreement as an attack on their person. Being vegan/trans/turbo-sjw/... is not an opinion or lifestyle, it is their whole identity and if you have any disagreements on this then you basically disagree with their identity. They see it as you trying to undermine or destroy their identity and them as a person.
It is a mental illness. A severe mental illness.
 
batteredpancakes said:
I swear she had something to do with Dagny's death. She was so chill in that 911 phone call. Even went off on a pointless tangent while her granddaughter was lying there agonal breathing on the floor.
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I found this interesting from the transcript of the 911 call :
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Sue: No, her eyes are rolled up and kind of. Gosh, I hope this ain't from her head. They're supposed to have checked her out. Good. God damn it. Did she go to them? She had a bunch of. Here's the paramedics.

She had a bunch of...

Who knows at this point. We are headed deep into Rashamon territory, and it's getting foggier.
 
Pooners don't understand federalism. Remember when Mike Pence electrocuted all the gays? Neither do I.
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A Trump W will be an L for pooners and troons. Nothing will actually happen to them, but they'll think it's happening and that will be hilarious.

Based doctor secretly feminizes a pooner:
r/FTMOver30

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I just realized my doctor has maybe been intentionally delaying me starting T​

I feel really bad & kinda dumb for missing it she’s a new doctor that I got 9 months ago to start T. She was really cheerful & I have really bad medical PTSD it wasn’t until my last appointment when she said something insensitive & transphobic that I started questioning all the other appointments
(She made a joke about me wanting to be a bearded lady & misgendered me a couple times during my appointment this week)
But I’ve had 6 appointments & every time she pushes the topic of starting T. During my second appointment she ordered a hormone panel - but just estrogen & progesterone because I had been having really long heavy periods
she prescribed progesterone because she said I needed to have my hormones balanced before I start T - but she did it in a way that made me think it was the only option- like I had a choice but she talked me out of the choice before I had a chance to process it.
And I’ve gone back multiple times & she keeps saying I think you’re ready to start testosterone!! Come back in a month and we’ll get you started. And I come back & she asks questions & says come back in a month and we’ll talk about starting T!! I’m so exited for you!! (Shes talks super fast & is really cheerful)
& progesterone has caused my breasts to grow 2 inches I can’t wear my sports bras anymore & it’s given me a more hourglass shape. & she knows i have chest dysphoria but she brushed it off. & just keeps saying how great it is that in now have a normal period because of progesterone - & i said i didn’t want one to begin with & she was like ugh!! I know they’re the worst!!
And at my appointment this week she said - we’ll see if you can even go on T. You might not be able to ever- (because I have NAFLD from my PCOS) & I’ve already asked her about it multiple times & she gave me no treatment or advice she just kept saying don’t worry about it it’s normal, you’re young it will just go away. But this time she made it seem like a huge deal.
I already know im switching doctors. But I feel so bad that I didn’t notice the manipulation at all- or if it wasn’t intentional - that I kept getting distracted by her chaotic energy & not noticing that I wasn’t getting what I wanted. & paying for appointment after appointment & I’m nervous about seeing a new doctor
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If Ellen Page worked in retail:
r/ftm

u/i-fart-butterflies
5 hours ago

Got called an old lady by a customer​

nsfw
My dysphoria is off the charts right now. We have a regular and she Doesn’t know I’m actually a guy Anyway, we had a customer who wanted to do a return, and she said, “see the little old lady behind the counter? She can help you.”
I am old. I’m over 25 but. There’s something about not only being mistaken for a woman, but being mistaken for an elderly woman that is a serious blow to your self-esteem. I know that as a man my ego is in need of a good bruising In order to keep me humble and remind me of my place in life so I don’t become one of those obnoxious overly confident guys who think they own the world, but this is overkill.
Especially since I’ve been mistaken for somebody between the ages of 45 and 50 years old, since I was in middle school. I never got to be a young person. But whatever reason, in spite of the fact, my face doesn’t have any recalls on it, I always came up is way older than my true age. Friends who were only a year younger than me used to jokingly call me grandma and I hated it.
I’m not sure what it is about me, because, despite my advanced age, there’s no wrinkles on my face yet. People have even mentioned this, but they say it’s some thing about the way I carry myself that makes me appear older and more mature than I actually am.
My dysphoria is also worse than usual, because I had to get a haircut recently and they keep fucking it up. I asked for a men’s haircut, even showed them the exact picture of what I wanted, and they Karen’d me. There’s nothing I can do about it except wait for it to grow out and hopefully find a barber who won’t fucking do this to me. I’m not exactly coordinated so I’d prefer to avoid cutting it myself. Kill me.
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Not much background in her Reddit history. She's a cat lady. And like most pooners, she hates her mother, who has been an awful person for her entire life but also only because she objects to the pooner transitioning:
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u/i-fart-butterflies
3 hours ago

