To Catch A Predator Parallel Universe Hypothetical

[Bargain Bin Laden]

What would you do if you went home after a long day at work but while you were driving you shifted into a parallel universe where you were no longer the owner of your home and instead the residence was set up for a predator sting operation and when you walk through the door Chris Hansen asks you to take a seat?

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

i would lament the fact i browsed the sharty and have lots of soyjaks saved

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Simple, rape Chris Hansen

 

[Catler]

"That cat boy was of legal age Chris! I even checked his ID!"

 

[2LtMashengo]

Simple, rape Chris Hansen

I'm a warrior, Chris!

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I grab the nearest metal thing I can get my hands on and bash my way out.

 

[Scout Trooper]

the residence was set up for a predator sting operation and when you walk through the door Chris Hansen asks you to take a seat?

Are we talking the original run of TCAP (2005-2007 IIRC)?

If so, I would use the "I'm just on my way to the beach" defense employed by @genericwhitemale/Michael Wilusz.

https://to-catch-a-predator.fandom.com/wiki/Michael_Wilusz

Wilusz eventually had his charges dropped (but in fairness, it wasn't due to his brilliant legal strategy of claiming ignorance; however he did refuse to plead guilty. Perverted Justice refused to surrender the decoys' hard drives which sank the prosecution's case).

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Simple, rape Chris Hansen

"Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way. The choice is yours."

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

He broke into my house. So if I shoot him it's legal self-defense from there lol

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

This is your most horrifying scenario yet, congratulations, I guess I'd finally be grateful how little trouble predators seem to get into and then change my identity in another country.

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

I'd rape the female decoys.