Today I have... Thread.

  • ⚙️ Performance issue identified and being addressed.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Today I spent good 5h choosing which plane ticket I should pick to visit my bf. Being skimpy is a disease.
 
Today I... Rearranged a shed, sorted through new and old clothes for the crotch-fruit, threw pork loin in the crock pot, and talked to mom. Not quite the normal Sunday, that's for sure.
 
Today, I have to consume the preparation for a colonoscopy tomorrow.

I am very scared to leave the bathroom.
 
Went for a beach run and saw a bunch of jellyfish washed up on the beach. Some of them were the size of trashcan lids, it was pretty crazy.
 
Locked my keys in the car, had to call AAA to get it unlocked, left a Pepsi can in my car in 100+ heat and returned to find I had discovered Pepsi Grenades. Coming soon to a brushfire war near you!
 
Witnessed two little kids play "Fortnite IRL" in the basment of a theatre

"Look I found a shotgun, I'm going back to my motorcycle"
Then the other kid piped up "oh look I found a motorcycle"

This was all imaginary btw
 
Lurkette said:
Witnessed two little kids play "Fortnite IRL" in the basment of a theatre

"Look I found a shotgun, I'm going back to my motorcycle"
Then the other kid piped up "oh look I found a motorcycle"

This was all imaginary btw
Click to expand...
That sounds cute actually.

EDIT: I learned I have bronchitis. Yay for summer ailments.
 
Last edited:
Today I had a nice Italian soda at the new cafe in town and met an "amusing" person. You see, I said hello to a man that I was walking past and he asked me what I was drinking. Almost immedately after I explained it to him, he asked if I was single and wanted to go out with me (because I seemed nice). Alarm bells went off in my head and after I told him that I wasn't looking at the moment, he listed his credentals, pointed to where he lived and asked if I wanted to come in. Just so I could see that he was a harmless guy and make some BBQ. Thankfully, I didn't give him my name and told him I had other things to do and left.
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
Today I had a nice Italian soda at the new cafe in town and met an "amusing" person. You see, I said hello to a man that I was walking past and he asked me what I was drinking. Almost immedately after I explained it to him, he asked if I was single and wanted to go out with me (because I seemed nice). Alarm bells went off in my head and after I told him that I wasn't looking at the moment, he listed his credentals, pointed to where he lived and asked if I wanted to come in. Just so I could see that he was a harmless guy and make some BBQ. Thankfully, I didn't give him my name and told him I had other things to do and left.
Click to expand...
You know where he lives? Someone go check his backyard for holes and bottles of lotion.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom