Train Discussion

[Screw Danlon]

@Jimmy Durante's Ballsack made a good point that we don’t have nearly enough train threads for the number of autists on the forum per capita.

so, let’s talk trains, fuckers!

I’ll start.
Steam locomotives are cooler than diesel.

The old Burlington Northern green locomotives are pretty nice.

A friend of mine recently tried to argue with me that locomotives have sand boxes for ballast, not for traction. That convinced me he was dumb.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

inb4 autism ratings for everyone in this thread

I liked trains when I was a kid. I like to play Mini Metro sometimes when I'm bored.

 

[Witthel]

Hey {o}P II's sock.

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

Good thread OP.

My favorite part of trains is when I'm the first in line. Anything after that makes you a cuck.

 

[Maurice Caine]

only OGs remember

 

[Smug Chuckler]

 

[Fascist Frederick]

My knowledge of train related subjects stems purely from Transport Tycoon. I think trains are pretty neat.

 

[le fishe]

aren't trains just a form of transport that is stuck to rails that move shit around said track? doesn't sound too interesting to me

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I want to take a train to Times Square. One of those fancy ones that offer dinner and personal rooms or whatever they're called.

I've wanted to do this for years.

 

[BingBong]

I ran a train on OP's mother, does that count?

 

[Screw Danlon]

I ran a train on OP's mother, does that count?

God damn, you necrophiliacs are everywhere.

 

[BingBong]

God damn, you necrophiliacs are everywhere.

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I want to take a train to Times Square.

lol might wanna put that on hold till things calm down in NYC

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

lol might wanna put that on hold till things calm down in NYC

Lol, my first thought was now might be a good time because tickets would be cheaper, but you're right.

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

I feel like talking about trains on the kiwi farms is just going to tear open an autism black hole that will consume whichever eastern-european shithole null's in.

 

[GHTD]

At least Mussolini made the trains run on time.

 

[Krystal]

Do cable cars count? If not then, oh well.

Trains are still neat though. Sometimes pass by old tracks on trips with cars still on them. Unfortunately, their really old and some I think have graffiti on them. Also restaurant I went to was converted from an old train car. It's gone now.

 

[Red Hood]

I like it when my mom makes choo choo sounds before putting the spoon in my mouth

 

[Curt Sibling]

Only spastics like trains.
That covers everything, I think.

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

But tell me, did you sail across the sun?