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Imagine naming your kid “Theory of Evolution” to get some atheist weirdo to go “YASSS KING!” on Reddit.

What’s going to be the kids pet name among friends? “Theory”?!

Oh wait, the other nogs will bully the living shit out of her. Nevermind that part.

At least she will give employers a good story and a good chuckle in between reading the name on the application and throwing it in the bin.
 
Jesus goddamn Christ. I never thought I'd be in a position where I'm defending the US military but here we are. Go ahead, try convincing Russia that "there's a better way to restructure society mannnn. Have you tried cooperating mannnnn" Let us know how it turns out. This is something literally everyone with 2 braincells laments, yet no one has an answer better than "have a bigger gun than the other guy and hope like hell that keeps him in line." Trust me, people way smarter than you have tried to figure this out and come up with bupkis. Enjoy getting raped to death by Muslims and chinks to save the planet you dancing roastie. Don't come asking us to save you.
 
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Meta-video, but worth the watch if you've got the time:
 
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