Thoughts on getting girls flowers?

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I don't like flowers. I don't find them romantic at all. When a girl says she wants flowers, the translation is "I saw people in movies and social media getting flowers so that means every girl should get flowers. If you don't get me flowers, you aren't fulfilling a societal expectation". I also think the reason girls want flowers is because they're something you can show off, they increase your social status. You can flex on your friends, "my boyfriend bought me flowers!!!!", you can post pictures of them online, people see you with flowers and they think "wow her life must be great!", etc. It's the same with wedding rings. Girls do actually like flowers and pretty things in general, but its more complicated than that. Obviously, you should still get your girlfriend a wedding rings and flowers, they're for her not you, but to me it seems really unromantic and its quite revealing about the psychology of many women. Bit more of a rant than question.
 
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Women like it because it shows that you're willing to kill something for them, but you also have enough emotional intelligence to kill something they'd like to keep the corpse of.
 
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They're just flowers, something cute and pretty to give to someone you claim to find cute and pretty.

fancy gems and jewellery would also work, along with paintings and elaborately arranged charcuterie boards. But flowers imply a level of spontaneity you don't get with more expensive or time consuming gifts.

if you absolutely hate flowers then maybe a girl that appreciates them won't be the right girl for you. Find one that appreciates a wheel of cheddar cheese or something.
 
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Nah they just like to look at them and smell them.

I like to look at them too, I just go where they grow instead of taking them home to die.

We're all simple creatures.

Flowers after a funeral is the real psycho shit, like, "here, watch something else die".
 
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dick brain said:
Flowers after a funeral is the real psycho shit, like, "here, watch something else die".
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A family member said to me that being saddled with multiple bunches of dying flowers after her husband died was genuinely upsetting. House was full of them. I helped her clear them all away and clean the vases, but it was an eye opener for me. Flowers are lovely, I do generally pick some from the garden in the summer but I’m not massively keen on watching big bunches of them die
 
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I only like them if they're from my hydrangea bushes, or maybe some daffodils in the early spring. Don't pay for dead flowers for me, please.
 
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Your grievances are valid reasons for women to want flowers and nitpicking the morality of such things does reveal autism.

Personally I only pick certain seasonal flowers that my wife likes making wreathes out of. What’s more special if I find a handsome mushroom or a good animal skull.
 
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Think of it this way: research in both evolutionary psychology and sociology suggests that women, on average, tend to place greater emphasis and investment on physical aesthetics than men do. Aligning with aesthetics like cottagecore or dark academia for example allows them to express identity, find community, and signal shared values and interests. Because of this, when you have something like a flower (that's primarily valued for its intrinsic beauty) which is visually stimulating and generally considered pleasing to the human eye, women are more likely to be drawn to these kinds of things.

Therefore flowers, to me anyways, are an expression of an appreciation of aesthetics alongside female desire. You're effectively showing this girl that you care about that you understand the kinds of things that she wants and that you're willing to provide them. Now, you could offer her money, but money isn't an aesthetically pleasing offer. Just because it's something you'd appreciate, doesn't mean that your partner will necessarily reciprocate. Her priorities are just different than yours are, and that's fine. That's women for you in a nutshell.
 
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flowers can be a baller move or you look like a massive faggot
some girls are even good with a card or picture particularly if it's their favourite because it shows youre paying attention & remember some random information about them.
Pro tip: never give roses to someone named Rose, Rosie, Rosalie ect

 
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