📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[The Ugly One]

Man, I can't believe injecting an unidentified serum a mentally ill pervert sold you over the internet turned out to be a bad idea!

 

[cia-log]

I honestly don't know anymore. I've been crying for the last 2 days. I might have survived the poisoning but I won't be the same again, my health is ruined by some people who hated us. I won't be able to get legal and real HRT or drink alcohol for fun like people at my age. The organ damage is most likely to be permanent. Goodbye, I don't want to go online anymore.

How does he know this was some covert attack by anti-trans terrorists? This is giving me flashbacks to the reddit stock trading craze where every loss was blamed on hedge funds, some unseen and all-powerful enemy whose only goal is to destroy mom n' pop shops like Gamestop and AMC.

 

[New Briefcase]

Man, I can't believe injecting an unidentified serum a mentally ill pervert sold you over the internet turned out to be a bad idea!

This sounds like something you would do in a bizzaro world nethack.

 

[monstrous bubo]

How does he know this was some covert attack by anti-trans terrorists

Because a true supporter would have made it super clean and safe for his uwu customers. If you make dodgy HRT it isn’t because you just want to make a quick buck from a needy retard. It has to be because you’re one of Queen Terf JK Rowling’s minions. On this reasoning, people who make fake Ecstasy are really anti-drug crusaders.

I’m sorry he’s fucked up his vital organs at such a young age but he was fucking his life up already.

 

[Geraldine]

How to keep it a secret?
Grief ahead for sure, but it's a tranny so that's a given anyway.
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Lots of comments, but here is one with a bit of discussion.

Doesn't want to have to deal with said relatives' judgment and lectures?
Once the deed is done the time for lectures has passed, I would think.
But I don't know his relatives.

 

[GayRapistWithAIDs]

Same here, as an older Millennial. I don't interact much with people younger than I am, but my impression is that it's no longer considered particularly embarrassing to live with one's parents well into adulthood. I'm not sure if they honestly don't believe that it's embarrassing or if that's just cope to save face, but it's interesting nonetheless. It is very strange to me how many examples we've seen of adults who continue to live in their childhood home but complain about how "invalidating" or oppressive their parents are.

As you said, living independently is an important developmental milestone, but it does seem like there's currently a lack of emphasis on the importance of basic life skills among younger adults. I honestly don't know if most of the younger troons we've seen here are even capable of living by themselves, which is sobering to contemplate.

Depends on where you live, I moved away from NYC to live in Philly and was able to comfortably live working 40 hours at 21 an hour with 1K rent for a one bedroom (discount because of the job) but had to move home because I couldn't find a specialist in the area (I have a fairly common disease I'm not gonna PL) well over a year after I moved out. Moved home to NY, got a job making 22 an hour, and unless I find a roommate I'm SOL. Even with a roommate I doubt I'd be able to move out unless rent and utilities was under 900 a month, it's fucking grim dude, the solution is to leave NY, but given my inability to find a fucking DR a year on, it doesn't bode well.

 

[2 braincells]

T/Xwitter tax:
Meet Nicky, a real human female, with autism and fibromyalgia

Post that caught my attention:




No grown woman would wear this in public unless they are into soft pastel aesthetic/ Lolita/cosplay and it’s a specific look (referring to the shoes specifically. The dress is just atrocious on its own)

Spoiler: Personal context

I am a very young 20 something year old gen-z woman. I have a friend who dresses in Lolita and more “anime” fashion in private/ for personal style. This is not something she wears often AT ALL. Possibly the shoes in a matching, cohesive, outfit. This is terrible even on a real woman tbh

After the post died down:


lol
Linktree:

https://linktr.ee/princesspurple?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=885195a3-ae47-4e4b-ab5a-30c5522f012b

Link to Twitter: https://x.com/nickysimpson98?s=21&t=t9mcGbGce_BAF39iLrnEgA
Archive: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/GSwXo

 

[Vampirella]

It's amazing to me, that these people don't see 7 weeks out of surgery and they're still in pain as a problem. I've read the SRS thread and seen so many posts like this of Troons talking about how they're still recovering months after getting it done. The only think I can think of that would take a very long time to recover from would be something with your back or knee, but even then at 7 weeks there would be improvement because of healing. There is not healing with SRS just pain, pain for the rest of your life.

