Too fat for jail

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Its an old video but its still funny to me
TL;DR of the story is he was caught dealing prescription drugs. Slapped with a felony. Judge didnt think he could run away very far (550lb man normally cant) so allowed him to stay out of jail per-se with house arrest. Later wants to travel back to ohio as if he is a free man and had rights. Gets told no because hes technically supposed to be in jail.

I guess if you can be beautiful at any size you can also commit crime at any size.
 
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being encased in hundreds of pounds of blubber seems like a kind of prison all on its own..
 
Question, what if they sent him to jail, he dies of the certain heart failure, and prisoners hide in his huge corpse to escape? How many could fit?
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It's too bad they don't have a space for him, because he'd slim up real quick.
 
Mrs Paul said:
It's too bad they don't have a space for him, because he'd slim up real quick.
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I read that prison food is all carbs and starch, so prisoners get really fat if they don't stick to a rigorous workout regimen in there. Apparently Jared Fogle, of Subway and pedo infamy, has gained back all his weight in just a few short years in prison.
 
millais said:
I read that prison food is all carbs and starch, so prisoners get really fat if they don't stick to a rigorous workout regimen in there. Apparently Jared Fogle, of Subway and pedo infamy, has gained back all his weight in just a few short years in prison.
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Yes, it's cheaper to feed them that stuff and it keeps them lethargic and easier to manage.
 
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