Tips for writing men?

[AMHOLIO]

I never been one and the literal hot dog I stapled to my crotch has fallen off again. Genuine writing & thinking tips appreciated as much as the rest.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Is that the answer or am I not in tunned with amsticks and amholes enough?

the masculine urge to make big hole & smash idiot Grug with big stick

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Start with the letter m, Stupid.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

There are always two rules to writing dudes:
1. Men are always hard throbbing cocks
2. Guns
Refer to this guide for getting into a man's head

 

[Jimmy Pop]

other ways to call men:
“HELLO ARE THERE ANY MEN IN THIS ROOM PLEASE SHOW YOURSELF”
“Hello fellow menfolks”
“I am a man, where are the other men like me haha”
“There’s a cool stick over here next to this big hole in the ground”
“I found something gross in the woods”

Alternatively, you could fart as loud and hard as possible and a small squad of men should come running.

Hope this helps!

 

[AMHOLIO]

other ways to call men:
“HELLO ARE THERE ANY MEN IN THIS ROOM PLEASE SHOW YOURSELF”
“Hello fellow menfolks”
“I am a man, where are the other men like me haha”
“There’s a cool stick over here next to this big hole in the ground”
“I found something gross in the woods”

Alternatively, you could fart as loud and hard as possible and a small squad of men should come running.

Hope this helps!

this was ghost written by an FtM dood

 

[AMHOLIO]

the masculine urge to make big hole & smash idiot Grug with big stick

Men are great and this is one of the reasons
I don't take criticism

 

[DankSmoker]

the masculine urge to make big hole & smash idiot Grug with big stick

Don't let the female know about our instinctive desire to line property with punji pits and moats.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

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If you can answer the riddle of stick, you'll be ready to write men.

Hunting tool.
Kill Mammoth with stick, eat for week.

 

[Yamamura]

You write them like you're writing the plot of a Max Payne game.

 

[Moths]

I mean we got sticks and holes and yeah its a cool time to have a good stick and make a hole deep enough to take cover in.

But what about when you find a nice tree to climb that you can chill in. You know the ones that are bent so it holds you like a hammock

 

[DankSmoker]

I mean we got sticks and holes and yeah its a cool time to have a good stick and make a hole deep enough to take cover in.

But what about when you find a nice tree to climb that you can chill in. You know the ones that are bent so it holds you like a hammock

How about a nice feeling rock that you can carry in your pocket?

 

[AMHOLIO]

How about a nice feeling rock that you can carry in your pocket?

This turned into a natural objects appreciation thread and I cannot complain. Men smart.

 

[DankSmoker]

This turned into a natural objects appreciation thread and I cannot complain. Men smart.

You know what's really neat? Driftwood. I got a piece that even has a rocks embedded in it, that's two for one! wow

 

[Moths]

Smoove rock, nice stick, big hole, nice tree

Men are genetically ready for return to monke

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

You don't need to write fictional characters like humans, you know. Give them all blue-and-orange morality and watch the embers of the flame war engulf the comments section.

 

[DankSmoker]

Seeing as how this thread has been solved, let's pull up our arboreal chairs and talk about tree shaping and grafting.