I’m sick of her biting my head off over everything​


I had to call my mother because of A slight emergency. It was a pretty urgent matter. She told me to give her 15 minutes. I waited 15 minutes like she asked me and she flipped out on me anyway. Completely bit my fucking head off.
I don’t like dealing with her at all to be honest. She is always in a nasty mood. It’s impossible to avoid getting snapped at. I lost it and asked what I did this time to piss her off. Then she went and said I was being overly defensive. Then she went on this entire tirade about how I only avoided talking to her because of internalized fucking misogyny. And she claimed that she was never nasty to me at any point in my life and that it was all my dad’s doing. She claims that she never Screamed at or insulted me when I have clear memories of her doing so. But she claims that my dad was the one with the explosive temper when I remember things quite fucking differently.
Both of my parents had nasty tempers. My dad’s no longer in the picture and she claims that the only reason I avoid her is because of both internalized misogyny and seeing my dad’s memory through rose colored glasses. I’m not saying my dad was perfect because I remember him yelling a lot too. But he wasn’t perpetually pissed off all the time. I was scared of him too, but he wasn’t constantly pissed off the way she was. It was also pretty easy to predict what would, and wouldn’t piss my dad off, meanwhile, with my mom it seems to be everything. I can’t even fucking breathe without her flipping out. There were times when I was actually able to have a perfectly calm and rational discussions with him. He also wasn’t allergic to admitting he was fucking wrong, even though he was extraordinarily strict.
Meanwhile, getting an apology out of my mom is like pulling fucking teeth. She is the most infuriating person ever because she think she’s a saint. Everything always had to be my fault around her. It was possible for me to tell my dad things without him immediately fucking exploding on me. Every time I open my mouth I didn’t feel like I had to walk on eggshells as much around him.
I felt like I had to do that around my entire family, but it was easier to talk to him and that was why I preferred him as a parent. It had nothing to do with misogyny and I am so fucking sick of her bringing that shit up. I know she’s only doing this because she objects to be transitioning. But oh my God, am I sick of it!
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I normally ignore anyone who says the words "internalized misogyny," but it's as good an explanation as any for why a woman would cut her tits off and become a clitosaurus.
 
Geraldine said:
Uh oh. Getting political and seemingly not the usual troon politics either.
Yet the conclusion (for the USA) is still vote Democrat.
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A whole lot of responses to read at your leisure.
But none get to the real conclusion.
That they are all doomed. :)
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Troonism is the most lolbertarian fucking lunacy in the world, bringing this up to a redditor is like throwing garlic at a vampire
 
Your_deadname_here said:
I found this interesting from the transcript of the 911 call :
00:13:39]
Sue: No, her eyes are rolled up and kind of. Gosh, I hope this ain't from her head. They're supposed to have checked her out. Good. God damn it. Did she go to them? She had a bunch of. Here's the paramedics.

She had a bunch of...

Who knows at this point. We are headed deep into Rashamon territory, and it's getting foggier.
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Where is the main thread for Eggs Benedict? I don't mind you guys talking, I just want to follow it for now. Like those crazy British teens who stabbed that tranny mtf teen.
 
Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
Do pooners not realize a man would be horrified if people could see his dick thru his pants? I'm sure there's been tv shows making fun of the situation but if for whatever reason it happened a guy would be embarrassed and I don't get the feeling this girl understood why the kids where laughing which again makes me question wdf they wear those packer things

Oh man that would be interesting let one of them goto a big ball game where its just a trough everyone pisses in no little dividers or nothing
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There was a post a few pages back of a South American pooner complaining about this exact thing. Her stand to pee device dislodged at the trough and she ended up pissing down her leg.
 
Your_deadname_here said:
Granny speaks in the Dagny case, and it's not helping.
A vast right wing conspiracy.
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Top twitter trannies around the world have been investigating this massive coverup for weeks. Nex's death is the next Watergate, and I'm going to blow it wide open for you.

The phone company forged text messages of Nex stating she instigated the fight by dumping water on the other girls in the bathroom.
The school fabricated video footage of her walking out of the bathroom on her own two feet.
The police fabricated bodycam footage to show that she had no visible marks on her face, bandages, blood, or other indication of serious injury, and used a body double so that it would appear she was lucid and able to answer questions and have a coherent conversation after the brutal attack
The coroner falsified the cause of death, pretending that there was no massive internal bleeding or evidence of fatal head trauma.
And now the Oklahoma Department of Investigation is creating a fake toxicology report to show she overdosed on anti-psychotics and painkillers.

