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Aight so a nice skitzocow/cultcow/horrorcow update. I want to work on this thread in the future and someone better fucking remind me because it'll be juicy as shit.
Arkelly1001 is a very underground cow that I found fucking around on tumblr. Similiar to (some cow we all know) he rewrites his own version of his bible. Except with Arkelly1001, he connects the bible with his hatred towards jews, blacks, gays, and somehow his daughter.
"Exodus 26:8-11. Imagine a wise hearted honorable military shitting in all in one accounts frauds faces at the same exact time 9 were all one size...
I meant exodus 36:8-11 same thing" (direct quote from
this post) (archive)
Arkelly1001 replies to any post he sees with some sort of cryptic bullshit related to his prejudices. For example, a response to a fucking
naruto post. (archive)
"Im not Chinese and ur more faggots than none gross sales immoral behavior in the military i want to blow u up"
Recently he made
a post regarding his daughter which I found to be mortifying. (archive)
Quick clip from that lil episode:
"My daughter blames me for everything kill us all"
He claims that his daughter is "stalking" him and has been obsessed with him. He has extremely violent thoughts towards her.
Here's a very prime example of his religious delusions through
this post. (archive)
He seems to talk a lot about financial advisors, lawyers, attornies, corporate agencies, etc. He probably thinks he has a lot of power in that aspect.
Ex. 1 (a)
Ex. 2 (a)
Some personal favorites...
"I walked down to the hood which I’ve drove there many times before I just wanted a dimebag and before they bum rushed me but today they were scared of me I analyzed the situation i had brown kacki pants on with a polo windbreaker I dont look like a cop anyway I settled for alcohol its not want i wanted" Post
"Im just a fried egg based on what u stupid evil cunts new about investments and i feel like a cocksucker to Israel’s jew cocksucker molesters frauds out of LA greedy trash harvard fraud whores star wars style yuk 1 Samuel 2:24-34. Can we suck Israel’s dick anymore quarterly for years its Hannah'Hannah’s Song; Eli'Eli’s wicked sons; SamuSamuel’s ministry. Dont know what to think about u all anymore then u do queer makayla stephanie frauds sales for 4th amendment fowl queers gross" (
post)
"Daniel 8:6-9. Ive really tried to shit in ur faces as much as possible for years now being unethical faggot queer leadership I learned alot I know u did ask 7r brokers u learned a shitload and military brass over dirty immoral fraud cunts w securities frauds over me and mutual funds dont mean shit to me but punks thats a fact unless u received a tax deduction otherwise its shit racketeering" (
post)
Will add on more later as I find more about this legend...