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Screamer_2 said:
It's still one of those things that I just don't understand. Gender is nothing to do with how I experience sexual attraction. I am just attracted to the opposite sex and that includes their genitals. It's kind of key to sexual attraction. I really don't understand how they don't understand this from their own experience. Are they just autistic and inexperienced at life? Is the indoctrination of this gender theory really that strong they don't have the same biological urges?
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You can even divorce it from matters of gender and sexuality entirely.

If people break up with you when you tell them you're trans, maybe it's because it says a fucking truckload about your mental illnesses, opinions, politics, everything, and they don't want to deal with all that shit.

For the same reason that people might break up with you when you tell them you're christian, or vegan, or put a rose on your Xitter profile. Sometimes you only need one word to get a broad view of what a person is like, and they're allowed to say "no thank you."
 
Runch said:
Sometimes you only need one word to get a broad view of what a person is like, and they're allowed to say "no thank you."
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Um, actually sweaty saying "no thank you" is problematic when it comes to trans folks. How dare you have a preference that doesn't align with them? It can't be them that is the issue. YOU and everyone else way of thinking is flawed not them. Do better okay?
 
Had some fun reading through this.
Do you think sexist people are automatically transphobic?
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Little do they realise that they enforce sexist stereotypes.

JKR lives rent free in their head. Main character is male, pretty normal that most of his experiences would be centred around other males. I haven’t touched the books in years, but I’m pretty sure she wrote the female characters well. Hermione was a brilliant witch, and showed more balls than Harry at times. Molly was also a fearless woman.
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Other replies. Note it’s mainly female avatars commenting on women’s issues.
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“Being trans-inclusive means supporting people to have whatever gender expression they feel suits them”

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Won’t somebody think of the pooners!! Also apparently transphobes don’t understand biology and think gender affirming surgeries are mutilation.

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The ideas that they cherish. Pickle jar, anyone?

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Transphobia is a white thing. You sure about that?

And my favourites.
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Trans in Iran; the government sees you as sick and will treat you accordingly, but good fucking luck getting anyone to accept you.
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And don’t you dare be gay.
Iran
 
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I posted this pooner music video to the Pooner Zoo,
but its such an L it would be wrong not to post it here, and risk potentially depriving a fren.

/she thank it a DUB :O/
her feet cant touch the ground on the chair at the start.
even though she looks teeny tiny, fuckboi-ing down the hall, it still is touch and go as to wether or not she's about to get jammed in between the narrow walls, there by the sheer vastness of her hips.

dang ol....D o o d .
she shoulda got someone who wasnt (significantly) taller than her to follow her flexing round that Air BnB; she wouldn't have looked quite so miniscule. filming basics, breh.

someone in the comments says she passes really well <3
hugbox posse out here all night never 4get ya


this hasn't been shot by someone who knows how to ....anything
should have used a portrait lense, set on a shallow depth of field, shot from the hip, keep it with the macro , close shots, detail, NOT fulll body .
So many tings could have been done to make her not look like a tiny poon.

There is NO creative ideas in this video. theres only- 'wooooo we've been given 2 grand for a video! lets use an iPhone and rent and AirBnB to flex a house that makes no sense and makes u look tiny!'

Her hips are so wide it literally looks like she's wearing a drag queen fake butt stuffed under there.
And in what world would a male rapper be walking round in boxer briefs for the whole video??
I'm not even gonna lower myself to talking about the 'music' theory on display here.
 
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AfghanBlue said:
yes, just posted this over in the Pooner Zoo,
but its such an L it would be wrong not to post it here, and risk potentially depriving a fren.

the true L is this poon thinking it is a W.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=buCJlwc6JaAher feet cant touch the ground on the chair at the start.
even though she looks teeny tiny, fuckboi-ing down the hall, it still is touch and go as to wether or not she's about to get jammed in between the narrow walls, there by the sheer vastness of her hips.

dang ol....D o o d .
she shoulda got someone who wasnt (significantly) taller than her to follow her flexing round that Air BnB; she wouldn't have looked quite so miniscule. filming basics, breh.

someone in the comments says she passes really well <3
hugbox posse out here all night never 4get ya
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The closeup shot of her zippertits
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She has such a womanly figure, any braindead chimp could tell you that's a broad.
And the music is absolutely fucking atrocious, but that’s a given.
 
AfghanBlue said:
I posted this pooner music video to the Pooner Zoo,
but its such an L it would be wrong not to post it here, and risk potentially depriving a fren.