All to hide the fact that DONALD TRUMP was waiting in the bathroom for her that day, screaming "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" as he shot her to death with an Uzi.
 
The Noticer said:
Top twitter trannies around the world have been investigating this massive coverup for weeks. Nex's death is the next Watergate, and I'm going to blow it wide open for you.
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You forgot a major thing, all of this is being orchestrated by Libs of TikTok she got a job on a library board in that state so obviously she killed this troon.
Your_deadname_here said:
She had a bunch of...
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papers? Thats what I think she was gonna say, that the hospital gave her a bunch of papers which would make sense.
Standardized Profile said:
I normally ignore anyone who says the words "internalized misogyny," but it's as good an explanation as any for why a woman would cut her tits off and become a clitosaurus.
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lmao "clitosaurus" and how many times a day can you find a use for the words internalized misogyny, they somehow shoehorned in a paragraph or two and I've gone 45 years without ever using it.
 
countrybumpkin said:
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Among the myriad of things I'll never understand about trannies, this is the one thing I understand the least. That is, how these people can throw away a marriage, and indeed virtually all of their familial relationships, in exchange for wearing dresses and growing your hair out.

It's like if I paid you one million dollars, and in exchange you gave me a pair of sunglasses. Even if I liked the sunglasses and I enjoyed wearing them, why the fuck would anyone pay a million dollars for them??? You're trading in a marriage, that thing that many men his age would kill for, and in exchange you're getting the ability to wear dresses. It's such a ridiculous trade I literally cannot comprehend it. Why in the fuck do trannies think this is a fair exchange? Yes, I want to trade in my marriage, my relationship with my family and friends, my prospects for a job, my physical health, and my functioning body parts, and in exchange I get to... wear a dress.

Maybe I'm just not coombrained enough.
 
Kumquat said:
Among the myriad of things I'll never understand about trannies, this is the one thing I understand the least. That is, how these people can throw away a marriage, and indeed virtually all of their familial relationships, in exchange for wearing dresses and growing your hair out.

It's like if I paid you one million dollars, and in exchange you gave me a pair of sunglasses. Even if I liked the sunglasses and I enjoyed wearing them, why the fuck would anyone pay a million dollars for them??? You're trading in a marriage, that thing that many men his age would kill for, and in exchange you're getting the ability to wear dresses. It's such a ridiculous trade I literally cannot comprehend it. Why in the fuck do trannies think this is a fair exchange? Yes, I want to trade in my marriage, my relationship with my family and friends, my prospects for a job, my physical health, and my functioning body parts, and in exchange I get to... wear a dress.

Maybe I'm just not coombrained enough.
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It's for the coom it's like if you offered an ugly 45 year old dude an extremely hot young 20s woman they just have to upend their entire life for it.
 
countrybumpkin said:
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What people who troon or poon out on their spouses don't seem to grasp is that marriage is a contract on a business deal. "Till death do us part, for better or for worse," may be on the contract, but the part that is unwritten says, "I have made this agreement with the person I stood at the altar with. If you aren't the person that presented themselves at the altar the contract is null and void."

If we agree on X number of children but you take deliberate steps to alter the agreed upon number, the contract is void.

If you promise to be faithful, but put cuckoos in my nest or stick your dick into any drunk bar slut who'll let you, then the contract is void.

If you demand an open marriage, but originally agreed on amor fidelis, the contract is void.

If you stood at the altar as this sex, but then announce that you are changing to the other, then the contract is void.

"For better or worse" only stays in effect if you have kept to the rest of the contract.

Love does not conquer all. If you break the contract but your partner chooses to stay with you anyway, it's privilege, not your fucking right. And if you break the contract and your partner leaves town, that's their fucking right.
 
Kumquat said:
Among the myriad of things I'll never understand about trannies, this is the one thing I understand the least. That is, how these people can throw away a marriage, and indeed virtually all of their familial relationships, in exchange for wearing dresses and growing your hair out.

It's like if I paid you one million dollars, and in exchange you gave me a pair of sunglasses. Even if I liked the sunglasses and I enjoyed wearing them, why the fuck would anyone pay a million dollars for them??? You're trading in a marriage, that thing that many men his age would kill for, and in exchange you're getting the ability to wear dresses. It's such a ridiculous trade I literally cannot comprehend it. Why in the fuck do trannies think this is a fair exchange? Yes, I want to trade in my marriage, my relationship with my family and friends, my prospects for a job, my physical health, and my functioning body parts, and in exchange I get to... wear a dress.

Maybe I'm just not coombrained enough.
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A lot of trust fund kids squandering their inheritance and future prospects and some women realizing that hipergamy did them dirty and choosing the guy with the rich family and well paying tech job didn't turn out like they thought.

Is kinda like the weak men hard times meme.
 
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