Today I have... Thread.

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Today I remembered this thread existed, and tried mac n cheese for the first time. Fucking inedible. Had to spruce it up with chopped meat, actual cheese and ketchup.

 

[Hellwalker]

Today my headphones broke

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Dropped off stuff at Savers and got groceries.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Got scammed out of my money at a store and had to pay like $15 for somethinf I DIDNT EVEN BUY.

 

[supremeautismo]

Watched a whole season of Mad Men. It rules, and any guy who’s afraid of showing his girl it is a pussy.

 

[glass_houses]

Today, for the first time in my life, I had a front row seat to watch (and hear, and clean up after) someone have a bad reaction to general anaesthetic.

I do not care to repeat the experience.

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

Was gifted a poem by an artist who falsely assumes I have something to do with her vernissage not ending up a complete disaster. I really don't, though. I simply showed her the rooms she was renting for her exhibition and allowed her to use the office printer for some promotional material.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

my dad called me awful. again.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Took a nap with my cats.

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

Today I got a haircut. It's been three hairy months.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Spent an hour learning how to read Arabic writings. I got really confused at first but I found a way.

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

Today I got my genitals stuck in a vacuum clea

I sat outside under the sun with a beer and watched the clouds. The "sky scape" can be so beautiful and serene.

 

[hothead]

Aids

 

[glass_houses]

Today it was blistering hot and I napped all day in front of the air con. The building is still an oven and it's going to take some time to shed all of the heat it's absorbed. I wish that my suburb wasn't afflicted by the twin plagues of yobos and mosquitoes, so I could kip in the backyard.

 

[Canuck Breaker]

Today I threatened to sic my dog on a roofing salesman who wouldn't take no for an answer

 

[Picklechu]

I got to pet a neighbor's extremely floofy dog when I went to get the mail.

Trying to avoid freezing to death. I am so fucking tired of snow. At least I don't have to shovel it.

 

[Core Theorist]

I pooped today!

I also brushed my teeth.

Then I had some yogurt and an orange. I love yogurt!

now I'm drinking a pepsi and thugging shit out in Windhelm in skyrim.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Today, I have grinded 500 Tarkatans into pepperoni, cured with the Jinsei and consulting with the Elder Gods.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I had my passport photo taken today. Very cool!

 

[glass_houses]

Today I discovered that the pantry moths... are back.