/she thank it a DUB :O/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=buCJlwc6JaAher feet cant touch the ground on the chair at the start.
even though she looks teeny tiny, fuckboi-ing down the hall, it still is touch and go as to wether or not she's about to get jammed in between the narrow walls, there by the sheer vastness of her hips.

dang ol....D o o d .
she shoulda got someone who wasnt (significantly) taller than her to follow her flexing round that Air BnB; she wouldn't have looked quite so miniscule. filming basics, breh.

someone in the comments says she passes really well <3
hugbox posse out here all night never 4get ya


this hasn't been shot by someone who knows how to ....anything
should have used a portrait lense, set on a shallow depth of field, shot from the hip, keep it with the macro , close shots, detail, NOT fulll body .
So many tings could have been done to make her not look like a tiny poon.

There is NO creative ideas in this video. theres only- 'wooooo we've been given 2 grand for a video! lets use an iPhone and rent and AirBnB to flex a house that makes no sense and makes u look tiny!'

Her hips are so wide it literally looks like she's wearing a drag queen fake butt stuffed under there.
And in what world would a male rapper be walking round in boxer briefs for the whole video??
I'm not even gonna lower myself to talking about the 'music' theory on display here.
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That is so... she. That is so... her. No dood detected.
You can yeet your teets but your hips don't lie.
 
This pooner got her internet repaired and decided to answer the door while shirtless. Is shocked the dude clocked her and asked her to put a shirt on.
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I don’t know which is the right place to post this, but tldr the spectrum man that came to fix my modem asked me to put a shirt on, I’m post op. Okay this is okay embarrassing in more ways that one, my computer and phone stop being able to connect to the wifi. So I called spectrum and they sketched a visit to check my hardware.

I’m post op and a few years on T so I’m always shirtless at my home and he catches me doing some dishes, so I didn’t think much of it when I just opened the door, I explained the situation and aparently if you go to certain websites (he didn’t specified witch) they cut your acces to wifi. For context I go to slaa and after some months I relapsed for some days on my no porn rule.

So now this guy is seeing wich porn sites I went to or something very akward and is fucking weird my internet provider is saying I can’t watch porn in their wifi wtf. So then I ask if he wants tea or water he says no but that if I can put a shirt on. At that point I said ok and went to my room. I’m dying. He seems very out of by me now. Do y’all think it was because of my legal name in the acount?
She's either batshit crazy or retarded.
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No idea where she lives but it looks like the USA/Canada. Can internet providers really cut your access to internet over that stuff or is she exaggerating? Cause that's some 3rd world shit to me.
Also her avatar is a literal pooner.
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Her spelling is atrocious. This girl just graduated from college FFS. I see way too many young adults with subpar grammar even though they are college educated. They can't even be bothered to use spellcheck. I'm very concerned for the future.
 
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countrybumpkin said:
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You should make this into a poster and next time you go into cutting your dick off read this like they do for abortion clinics.

Proving once again that the trans euphoria lie is so bullshit. It's bad enough if you don't have functioning sex organs for NORMAL reasons let alone voluntarily fucking them up for some non-existent angry god.

In the quiet night you can hear them scream and suffer :)
 
batteredpancakes said:
Can internet providers really cut your access to internet over that stuff or is she exaggerating?
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could potentially be shit that didn't happen but it looks like SLAA is some kind of sex addict thing, so if her parents set the internet up for her, they probably asked Spectrum for some restrictions. I think a lot of ISPs offer things like that now, where common porn sites are blocked by default. Even if she got around it, I doubt the ISP would care, even if she was looking at hardcore illegal shit.

But if I was working that kind of job and I showed up and an actual biological male dude (not dood) was shirtless, I'd ask him to put on a shirt. Being shirtless around friends is one thing, but that's supposed to be a professional interaction.

The post does say "certain websites", so they could even have been torrenting porn, or using sites that get flagged in the system as streaming pirated content. ISPs don't really care about porn, but most USA ones get up in arms about piracy. Don't women usually read porn though? I wonder if she was doing erp on one of the cp focused chansites.
 
batteredpancakes said:
Her spelling is atrocious. This girl just graduated from college FFS. I see way too many young adults with subpar grammar even though they are college educated. They can't even be bothered to use spellcheck. I'm very concerned for the future.
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You're concerned? Only now? In 2001 I took a couple university classes, and the first thing that we had to do was write an essay and give it to a fellow student to critique. The essay I was given was pretty decent... if read phonetically. From a basic grammar standpoint, it was a horror show. Every second word was a homophone, and every first one was in a bizarre random mix of American, Britsh or Australian English. I don't think I found a single punctuation mark in the right place in the entire fucking document. As I said, it was in of itself quite a decent bit of writing and I could see the clear intelligence of the author... who'd obviously graduated despite her teachers, not because of them.

Spelling, grammar, punctuation... it's just not important anymore and hasn't been for a long time. Like I said, it was a freakshow of dialects and I don't think the girl even knew that there is such a thing as separate English dialects. I wonder if anyone under the age of thirty does.
 
