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glass_houses said:
You need to get that fucker removed. At best it'll knock the rest of your teeth out of alignment, at worst it'll rot your jawbone and spread infection everywhere. Because of the pus discharge, I had stomach problems on top of everything else before I had all four of my wisdom teeth chiselled out. They had to knock me unconscious so they could dislocate my jaw and hack out bits of bone to reach the bottom two growing sideways.
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I have to wait until I can afford to buy private insurance. I'm broke until Tuesday unfortunately. Any Americans who think the NHS is the solution to all their problems is an ignorant cunt. The NHS refuses to pay dentists as much for taking the bastards out as private insurers will pay them, and the NHS directed them to start rationing dental treatments. I'm now physically unwell with four giant lymph nodes and had to scoop calcified food out from under my gum flap tonight. Fantastic. I'm feeling very sorry for myself.
 
I finally got round to booking the flight for my trip to Japan, and buying my insurance. I then went and bought £750 worth of Yen, with more to be bought later.
This is pretty fucking huge, and I still can't quite believe I'm actually doing this...
 
Today I made a Christmas purchase for a friend of mine who's going through a very rough patch. She's an absolute sweetheart who deserves none of the shitty hand she was just dealt.
 
Helped my friend set up a budget, open an IRA and a high-yield savings account, and convinced her to move her checking account away from the steaming heap of dog shit that is Wells Fargo.

I should be a financial advisor on the side. *yawn*
 
At about 2 in the morning I woke up with a sudden flash of memory of a book I read about 15 years ago that was so weird I thought I was just dreaming that I read a book like that, or perhaps it was one of several childhood memories that I'm pretty sure were just vivid hallucinations. But the more I thought the more I realized that I did in fact read a book called "The Day My Butt Went Psycho". Basically in this book, everyone's ass is sentient and can detach itself from your body, running around on their little ass-legs and performing various nefarious deeds. It's such a problem that there are specially trained Butthunters who chase down and subdue rouge asses. The protagonist's own ass has betrayed him and is leading this mass ass-insurrection and a plan involving some kind of shit volcano. Also once your ass abandons you, you can't poop. So all these famous Butthunters who have forsaken their natural asses, now wear a prosthetic self-wiping ass so they can still poop becasue this book is fucking weird.

So when I finally decided to use Google to make sure that I'm not going insane, I discovered that some Canadian people thought that this book was good enough to be make into a cartoon.
Oh boy.
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To be fair this looks a lot less horrifying than what I invisioned while reading the books, but this Butch Hartman-esque assman is pretty horrifying.
 
Today, I have been to the hospital to determine the source of my vertigo. Hooray for vestibular migraines, and double hooray for being told I have to give up caffeine.

Fuck everything.
 
I suffered a seizure a few days ago upon returning from a cruise (I was still at the dock, scarily enough), so I ended up taking another epilepsy test today.
 
I got my dog back from the animal hospital. Despite being a KF hard case, I will admit to being emotional as all fuck when I saw him getting walked out of the hospital. Poor fucker's had a rough time of it, and I'm so glad he's home now.
 
Today, I have successfully managed to copy all of our important work stuff onto a new Windows 10 PC.
 
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