Tonight We Riot - Basically "Trotsky Simulator"

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It's like pikmin except there's no captain olimar, honestly if you wanted to make a pro commy game that's how you would do it, show the power of a hoard and how it can all start with one person. Now if they allowed you to throat punch george soros, bezos, gates, etc. they could of appealed to the gamers. But no they only hate the millionares their told to hate and have made a game for no one.

Reading the blurb for the game has made me realize any game that advertises having a dog as one of it's features is always a piece of shit. It just screams desperation why not just put "lol we gots puppers that are good boys and bite allz teh bad badz" it's the same level of desperation you're just appealing to the people who would buy a game because dog.
 
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This is a fucking commie game, commies dont give a damn about anyone's feelings, they pretend to.

This shit doesnt even look like a Riot and is way too entrenched in some fantasy crap.



I wish there was a game that properly does riots, there was this one game called Riot civil Unrest where youd play as both the cops and Rioters but they dropped the ball and their game was mediocre.

I really want to play a video game that captures the chaos and violence of a riot. And It would be great to play from both Rioter and Cop perspectives.
 
I'm not saying someone should make a parody of this game called "Tonight We Protect" where you play as a riot cop fighting violent, murderous rioters to save the city, and then release the game to Steam, but it would be funny.
 
I'd maybe give it a try if it wasn't shitty indie pixel art and was free.
I don't know how I'm supposed to achieve billionaire punching euphoria by looking at a couple of red pixels.
 
Oh if only I had the time and patience to alter the sprites & texts so you're in communist Romania and you get to defeat Socialist Nicolae Ceausescu.

Alas a game can't replicate the joy of defeating actual tyrants.
 
Vecr said:
Well, if it's like Hatred and not technically very good, it's probably not going anywhere.
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I dunno, I didn't mind Hatred, but it was essentially a game from the 90's wrapped up in a new render engine, with a bit more Postal style edgyness on the side. (It was basically 3D topdown postal 1). I paid all of a dollar (or less) for it though in one of those bundle things about 6 months after it came out and it was worth a dollar at least. Wasn't great, wasn't worth playing twice either.
 
Didn't Mother Russia Bleeds already do this except way better, with a superior soundtrack and gore?
 
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Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD said:
I dunno, I didn't mind Hatred, but it was essentially a game from the 90's wrapped up in a new render engine, with a bit more Postal style edgyness on the side. (It was basically 3D topdown postal 1). I paid all of a dollar (or less) for it though in one of those bundle things about 6 months after it came out and it was worth a dollar at least. Wasn't great, wasn't worth playing twice either.
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Hatred let you dynamically ram through walls like a cross between Rainbow Six Siege and GTA Chinatown Wars.

What does Tonight we Riot have?
 
Jack Awful said:
Hatred let you dynamically ram through walls like a cross between Rainbow Six Siege and GTA Chinatown Wars.

What does Tonight we Riot have?
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Dunno because I've only seen a video of it and it doesn't appeal to me. My only point was I enjoyed Hatred, it was a full on "edgy" game, but it was fun, just like Postal, but it didn't have much replay value.
 
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