💰 Grifter Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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JamesWebbSlinger said:
He continues pushing how "the machine" chooses whom to prosecute, but it moves into a more interesting realm, for a brief moment. Tim says his show only exists because YouTube permits it. & without realising what it implies, he says the company is promoting Candace Owens onto the front page for malicious reasons. As if YouTube may not have kept Tim around & done the same with his own shows, for similar nefaious ends:
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He is so stupid/crazy, its very easy to believe they are playing him like a violin.

OTOH, crazy like a fox?
How much is he getting paid and for what exactly?

If Netanyahoo specifically asks to meet you, its a good guess he finds you a pleasing internet presence and approves of what you're saying.
 
Saw a tweet saying Tim pool looked like the end result of a pooner and I laughed so hard.
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dim unironically uses family guy as an example for his political statements
 
This was a packed week for IRL, including an episode with Jeremy "The Quartering" Hambly. Here are some clips taken from the 28 September to 2 October streams.



On 28 September, Tim had U.S. Pardon Attorney Ed Martin, as the guest.
Phil, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim argues that because some voters no longer pay attention to gas prices, but only to Israel, the Republicans are ignoring kitchen table issues as a tactic. The beanie boy admits that his videos now focus on "niche projects, interests" & culture war issues because kitchen table economy-centric content does poorly in the metrics:


-Tate discusses the ad from Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders (R-AR), depicting a welfare abuser as a White male gamer, instead of a statistically more likely offender. This grants Tim a chance to ascend the soapbox, play tough guy, & lecture conservatives about how weak they are. He says the refusal to fight back, & properly identify negro women as welfare queens means he is not going to stand up to protect them. This includes a woman whom has been forced to hide her positions, or risk her education & career being damaged. Tim just exclaims "DON'T GO TO THAT SCHOOL!", & how much more resilient he is compared to her:


It goes on, with Tim continuing to puff out his chest, saying he is unwilling to hide his views for approval. Which is funny for a man that fled three states (New York to New Jersey to Maryland to West Virginia) when the goings became tough, & stringently policed his show to remain on YouTube. This includes throwing tantrums if people force him to take the show down, over saying naughty things:


-Tim does one of my least favourite content creator gimmicks, the "I didn't want to talk about this, but I GUESS I have to". In this case, the beanie boy says his serious news show is bringing up salacious Candace Owens news because everyone is talking about it. I find it rich seeing Tim "everything must have my name, or Cast, on it" Pool criticising someone else for bad branding:


-Tim questions the value of doing this sort of content versus streaming himself opening trading card booster packs. We find out that the beanie boy has a Magic card worth around $3000 behind him, which puts into perspective all his complaints about having to scrape up funds for security. Then we are subjected to a full New York Times video about former trad wives, so he can pontificate about how so many social media personalities grift, via lying:



On 29 September, Tim had Ben Dykes, a U.S. Navy veteran & political commentator, as the guest.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

The final section of the show demonstrates when a pigheaded force meets a barmy object. Ian proposes that if someone knowingly abuses a new feature on YouTube, that should be considered as violating terms of service. Tim pivots this to a debate on whether the government should penalise people that lie, online. Naturally Candace Owens is the beanie boy's example of someone intentionally lying, ignoring that Ian's is a person openly stating their intent to incite criminal acts/"chaos". Because of all the drug-induced holes in his brain, Our Graphene Guy simultaneous is confused by, & frustrates, Tim's attempts to get one over on him.

Clip Collection:
-After screaming about how graphic design was a dead industry, thanks to AI, Tim admits that OpenAI has been "nerfed" & is incapable of generating images for his thumbnails. The same goes for his video game progress, despite hawking its excellence for weeks on end. But the beanie boy thinks it is because the AI companies are running out of funds, & curtailing capabilities to save money:


-But IRL swings back to dooming & glooming, as Tim pushing how "IT. IS. OVER. (his emphasis)" thanks to SeaDance being ready to de-throne Hollywood, & YouTube offering the ability to upload three different videos to the same web address. Also, the beanie boy's knowledge is so shallow that he does not recall the title of Dr. Strangelove, or the correct name for a bit in The Simpsons:


When Ian mentions that minor edits could be accepted, but totally different video content should be reportable, Tim flatly says that would be impossible. Without anything but the contents of his rear fundament to back this up, the beanie boy goes on a whinge-fest about how this shall further bifurcate society, with no way to address it:



On 30 September, Tim had Micah Beckwith (R), lieutenant governor of Indiana, as the guest.
Phil, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

Micah does a reasonable job getting in his time to talk, despite Tim's best efforts. Thankfully, a moth-shaped miracle appears which distracts the beanie boy for a bit.