 

[Susanna]

Man, I can't believe injecting an unidentified serum a mentally ill pervert sold you over the internet turned out to be a bad idea!

I’m reminded of “Lena”, the Ukrainian troon who supplied most of Europe with troonshine before Russia thankfully put him out of business. The guy recommended absolutely ludicrous doses, but scarier was his how to guides.

Spoiler: Troonshine recipe

“Buy powder from this store, I’ve used them for years and never heard of anyone getting poisoned”, “buy a microgramme scale from Amazon but make sure it’s this specific 90s model since it shows an extra decimal point”, “mix the powder from the shifty online store you paid with bitcoins with this type of skincare oil”, “make sure you don’t wash the injection vials, your tap water will be dirtier than the grime from the factory anyway”, “crimp the topper onto the vial with a spoon handle since the actual tool costs 20€ on aliexpress”, “autoclave the finished product in a pressure cooker, or just boil it if you can’t afford one” (this is not how autoclaves work).

The guy was literally posting this recipe for all to see, and people still bought from him. Shake-and-bake meth is cleaner than this concoction.

 

[Positron]

WHY IS EVERYTHING GENDERED?!?

If I had a cent every time these kingbrodoods have a "breakdown"...

I've been injecting myself with toxic carbon tetrachloride for 3 months...Thankfully, I'm healing.

Not so fast! Carbon tetrachloride is a carcinogen.

 

[Safir]

Pooner gets mad when a female client is able to guess they aren’t actually a man

This is horrific, she says the old lady has "memory issues" and the cunt and the other cunty staff make her doubt her own sanity.

What’s even worse is that they’ve built a life with a woman for 30+ years, have a good job, are respected in their community, have kids that love them. But they throw away all that and let down the people counting on them.

IQ 130 doctor goes a bit crazy from stress on the job, gets "treated" by an IQ 85 "therapist".

Pooner fantasizes about giving blowjobs, but thinks it must be transphobia instead of this being the result of porn addiction, or being a woman who wants to turn a man on.

Testosterone poisoning + porn addiction. She couldn't have been that much into cock if she spent 10 years staying faithful to a woman.

Asking a girl to get a pregnancy test to make sure accutane doesn't fuck her shit up? DYSPHORIC.

> "I am also not getting any but I didn't say that"
Then why are you complaining? I would be furious if I were ordered to take a pregnancy test regardless (and if they think a woman may lie -- what would stop her from lying about the test? do they collect women's piss? do they watch the women piss?), but how can the doctor know if you didn't say anything (and presumably aren't a virgin anymore)?

What do my fellow kiwis think? Does this mouth breather pass?

He doesn't even pass as a tranny. I don't get the point of that post of his. Nigger you're a man. Post your best attempt as a disguise using makeup, or get chemically castrated ("hrt is magic") and come back later. Do something before asking "do I need face butchery, too".
I saw a still from the new Doctor Who on xitter --

(the news is that BBC hides replies)
-- and had to double-check that there's indeed a male tranny in the picture. It's just a fuckboi nigger from outer space, he doesn't look like he's pretending to be female. Even the shadow on his chin and neck looks like a goatee.

If it's watching tranny porn that causes attraction to trannies, then what is incentivizing them to watch it in the first place, before they're attracted to trannies? No one's forcing them to watch it. Why would someone who's not attracted to trannies watch tranny porn when there's a gagillion videos of "barely legal " teens and enormous black cocks to wank to like a normal degenerate?

-Also I think the rise in tranny porn is simply the algorithm pushing people into weirder and weirder things

The algorithm is not purely engagement-driven, porn sites actively try to get men on gay and tranny porn, porn site operators have been recorded admitting it.

 

[Doppelmonger]

lol such a delicate lady.
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He is transitioning into the WAT grandma

 

[Mad_Dog]

Purple on purple on purple, that's some amazing color coordination, AGP.
This is that type of look a 7 year old girl into kittens and unicorns would wear, but even they know they need accent color or something. On a 26 year old autist it just looks disturbing. That said, the shoes would look cool on a cheerful young woman, but not with that outfit. And the tights are absolutely haram, he should be stoned for that alone.

