Today I have... Thread.

[Plague Spectrum]

Went to a nice restaurant for lunch and spent time with extended family

 

[TheClorax]

Today, I have the sudden urge to Sam Hyde my local Pawn Shop.

 

[jewelry investor]

I 360 noscoped/pwned my project 2 weeks before the due date.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

Today I had Jonnie walker and cooked steak for the first time in about 5 years. Not bad.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

Today I learned about the drama that is my clinical unit. Apparently Paul is a sex addict.

You should probably have sex with Paul. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Witlich]

Pulled a back muscle. It hurts to move, of course.

 

[Yop Yop]

Today I have enjoyed a tamarind icy while watching a folk dance festival in the downtown and a later a few strawberry daiquiris on a terraced cafe.

 

[kidsquid]

Today I went to the cinema with my brother and we watched Ready Player One in Imax. I've heard shit about the book but the movie was pretty cool.

 

[aqua sama]

I bought a goldfish!

 

[Lez]

.... realised that the person in my icon is making the same expression as that in Cowlick's/TJ's.

 

[Plague Spectrum]

Today I have gotten up early, went to buy milk, saw some sea monkeys on clearance for $2 I bought them as a result watching a short documentary @Valiant sent in the chat like a week ago and I can’t wait to watch them die in like 2 days. Wish me luck.

 

[MG 620]

Today I once again did not win the lottery.

 

[SadClownMan]

I tried watching read player one...I want a refund

 

[Hiragana]

Most noteworthy thing today was posting in this thread.

I feel very accomplished having done so.

 

[Nekromantik]

Today I had an elk burger for the first time. Now I can add elk to the growing list of animals I've eaten. And I bought new pants.

 

[MG 620]

Today I ate my first ever vegan burger. I was not all that, but not too bad.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Today I sheltered from a tornado wearing an old Swiss Army helmet and wrapped in a Harbor Freight moving blanket.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Played poker. Pretty back and forth, came second place with pocket kings with trip fours on the river; and lost to quads.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Today I get to add the job title “ClueMaster” to my resume.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Today I've seen people gather to put an ambulance that was laying on its side after a car crash back on wheels. It looked kind of inspirational (and Easter-y - Orthodox Easter was today), though later I got real mad at guy who was trying to make a video of an injured person being pulled out of the ambulance (he was big and could've helped, but he was poking his goddamn phone at the person's face instead).