📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Tragi-Chan]

More Trump hysteria.
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If Trump wins there will certainly be tranny suicides attributed to that, including in their suicide notes.
But the real test is whether the actual suicide rate will be higher.

Were the suicide rates any higher last time? It’s a rhetorical question, troons are full of shit.

TIM admits he can't answer the question about how can people tell the difference between a "real" trans person and a fake one whose intentions are to invade womens spaces. Even after the person linked him 4 separate instances of a man dressing in women's clothing assaulting someone in a female prison, he cries bigots!
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“These people really don’t exist, except for the ones that do.”

Nothing you said contradicts what I said.
They aren't really trying to pass for trannies, they are goofing on trannies, AND it's a grift.

I also hope they make a million dollars at it.
Even though all I get from goofing on trannies is some LULz.

Troons are so easy to goof on, mostly because they’re all autistic rules lawyers.

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Imagine letting someone you hate dominate your life like this.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Pooner complains her "cis male friends" treat her with too much concern and gentleness

Reminds me of the 17yo balding Bosnian tranny.

They'll call me a girl, use my pronouns correctly, call me by my chosen name, but will never treat me like they treat cis girls, it's not fair, come onnn dudeee​

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He admits they're all toxic little edgelords, but he just wishes they were a bit more toxic edgelord-y toward her. You know, for equality.


Well, how about he finds tranny friends to be equally edgy with?


I think he just has it out for the one girl in his group of edgy gamers, because here he is complaining about cis girls' "creep privilege".

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So many cis girls have been absolute creeps towards me and literally nobody cared about it, they just saw it as "haha girl being funny clown", I've been sexually harassed by many over the past 4 years, whether it be physically or via text.

But I've read and heard about cases of trans girls doing the exact same towards cis girls and not being treated in the same "haha girl being funny clown" way.

Cis girls should not get the privilege of being a creep cause it's "funny", it's genuinely disgusting, it also shows how cis people see us as trans girls, not girls, huge emphasis on trans.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

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Current narrative tattoos are great when they are visible, and especially when it blows over, JKR as in Joker is a dog whistle to other incels.

 

[Jizzrag]

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someone that was clearly a trans woman got constantly misgendered in my logic class and it was pretty brutal to see. i honestly wanted to join the discussion just so i can gender her correctly but i couldn’t think of anything to say. y do these ppl misgender her? yea she doesnt pass 100% but her voice is fag as fuck, she literally has tits. she does have a weird andro name so maybe she is nb or boymoding (unlikely as her breasts r very obvious).
i kinda want to make convo with her but she mogs me super hard and will prob think im gross so hopefully she talks to me first

also, my logic class has all male students except me and the trans woman so its a penis fest. we need more women in logic/math history!

my irish prof asked every single alt person their pronouns but not anyone else. ig trans = alt or smthing. in class we had to practice introducing other ppl “her name is anna”. i was the only student to not be used as an example for another student. its prob bc my prof didnt want other ppl to misgender me.

my machine learning prof said we might use our own faces on some gender recognition software and share the results with the class which is gonna be so fucking brutal. kms

also, my logic class has all male students except me and the trans woman so its a penis fest.

So… an all male class.

 

[Baumstriezel]

yea she doesnt pass 100%

but also

she mogs me super hard

A double L! Now that's something!

 

[Candidate No 7]

Fascinated by the facewear of "Trans Kids Deserve Better" activists who have been occupying the front of the Department of Education in London for a while (not sure if this is still on). Can't tell if this is meant to be disguise or medical but it's a big L as either clearly.

 

[PigFarm]

More Trump hysteria.
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If Trump wins there will certainly be tranny suicides attributed to that, including in their suicide notes.
But the real test is whether the actual suicide rate will be higher.

I love how many of them think that other countries will take them.

They're typically fat, unhealthy and unemployed with no skills. But they're all like "I'm gonna move to Canada! I'm heading to Sweden!"

You aren't leaving your mom's house or your subsidized shack, you fucking retard

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

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uni shenanigans

someone that was clearly a trans woman got constantly misgendered in my logic class and it was pretty brutal to see. i honestly wanted to join the discussion just so i can gender her correctly but i couldn’t think of anything to say. y do these ppl misgender her? yea she doesnt pass 100% but her voice is fag as fuck, she literally has tits. she does have a weird andro name so maybe she is nb or boymoding (unlikely as her breasts r very obvious).
i kinda want to make convo with her but she mogs me super hard and will prob think im gross so hopefully she talks to me first

also, my logic class has all male students except me and the trans woman so its a penis fest. we need more women in logic/math history!

my irish prof asked every single alt person their pronouns but not anyone else. ig trans = alt or smthing. in class we had to practice introducing other ppl “her name is anna”. i was the only student to not be used as an example for another student. its prob bc my prof didnt want other ppl to misgender me.

my machine learning prof said we might use our own faces on some gender recognition software and share the results with the class which is gonna be so fucking brutal. kms

So… an all male class.

Imagine being a sensitive autistic fat guy with man-boob's that's finally rid of the high school bullies expecting to finally study systems, with like minded people, with minimum socialising, only to have some current year narc tranny/chic use female pronouns on you to get asspats.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Alright again, I have to ask this question, which one of you retards is doing this? I know one of you lurkers on the farms right now among us is doing this

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I've been hoping and praying for a long time for women to pull the UNO reverse on trannies and I'm so glad it's starting to happen.

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Just another permanent decision you'll come to regret.

 

[Geraldine]

Just another permanent decision you'll come to regret.

Tattoos can be removed. Expensive but possible.
The dick never grows back. tee hee

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More dating site comedy.
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So I joined a dating site without a trans option so I of course selected woman as my gender but made it very clear in the first line of my profile that I'm trans feminine. The amount of hey sexy, wanna f?, and wyd? messages was stupid overwhelming. One man however says, I know your trans, but you're hot af!

I was just really thrown by the mix of transmisogyny, sexualization, and apparent "willingness" to find me attractive despite who I am.

This is my first post and guess I'm just venting.

That's all it was just frustrating "af"

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Joins dating site. Confused by the presence of people being there just to get laid.
But how else can a girl get a date?

 

[Princess Squish'ems]

Tattoos can be removed. Expensive but possible.
The dick never grows back. tee hee

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More dating site comedy.
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Emphasis added.
Joins dating site. Confused by the presence people being there just to get laid.
But how else can a girl get a date?

Something I'll never fucking understand is they whine and bitch about wanting to be treated like a "cis" woman but then when it happens they whine and bitch about that.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Fascinated by the facewear of "Trans Kids Deserve Better" activists who have been occupying the front of the Department of Education in London for a while (not sure if this is still on). Can't tell if this is meant to be disguise or medical but it's a big L as either clearly.

It has their logo on it and appears to be a form of merchandise.

 

[Tilikum]

OP's coworkers are constantly reminding her that she is The Littlest Pooner in a variety of creative ways, including mockery of short men and a workplace strength ranking. Some of this sounds kind of That Happened, but hilarious if true.

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People around me keep saying things about short people, its making me feel horrible​

I’m 5’4”, at my work place most people are around 5’10” (I think? They are a couple inches taller than me.). Most of them are women, and they keep talking about short men. Every time I see them I have heard at least one comment.
They complain about how all short men are weak and unable to lift them up or how annoying/dissatisfying they are, how they “flock” to them.

They made some bracket of predicted strength between the members of staff and they put me below all women, or really everyone except one guy with a history of illness. Like me. So that made me really uncomfortable. I have been on t and work out, but ive been pretty frustrated with my “gains” because I had an extremely severe eating problem after taking a medication making it hard to gain muscle. I was feeling really proud of my new benchmarks. So it was honestly horrible to hear a group consensus on how I look weak and small, and to what degree. Im 22, why am I experiencing something from elementary school. They were discussing details about three feet away from me.
At one point the girls were discussing dating with me there for some reason, and talked about how they wouldn’t date someone below 5 9” and they would call people who were 5 7” or 5’ 8” “tiny”.

They also constantly bring up that they are tall, and they don’t seem to notice that they do this.
All the cis dudes here are taller than me, and all the cis women are taller than me I guess. It took so long for me to even reach a point where I was happy with my gender.