Clip Collection:
-Tim flails about trying to swat a moth, only succeeding in obstructing Tate's camera:


-Tim continues to fail to take down a moth, though claims it was some other form of insect after giving up:


This was not the first appearance Jeremy has made on IRL. He was booked for 25 March 2021, & the following day. However, on the second night, Jeremy decided to appear on former co-host Adam Crigler's stream, which aired right before IRL. The Quartering was imbibing whiskey with Adam whilst they talked, so he was not exactly sober. As Jeremy departed for Tim's studio, Adam cheekily wished him a good time & The Quartering replied "You know I won't~!":


Unfortunately, Tim is a real stickler for scheduling. When Jeremy failed to appear with sufficient time for pre-production, Tim cancelled the entire episode. Jeremy departed the compound, so he did not even return to Adam's stream, either:
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Jeremy did a stream from his hotel room, & bragged about taking super-chat money away from Tim. Credit to @SPERGSTROM for recording it, as The Quartering took it down soon after:

The following day, The Quartering claimed there was no bad blood between himself & the beanie boy:
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(archive)

On the next Monday, Tim addressed the cancellation by implicitly blaming Adam for "miscommunication" on how much time was needed to brief the guests on the news of the day. This was around the time the two were on the rocks, & about to part ways:


But onto the current episode.


On 1 October, Tim had Jeremy "The Quartering" Hambly, as the guest.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

There was no mention made of the drama surrounding Jeremy, same as during the episode with Chrissy Mayr. Likewise the mods were policing the chat for anyone spamming orange emotes, this episode as well.

-Ian goes full Jordan Peterson, noting how makeup simulates ovulation & questions if women should be "allowed" to wear it in the workplace. The panel jokes about Our Graphene Guy embracing Muslim morality standards, & Jeremy calls him "Ian 'Jihad' Carroll", mixing up his name with that of the Candace Owens associate:


-Ian says he detests gold-diggers, but Tim implicitly says all women are ones, because they are evolutionarily pressured to seek out the most successful mate. Phil concurs. After this, Jeremy starts teasing Our Graphene Guy for his choice of dress, & the rest pile on. Tim is nice enough to say Ian apparently receives a fair amount of female attention, because he refuses to conform to social norms. Amidst this, & afterwards, Jeremy makes effusive apologies for teasing Ian. Our Graphene Guy says the girls were worse in Los Angeles, because he could not differentiate between good women & gold-diggers. Ian discloses that Jeremy is pressuring him to sell a good bit of his crypto currency for cash, as well, so he has "liquid assets" to use for a business. I am uncertain financial advice from Jeremy is any good, though:


-Jeremy says his wife "doesn't really like any of (her hobbies)", because she is a woman. He goes on to say women only adopt hobbies from her boyfriend/husband:


-Ian is really in top form, tonight. He is bothered that a woman is showing her midriff, exposing "her womb" for all to see, thereby inviting sexual assault. Phil says this is close to the "she shouldn't have been wearing that dress" argument. Carter the Button Presser translates the Ian-ese, so Phil gets a better idea of what he means:


-Ian prefers machines, "because you can't rape robots" & "they don't talk back" like women do:


-Jeremy claims he has lost "46 pounds in eleven weeks" via a keto diet. Tim "erm, ackhtually"s The Quartering's diet as not technically keto. The beanie boy says he is doing a real keto diet, & it cured his sore joints. The goal for Jeremy is to continue this routine to lose "80 or 90 (pounds) by next year":


Though it seems nicotine pouches have substituted the sugar. Jeremy & Phil commiserate about how much they miss smoking fags. The Quartering claims he quit drinking, as well, once he started the diet:


-Amidst discussion of the oubliette, a Magic: The Gathering card of the same name comes up. This sets Ian, Jeremy, & Tim to talking about that game:



On 2 October, Tim had Thomas Corbett-Dillon, a British political commentator, as the guest.
Ian, & Phil were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim hawks the membership-paywalled Discord, recommending it to people as a way to politically fight back. This is even if you do not have spare time to participate:


-After Ian shares his experience with fraternities, Tim says he would never hire someone from a fraternity that did hazing. Then when pressed, the beanie boy makes it exclusively if the fraternity did over-the-top hazing, whilst claiming that was what he actually said. The beanie boy calls fraternity brothers "losers" that "get on (their) knees for another man". Ian compares hazing to boot camp, which Tim roundly rejects. Phil, having gone through Marine Corps basic training, explains what it was like. Ian, having no experience with either, takes in the information. Tim, having no experience with either, keeps repeating how right he is:


-Tim brings up how the Jane Doe of the Cornell University controversy has possibly been identified. Despite admitting he cannot confirm it, the beanie boy stills names her. By the end, he discloses it could even be an Asian woman, instead. Rather than simply not sharing the information until it is corroborated, Tim decides potentially identifying the wrong person is worth it for the segment:


-Ian fails to correctly pronounce chaste & celibate, whilst putting odd emphasis on "IN-cel:


-Tim continues to argue that regardless of their guilt, Andrew & Tristan Tate are only being prosecuted for becoming wealthy via crypto. He claims that with no one being pursued for "Epstein"-related crimes, it shows the double standard:


-Tim believes Nick Fuentes is calling for a Democrat sweep only for "ratings":
 
I'm a Silly said:
Someone in the room said the correct term, "a game of telephone." The link you provided explains that "Chinese whispers" is not a US term but from the UK, so that makes sense.
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Good work catching that for me. When the guest used Chinese whispers, I latched onto that...hahahah.