AfghanBlue said:
I posted this pooner music video to the Pooner Zoo,
but its such an L it would be wrong not to post it here, and risk potentially depriving a fren.

/she thank it a DUB :O/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=buCJlwc6JaAher feet cant touch the ground on the chair at the start.
even though she looks teeny tiny, fuckboi-ing down the hall, it still is touch and go as to wether or not she's about to get jammed in between the narrow walls, there by the sheer vastness of her hips.

dang ol....D o o d .
she shoulda got someone who wasnt (significantly) taller than her to follow her flexing round that Air BnB; she wouldn't have looked quite so miniscule. filming basics, breh.

someone in the comments says she passes really well <3
hugbox posse out here all night never 4get ya


this hasn't been shot by someone who knows how to ....anything
should have used a portrait lense, set on a shallow depth of field, shot from the hip, keep it with the macro , close shots, detail, NOT fulll body .
So many tings could have been done to make her not look like a tiny poon.

There is NO creative ideas in this video. theres only- 'wooooo we've been given 2 grand for a video! lets use an iPhone and rent and AirBnB to flex a house that makes no sense and makes u look tiny!'

Her hips are so wide it literally looks like she's wearing a drag queen fake butt stuffed under there.
And in what world would a male rapper be walking round in boxer briefs for the whole video??
I'm not even gonna lower myself to talking about the 'music' theory on display here.
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Imagine wanting to be seen as a real dood when everything about all of this is feminine to the point of parody
 
AfghanBlue said:
I posted this pooner music video to the Pooner Zoo,
but its such an L it would be wrong not to post it here, and risk potentially depriving a fren.

/she thank it a DUB :O/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=buCJlwc6JaAher feet cant touch the ground on the chair at the start.
even though she looks teeny tiny, fuckboi-ing down the hall, it still is touch and go as to wether or not she's about to get jammed in between the narrow walls, there by the sheer vastness of her hips.

dang ol....D o o d .
she shoulda got someone who wasnt (significantly) taller than her to follow her flexing round that Air BnB; she wouldn't have looked quite so miniscule. filming basics, breh.

someone in the comments says she passes really well <3
hugbox posse out here all night never 4get ya


this hasn't been shot by someone who knows how to ....anything
should have used a portrait lense, set on a shallow depth of field, shot from the hip, keep it with the macro , close shots, detail, NOT fulll body .
So many tings could have been done to make her not look like a tiny poon.

There is NO creative ideas in this video. theres only- 'wooooo we've been given 2 grand for a video! lets use an iPhone and rent and AirBnB to flex a house that makes no sense and makes u look tiny!'

Her hips are so wide it literally looks like she's wearing a drag queen fake butt stuffed under there.
And in what world would a male rapper be walking round in boxer briefs for the whole video??
I'm not even gonna lower myself to talking about the 'music' theory on display here.
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At ca. 3:28 we see her walking from behind, and she really does that waddling walk of an old lady with back, hip and knee pain. Are her joints shot and/or her bones turning to dust from Lupron use even though she should be many decades away from such problems occurring naturally?
 
AfghanBlue said:
I posted this pooner music video to the Pooner Zoo,
but its such an L it would be wrong not to post it here, and risk potentially depriving a fren.

/she thank it a DUB :O/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=buCJlwc6JaAher feet cant touch the ground on the chair at the start.
even though she looks teeny tiny, fuckboi-ing down the hall, it still is touch and go as to wether or not she's about to get jammed in between the narrow walls, there by the sheer vastness of her hips.

dang ol....D o o d .
she shoulda got someone who wasnt (significantly) taller than her to follow her flexing round that Air BnB; she wouldn't have looked quite so miniscule. filming basics, breh.

someone in the comments says she passes really well <3
hugbox posse out here all night never 4get ya


this hasn't been shot by someone who knows how to ....anything
should have used a portrait lense, set on a shallow depth of field, shot from the hip, keep it with the macro , close shots, detail, NOT fulll body .
So many tings could have been done to make her not look like a tiny poon.

There is NO creative ideas in this video. theres only- 'wooooo we've been given 2 grand for a video! lets use an iPhone and rent and AirBnB to flex a house that makes no sense and makes u look tiny!'

Her hips are so wide it literally looks like she's wearing a drag queen fake butt stuffed under there.
And in what world would a male rapper be walking round in boxer briefs for the whole video??
I'm not even gonna lower myself to talking about the 'music' theory on display here.
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For me, the worst thing about this is the complete inability to pull of anything like fuckboi energy at all. There are women out here, mostly butch lesbians, who can totally pull off fuckboi energy but not this chick. Second worst thing is the close up on all her shitty tattoos. Third is the hips. Fourth is the oversized sweatshirt. Who thought that was a good idea.
 
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