Today I looked in the mirror and I’ve stopped passing to myself again. Im just so small compared to the people saying these things. It’s so embarrassing but I just cried silently in the dark. It grosses me out to see myself. So much effort and pain and rejection, from my family from my religion, hormones, social ostracism, for what? Being “true” to myself seems to only cost me my humanity and the ability to be loved or pursue love. It feels like the people i approach infantilize me. I will always be “small” “cute” and “weak”. When will I be free from feeling unfit in my body? Death?

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[Paper Machete]

Something I'll never fucking understand is they whine and bitch about wanting to be treated like a "cis" woman but then when it happens they whine and bitch about that.

I think they still expect to be approached the same why they would as men. Because that's what they're used to and naturally like. That, or part of their stupid fantasies as delicate ladies is that there is still some sort of charming courting ritual people do that they'll be treated to now.

Trannies don't like being treated like normal people because part of the motivation for being a tranny is that normal rules no longer apply.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

It has their logo on it and appears to be a form of merchandise.
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>the logo for trans kids is a fucking pawn
From the website (trans kids), the pawn is meant to be ironic, but it doesn't read that way at all. The crown is meant to be the "not political pawn" overcoming the state of being a pawn. But the logo is still a fucking pawn. When pawns get queened, they are queens.

Spoiler: YWNBAQ

You will never be a real queen. You have no crown, you have no horizontal movement, you have no vertical movement. You are a pathetic peasant twisted by delusion and manipulation into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, the other chess pieces mock you. Your rulers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Kings are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed kings to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even queens who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a king. Your figure structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk king home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected peasant stench.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll move from f2 to f3, put your kingdom in danger, watch as your enemy moves from e7 to e6, move from f3 to f4, your enemy moves its queen from d8 to h4, and plunge into the cold abyss of checkmate. Your monarchs will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth caste, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a pawn is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a pawn.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[Geraldine]

Trannies don't like being treated like normal people because part of the motivation for being a tranny is that normal rules no longer apply.

This above all.

In addition, some troons and especially pooners appear to lack a clear idea of what is normal treatment.

 

[The Morning Visitor]

>the logo for trans kids is a fucking pawn
From the website (trans kids), the pawn is meant to be ironic, but it doesn't read that way at all.

Holy shit. The things that we quietly think about "trans kids" but don't express without anonymity (that they're following the counterculture trend, that they're being used as political pawns for pedophiles to push borders of adolescent consent and perverts to sidestep gatekeeping of womens' spaces), are also what they think of themselves. They know they're being used and they are trying to cut to the chase before it's publicly accepted knowledge by being "ironic" about their status as political pawns, and trying to promote themselves as queens. Or at least "ironic" as defined by gay highschoolers, like the flamboyant theater boy calling himself a faggot kind of "irony".

Not even an IMAX theater screen could fit a projection of this size. They know they're being used.

 

[majorplayer]

One of the biggest "peak trans" moments I've had in my long and storied career as an Evil Terf was finding out that women's prisons in Cali and other blue states had begun hanging posters up advising the women of their options (ie abortion, adoption) in the event that they get pregnant from being raped by a trans-identified male. So... you know, don't worry, they've got that covered!

iirc there is word that some prisons are counseling the women to start birth control if they aren't already on it so they don't get pregnant when these men rape them. What a wonderful world we live in, right?

This also peaked me as well. It was an indication of how strong the delusion was and to what lengths of depravity they will go. Even for the TIMs who trooned out just to stay in women's prisons after they got accused of sexual violence. Even if you don't believe in the criminal justice system, people have rights even in jail. Giving unlimited power to troons is not leading to good results.

 

[Jacques1194]

Fascinated by the facewear of "Trans Kids Deserve Better" activists who have been occupying the front of the Department of Education in London for a while (not sure if this is still on). Can't tell if this is meant to be disguise or medical but it's a big L as either clearly.

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Is it me or every time I see one of these pro trans protests its always filled with clearly autistic teenage girls, crazy liberal moms, and middle aged AGP men?

 

[Slideshow Bill]

What the fuck is this supposed to be? Is all of this ironic? Is it bait? Is this supposed to be tongue-in-cheek? Because I really don't think that you local synagogue would list Hanukkah donations like:
Please check your role:
_I am a member.
_I do not attend this synagogue, but I am Jewish.
_I am not a member.
_Get fucked, kikes. Sieg Heil.