Thankfully, we were spared Tim's presence for the latter half of the week, as he was attending an event at the University of Chicago. Here are some clips taken from the IRL streams of 5 to 9 October.


On 5 October, Tim had Jason Fyk, a man whom became rich via Facebook pages; & perennial panelist Daniel Turner, as the guests.
Ian, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim is already using the death of a lab worker in Russia to claim that this may be an attempt to deploy biological weapons in the Russia-Ukraine War. He also managed to miss that this was a case of pneumonic plague, not the bubonic variety, during his 16 hour day of work:


-Whatever one may say about Ian, he does something rare for IRL, asking the guest questions about himself. This lets Jason describe how he made money on Facebook, issues with being demonitised, etc. Meanwhile, Tim sounds barely interested in this, when the guest asks him about something:


-Tim gets into a pedantic exchange with Our Graphene Guy over how many senses humans have. Rather than use the colloquial number Ian is, the beanie boy feels the need to add ones such as sense of motion, & electromagnetism via implants:



On 6 October, Tim had Josh Anderson, co-founder of Sound.Money, a website which allows you to buy gold & silver, as the guest.
Libby, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim shows off a novelty silver coin Josh made for the Branch Timidians, featuring a rooster upon a skateboard. The beanie boy plans to hawk some of these as merchandise, soon:


-Tim decides to unintentionally re-enact a Simpsons bit by asking whether it is time to begin a panicked response to an alleged second death from the Russian pneumonic plague. He also manages to cite an MIT bio-researcher whom, like the beanie boy, has been doom-singing for some time, as well. The cherry atop all this is Tim unironically citing the World Health Organisation, which he had some negative opinions of during the COVID-19 pandemic:


-Tim commits to the bit by repeating a Simpsons reference until people hear it:




On 7 October, Tim had Brandon Straka, founder of the Walk Away Movement & host of his own debate show, as the guest.
Joining as a co-hosts, after a long hiatus, was Mary "Sleepless" Morgan. She was alongside Ian, & Tate the producer.

Clip Collection:
-Tim fails to understand how to open the sliding top of a box of caffeine pouches:


-After bringing up dooming & glooming about the supposed plague spreading in Russia, Ian saves us by joking about the health benefits of consuming urine. The beanie boy discloses that a server at a restaurant could not believe Our Graphene Guy is almost 50 years old. Ian credits his youthful appearance to drinking plenty of water, avoiding sunlight, & not-so-hot showers:


After Brandon discloses his repeated tangles with COVID, Tim brings up a conspiracy that the reason ivermectin was suppressed was that it cures homosexuality. Continuing this, Ian mentions how he asked a pre-Muslim conversion Milo Yiannopoulos whether he was truly gay or merely "super super horny uncontrollably". We do learn more than one cares to know about Ian's attempts at human-machine relations, as well:


-Around the midpoint of the show, the rest of the panel was asking Brandon questions about his recent debates & what he drew from them. But because he was not the centre of attention for a bit, Tim decides to make the rest of the episode alternating bouts of browbeating or monologuing. First, he demeans Ian for not adhering to his specific definition of America First, because Our Graphene Guy argued that putting America first could also mean spending money on foreign ventures to enrich the United States:


Then Tim turns his ire upon Brandon, after the guest refuses to play into his hypothetical nonsense:


It ends with Tate facing his boss' ire. Mary manages to avoid a tongue-lashing, having been silent for a good chunk of the episode, & especially during Tim's tirades:


-Tim continues to be argumentative, refusing to accept anything but total agreement with his positions:



On 8 October, we were spared more of Tim's bloviating, with Tate the producer taking the reins. The guest was Chanel Rion, a host on One America News.
Chris the anarchist, Ian, & Libby, were the co-hosts.

It is a breath of fresh air, after the last episode. Everyone had time to talk without being drowned in fence-sitting pronouncements.



On 9 October, Tim remained absent, so Tate was still hosting. The guests were Devin Devito, research director of the 1792 Exchange, a group that looks into corporate biases; & Rebeka Zeljko, a correspondent for The Daily Caller, as the guests.

Ian was the sole co-host.

Again, it was another nice episode with the usual impediment removed.
 
[Baldie makes a weird generalization about females that is normally ascribed to niggers.]
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"No offense, girls!"

[But seriously, I never encounter people doing this shit]

JamesWebbSlinger said:
Tim shows off a novelty silver coin Josh made for the Branch Timidians, featuring a rooster upon a skateboard. The beanie boy plans to hawk some of these as merchandise, soon:
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Tony Hawk > Tim Cock
 
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