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SouthernBitchBob said:
I've also rolled my eyes a lot lately at "ace", "aro" people. Maybe, maybe you could convince me that the very, very rare occasional person fails to develop a sex drive during puberty. Maybe. But with the frequency people claim it? Not a chance. You're not "asexual", Timmy. You eat like shit, you're on SSRIs, you're fat, and you don't exercise. Your sex drive is being -suppressed- by all of these unhealthy habits. And Becky, you're not "aromantic". You read too much fucking fujoshi fanfiction and you have a warped sense of what a relationship is.
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Oh, if you like those, have you met Stephanie Cianfriglia? She is a hobbity thing that, amongst her multipage list of sexualities that will blow your mind (she has a whole taxonomy, no lie), claims ace and aro, yet is also "spectrophile" (something similar /spelling might be off on that) and hibristophile, which is to say that she asserts she is deeply romantically involved with and has has very intense kinky/fetishistic sex "on the astral plane" with several dead men, including Jeffrey Dahmer*, about whom she writes and posts extensive porn. Steph also claims she is a gay man, due to what she states is an intersex condition, despite being apparently utterly female, with huge honkers and the hairstyle and fashion sense of a 1978 third-grade teacher. As a druid, she communes with gods on the regular, currently enjoying the Scandinavian set. You can find her striding around town in some sort of pin-covered pork pie hat with a large branch for a walking stick, with a trans flag fluttering behind, cloak optional.

*also Richard Ramirez, Michael Jackson, and Heath Ledger, iirc

She has her own thread in Stinkditch. Her obsessive self-classification around sexuality/gender/beliefs is outstanding.
 
Peaches the Wonder Cat said:
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Lots to unpack here. The first one I feel pretty bad for, as it sounds all her sexual experiences have been terrible. Otoh, that's the price for hooking up with shitty guys casually. She's clearly extremely fem brained, almost painfully so. She needs to find a long term relationship with a decent guy and drop the hookups and trans crap. Typical victim of modern identity politics.

Case 2 is just sad. Where were her guardians? They didn't notice her getting assaulted for six fucking years, but they're sure on top of her childhood sex change, which she started during the assaults, by the way. Whoever they are should be jailed.

Case 3 is just a whiny little bitch.
 
Fapcop said:
I remember when “demisexual” (whose retarded cousin is “asexual btw) was called: “I don’t do one night stands!”

I’d feel old but im pretty sure it’s mostly a terminally online/Reddit thing.
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Tbh even if there are people out there who fit the word "Demisexual"why is it a part of LGBT?The sexuality says nothing about who you're attracted to so basically non trans straight people can be a part of the ever letter growing LGBTQ+ community as well.This begs the question as to why straight people who are hyper sexual aren't a part of the community as well.Why are straight people who dont have an attraction unless they form a connection with someone a part of the community?Does the LGBT community think regular straight people think about sex 24/7?Otherwise why not just add all sexualities to LGBT then including straight as well?
 
Dog walker got misgendered by a Rover client.

"I pass without issue"

"However someone wrote me a review with the wrong pronouns"

No pics, sadly. Their avatar, use of the word uncomfortable and the non-confrontational tone leads me to believe pooner. A hun would have aggressively reeee'd and demanded this transphobic client catch a permanent ban from the platform.

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Syikeblade said:
Trannies don't like dating each other and something I noticed at least on Reddit.
Ftm's many of them seem interested in dating real women(aka lesbians) or each other, but mtf's seem to rarely date each other or men they actually know are gay or bi.
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The only ever times I've seen TiMs date each other is if it's a t4t faggot or they are apart of a polycule. Most polycules are simply jack-off buddies, with the troons being in feeling like it validates their sex life since they can't find regular people to date/fuck elsewise. They're willing to settle for a troon that could kinda be mistaken for a girl from a distance if it means they can keep cooming.
The whole polycule thing is the most creepy part of the community because all I literally see are pulycules where it's a bunch of older troons roping in young eggs they "cracked".
 
Evilronald said:
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“I’m so sick of cis men fetishizing me, I want a cis man who thinks I’m a woman and isn’t into me being a tranny.” There are cis men out there who are into weird troon freaks who cut their dick off (or in some cases don’t and are a “chick” with a dick), but the trannies don’t want that. You must go along with their delusion, and treat them like they’re an actual woman.

Maybe the cis man wants to be able to have children of their own someday? Maybe it’s obvious that you don’t have an actual vagina and they don’t want to stick their dick in an axe wound? The trannies will of course say “but there are women out there who are infertile/can’t get pregnant!” Yes, there are, and it’s not uncommon for cis men to leave a relationship because women either don’t want/can’t have children.
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First of all, that didn't happen. Secondly, if it did happen then I respect the "chaser" in this scenario in that he knows he wants an imaginary woman with a penis and not a rotting hole. The disconnect here seems to be that the tranny seems to not understand that the fetishization doesn't pair well with their delusions of actually being a woman. Guy can't comprehend that most people want nothing to do with surgically altered genitalia.
 
The post about getting tricked in sex by a straight guy is a post only a woman could write. She gets fucked by a straight guy and feels used because she found out he lied and said he was bi to fuck her. As a man: I have no idea why that matters. So this pooner wants to become a man to have gay sex? I don’t understand pooners at all.
 
Potato Burrito said:
Dog walker got misgendered by a Rover client.

"I pass without issue"

"However someone wrote me a review with the wrong pronouns"

No pics, sadly. Their avatar, use of the word uncomfortable and the non-confrontational tone leads me to believe pooner. A hun would have aggressively reeee'd and demanded this transphobic client catch a permanent ban from the platform.

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I am one million percent certain that this is a pooner.
 
Evilronald said:
The post about getting tricked in sex by a straight guy is a post only a woman could write. She gets fucked by a straight guy and feels used because she found out he lied and said he was bi to fuck her. As a man: I have no idea why that matters. So this pooner wants to become a man to have gay sex? I don’t understand pooners at all.
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She wants to fuck gay men because gay men have absolutely never had casual sex, and are known for having 100% emotional connection with the people they have sex with.
 
Based, funny dad gives good advice, takes up residence rent free in his daughter's head and clitoris:

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Multiple people told her to write it down and give it to her psychologist, since she was too ashamed to talk about it. That was a funny image to me. So I asked Bing to make the image. I have no earthly idea why Guy Fawkes is there. Nothing in the prompt suggested that.

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Girl with no dick can't take a small dick joke:

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I don't think this exchange would end with a pooner victory:

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Let's not forget the invaluable contributions made by mothers:

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Pooner seething over mom not liking her new name. "It's Aiden, mom! God!":

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Mom's aunt is smart, too:

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Lots of "GAWD, Mom" sentiments posted recently.
 
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Peaches the Wonder Cat said:
Case 1: Pooner has sex with a "bi" guy, later founds out he's straight. Remember, kids, when this happens it's sexual assault, but when a tranny lies about their sex, it's a consent accident!
Also note the very chad behavior of crying into her pillow.
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The way she words it makes it sound like the guys are smashing her puss, and that anal has to be discussed before done?

Look I'm not saying to not warn a nigga before you plunder their bootyhole, but on what planet would letting a guy pound your pussy equate to gay sex
 
Evilronald said:
The post about getting tricked in sex by a straight guy is a post only a woman could write. She gets fucked by a straight guy and feels used because she found out he lied and said he was bi to fuck her. As a man: I have no idea why that matters. So this pooner wants to become a man to have gay sex? I don’t understand pooners at all.
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It's also a super common gay male fantasy to fuck a straight guy, if not the most common. I can't think of a more feminine reaction to this scenario as hers.

It's interesting how she mentioned this was the only time she felt she had safe consensual sex. I'm guessing she was indeed hooking up with actual queer men before and not the uwu fanfic kind.
 
Standardized Profile said:
I don't think this exchange would end with a pooner victory:

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"At least I won't need a pill to get hard when I'm old enough to be a limp-dicked old fuck like you."

Very optimistic assuming a tranny is going to make it into old age, the second hand embarrassment from this hyper autistic "insult" is more painful than any gender dysphoria these faggots complain about.
 
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