 

[Evilronald]

Livestream

“Woman is arrested for child solicitation.” I usually hate predator catcher people for being cringe, but I can get behind it if they’re going on “her” to find troons.

 

[Fapcop]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jwc9ErPQWpMLivestream

“Woman is arrested for child solicitation.” I usually hate predator catcher people for being cringe, but I can get behind it if they’re going on “her” to find troons.

They’re hella cringe, and try to “protect” kids by soliciting legit tards and lonely weirdos until they go: “ok! I guess we can meet up since you keep spamming me!”

Nice to see one of them go after a deserving target.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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Sticking your dick in that axewound is bad enough, but imagine the taste and smell of licking an open wound.

>"it works identically to my cis partner's"

How could you possibly know that?

oh my god I never even considered this, the FTM community is like the final boss of conquering all women’s spaces. I wonder how he’ll be received

Hating women so much you chop your dick off and take T so you can flex even harder on pooners...based and dare I even say redpilled?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jwc9ErPQWpMLivestream

“Woman is arrested for child solicitation.” I usually hate predator catcher people for being cringe, but I can get behind it if they’re going on “her” to find troons.

>"I knew this was too good to be true"
>"She said she was 13, but at first she told me she was 14"

What on earth possesses a man to have this conversation, let alone say the most incriminating shit possible, instead of just running the fuck away. Maybe he should have consulted the family attorney too lmao

 

[Fapcop]

>"it works identically to my cis partner's"

How could you possibly know that?

Hating women so much you chop your dick off and take T so you can flex even harder on pooners...based and dare I even say redpilled?

>"I knew this was too good to be true"
>"She said she was 13, but at first she told me she was 14"

What on earth possesses a man to have this conversation, let alone say the most incriminating shit possible, instead of just running the fuck away. Maybe he should have consulted the family attorney too lmao

It’s standard fair for “pedo hunter” videos.

1: They tend to select the dumbest fuckers as their targets.

2: They tend to vaguely imply that if they talk voluntarily, they won’t involve the police.

The absolute master at this is Alex Rosen/Gordon Flowers who is like a Jedi master of the Reid technique. I like to watch his videos because it’s just fascinating how he can make people confess to the most heinous shit.

OT rant over.

 

[glass_houses]

What on earth possesses a man to have this conversation, let alone say the most incriminating shit possible, instead of just running the fuck away. Maybe he should have consulted the family attorney too lmao

Autism combined with exclusively socialising with other autistic/narcisstic paedophiles on Discord.

He's the end product of the neurodiversity movement. Like every other social movement in play as of current year, it's a movement that started with great intentions but ended up massively fucking over the very same people it was meant to help. Instead of, "autist is weird and needs tolerance and help socialising" we have, "expecting autist to learn even the crudest basics of talking to other humans is ablest, so let him spend twenty hours a day talking to random antisocial creeps on Discord because it's what he feels comfortable doing".

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

See this is proof that they don't actually have lady brains.If they really were women deep inside then wouldn't women want to get rid of everything that's physically male about them?

I don't know. They put so much emphasis on the "wrong brain" stuff and are desperate to convince everyone that their brains are more similar to those of women. They at least used to ask non-trans people to imagine waking up tomorrow as the opposite sex, as sort of a rhetorical gotcha. The idea was that even evil cisgender oppressors would be horrified at the prospect and it would allow them to understand the plight of their troon brethren sistren. However, I don't really know many normal, well-adjusted people who would care. It might be briefly weird, but I suspect most people would just move on.

The human experience is more than just playing with a bunch of interchangeable organs on some cosmic character creation menu. The troon obsession with connecting everything to what kind of sex they want to be having is absurd.

 

[Positron]

They at least used to ask non-trans people to imagine waking up tomorrow as the opposite sex, as sort of a rhetorical gotcha. The idea was that even evil cisgender oppressors would be horrified at the prospect...

Hey! Isn't that Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria, which according to these very same people cannot possibly exist?