📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Gaystapo]

Gay man LARP appeals to pooners because they know they can never be a real man, and being a "gay man" gives them excuses for their womanly behaviors. If someone calls out how much they act like a woman, their response is just "Well yasss of course kween, I'm a GAY man!".

 

[Yuck Fou]

Ooh, I can think of one:

Also, a little late, but while everyone was busy staring at the suffocated, tight pant dick profile, this thing was lurking in the corner-

Very unfortunate.
I'm saving this for a future pfp.

 

[Yuck Fou]

If someone calls out how much they act like a woman, their response is just "Well yasss of course kween, I'm a GAY man!".

Yeah, I can see that for a lot of shit.
But I don't think even gay men write in diaries.
Can any kiwifruits confirm/deny?

 

[SofondaCox]

Yeah, I can see that for a lot of shit.
But I don't think even gay men write in diaries.
Can any kiwifruits confirm/deny?

Ain't no nigga THAT gay,

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Also, a little late, but while everyone was busy staring at the suffocated, tight pant dick profile, this thing was lurking in the corner-
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Very unfortunate.
I'm saving this for a future pfp.

The picture with the man with the tight pants is photoshopped. The woman was actually escaping bees (edit: it was wasps). I saw the real picture over 10 years ago.

 

[Walnut Pound Cake]

Also, a little late, but while everyone was busy staring at the suffocated, tight pant dick profile, this thing was lurking in the corner-
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Very unfortunate.
I'm saving this for a future pfp.

The picture with the man with the tight pants is photoshopped. The woman was actually escaping bees. I saw the real picture over 10 years ago.

Spoiler: Off Topic

Yeah, this image comes from a widely circulated early 2010s tumblr post. Someone else was taking pictures of her when she noticed she was standing near a wasp nest.

Cringe but considering the norm these days, a more innocent time. Even though this is a dorky looking terribly dressed woman, she is still undoubtedly a real woman. A tranny would never get as many reblogs even on the wokest platform. A true L.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Troon embarking on new career seeks advice from from the more experienced.


Reddit -- Archive

I’m kind of new to camming and I just needed some advice/guidance and anyone willing to help in correct direction.

Comment and replies from OP.

My guidance is you don't do it, I regret doing it, someday you likely will too no amount of money is worth it.

Ehhh TBH I spent 12 years in the army. There honestly isn’t anything worst than that lowkey.​

And it’ll be awhile before I can start making decent money again for surgeries and medical expenses. I’m about to go college and start my life over again for a third time.​

I would suggest that you go to one of the various subs for topics like this such as r/CamGirlProblems

I would, but there are a way more cis women there. And they can be kind of iffy for asking for help like that.​

This next one has 11 downvotes.

This content doesn't belong in this sub.

But OP still replies. SW meaning software?

This isn’t horny posting, I’m asking a legitimate question and advice. And SW is real work.​

Will check again later.

 

[Pig Cups]

SW meaning software?

Sex work

 

[sojak]

My guidance is you don't do it, I regret doing it, someday you likely will too no amount of money is worth it.

A tranny strongly about trannies [trigger warning: truth]

This isn’t horny posting, I’m asking a legitimate question and advice. And SW is real work.

i swear they should be classified as retarded in ICD 11

 

[Sean Andalou]

Sex work

I guess he doesn't need those programmer socks. tee hee

 

[LazyLizard]

She really told them.
And apparently her diary, that was published post mortem, is considered some kind of scripture for "trans joy" because nothing screams manly manhood than writing in a fucking diary.

doesn't surprise me that trannies would worship trash like this, tricking people for sex and spreading STDs, surprised there was nothing about diddling kids but she probably wouldn't have put that in her diary.

 

[FBI-chan]

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A transwoman laments being misgendered despite having huge moobs and "curves for days". Their femininity is obvious! The misgendering must be on purpose! The cruelty is the point!
What does this embodiment of womanhood look like?

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(If his "womanhood" is so obvious that it would supposedly take effort to misgender them, then how would strangers know so easily that he's actually male?)

 

[Gaystapo]

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A transwoman laments being misgendered despite having huge moobs and "curves for days". Their femininity is obvious! The misgendering must be on purpose! The cruelty is the point!
What does this embodiment of womanhood look like?

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(If his "womanhood" is so obvious that it would supposedly take effort to misgender them, then how would strangers know so easily that he's actually male?)

Very feminine sideburns.


If I looked this ugly and mentally ill, then I just wouldn't post pictures of myself. Bold of him to say he's a "sexy MILF".

 

[Sean Andalou]

Will check again later.

Didn't get any advice so far on how to succeed in the cam girl business.
Also looks like the wannabee cam girl got voted down.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Very feminine sideburns.

The sideburns prove that he's looking for an argument. "Did they not see my breasts" is no longer a viable argument when he's got a contradictory secondary sex characteristic also on display, one he could have easily shaved.

If he thinks people really do secondary sex characteristic math (instead of reading a whole-ass man at a glance), he's being disingenuous.

 

[dontwantagoudatime24]

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Mutton chop looking ass

 

[Lasagna4Dead]

Ebonics can only claim chopped. Cisfoid/moid etc is incel shit and maxxing came from gaming (then incels). Cooked as in doing well at something is ebonics, but cooked as in being fucked or finished (like a turkey) goes way back so they don't get both uses.

I don't even think blacks can claim chopped because I'm almost positive it comes from British slang I just can't remember where.

 

[MuffMonkey]

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Can someone please explain to me why they always wear the most ugliest of shoes with any outfit? Especially the Hoka ones Jesus christ

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

Can someone please explain to me why they always wear the most ugliest of shoes with any outfit? Especially the Hoka ones Jesus christ

They are the only ones they can find in their size? Most of them have terrible fashion sense.

 

[harmacist]

Can someone please explain to me why they always wear the most ugliest of shoes with any outfit? Especially the Hoka ones Jesus christ

he's an overweight man pretending to be a woman with a belly shirt on that his stretchmarked gut is hanging out of, HRT moobs, baggy loose diaper fishnets (idk what these are actually called (i'm not nor do i pretend to be a woman), teenage girl bead bracelets on both arms up to his elbows, poorly dyed dried out hair, furry gloves, and ed kemper sideburns. he doesn't strike me as a person who has the ability to understand what looks good or not. i would argue that the shoes are the best thing here (hokas are very comfortable).