tips for self defense against pitbulls?

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malleusmaleficarum

malleusmaleficarum

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they say that pitbulls are near impossible to pry off once they get a bite. so what am i supposed to in a self defense situation in which, let's say, a nigger sends his shitbull to attack me? do i have to break it's jaw? or would disemboweling it and tearing it's heart out work? self defense experts please respond
 
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I've dealt with pitbulls before, if it's attacking grab it by the front legs and slam it on its back and then proceed to restrain and strike that motherfucker.
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malleusmaleficarum said:
that was just a hypothetical scenario, in reality i am armed to the gills
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That's fair. You never know when you'll be captured by hostile negroids, disarmed of everything except a plastic butter knife from your last meal, and detained in a BBC rape dungeon with your only route to escape being guarded by a toddler eater.
 
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Pepper spray.

If you go to sports and outdoors stores, you may notice there is both a "pepper spray" and a "pepper gel". Get the spray. The pepper gel is only if you are sure about your aim, are worried about backspray (getting it on yourself), good for human assailants. The spray is cone in front of you which is better for animals which move around a lot.

Forget only pitbulls, really. Any dog can be dangerous. Do not consider all dogs, even those "trained", to not charge and attack you. They are animals that are triggered by microevents our human brains cannot perceive. Do not take the risk of relaxing near an outsider's dog and not know how to defend yourself and your loved ones. Remember that even veterans in dog training, behavior, and psychology have to fight off dogs. We are simply human.
 
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If you don't have any weapons, remember that most dogs have pretty weak legs. Easily injured or broken with a kick go the side, especially the forelegs.
It will be really hard to kill the dog unarmed because you don't have easy access to any vital organ and their skull is incredibly hard, so injure/scare him by focusing on the legs and get away.
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Bash its face in caveman style. Just be sure to guard your crotch. Maybe sacrifice an arm to ensure it stays the fuck away from it, then dig its eyes out and break its nose.
 
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Shidoen said:
I've dealt with pitbulls before, if it's attacking grab it by the front legs and slam it on its back and then proceed to restrain and strike that motherfucker.
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If you've actually dealt with any dog before, you would know they can turn their heads up at a 90 degree angle and just bite your face if you do that.
 
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