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Went to the Spyderco factory outlet in Golden, Colorado, where they not only replaced my knife's broken pocket clip for free, they sharpened it for free too.
 
Got a root canal and it no longer feels like Randy Johnson has been repeatedly throwing fastballs at the left side of my head.
 
Today, I found a $20 bill near a bus stop with nobody around it. I took it to a nearby store where they told me it was a very high quality counterfeit, though. So, today I found funny money.
 
Today we went to donate what was left of our old rabbits hay and food that we had to a local shelter, and came back with two rats. Because I'm a big ass bleeding heart sucker.
 
Today I cut a giant gash in my finger with a fancy new Japanese knife that came in the mail.
 
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Today I opened a bag of round tortilla chips and the first one I pulled out was really overcooked and had at least double the amount of salt as a regular chip. It was fucking delicious and they need to make these for real and sell them.
 
I collided with a bee while skateboarding. It flew straight into my face and bounced off in the other direction.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
I made a sandwich with peanut butter, grey poupon, turkey breast and a cheese that I like. Now I understand the conflicting emotions and struggle of gay and bi people after their first gay experience, do I like it or not? It was kind of disgusting but maybe I should give it another shot... There's an attraction...
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My mother and grandfather would like to tell you the joys of peanut butter, mustard, and bologna sandwiches... You freak.
 
I ran over my first animal today. A squirrel. The squirrel runs out to the middle of the road, and in true exceptional squirrel fashion, runs back from whence it came instead of just going across; it met my tire.

Am currently studying for a college algebra test tomorrow. I have to make at least a 70 to pass the course.

EDIT: Update, I made an 88.
 
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I got my 3d printer working again. Crap solder from the factory was causing shorts and killing the microcontroller, had to replace it twice before figuring out what was causing it. Currently just printing parts to stabilize the axes so the prints don't come out looking like a parkinsons patient made them.
 
Today our second rat, that has been very shy, came out of the cage on her own for play time. I'm happy, she's been getting progressively more social with us every day.
 
Nekromantik said:
Today our second rat, that has been very shy, came out of the cage on her own for play time. I'm happy, she's been getting progressively more social with us every day.
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:feels: Always good to hear about rats in good homes. Give those fuzzy babies a treat for me.

Today I finished a work-related chemistry course and took myself off to the pub for a few drinks to obliterate all my new knowledge.
I also taught a colleague to moonwalk.
 
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