This is not an ERP thread

[User 204364]

This is totally an ERP thread. *fondles junk while all of Q&A watches. Sticks finger up own butt while I cum and sniffs it after I finish with satisfied grin*.

 

[crackers breakfast]

hey sir you need an id for this please comfirm your identity by going on this link:

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I like to goon to anime One Peak characters like Nami-Swan and Robin-Chan.

 

[User 204364]

I like to goon to anime One Peak characters like Nami-Swan and Robin-Chan.

*sprays pheromones on you*

 

[AnsemSoD1]

*sprays pheromones on you*

Will the women flock to me now?

 

[User 204364]

Will the women flock to me now?

*puts the unwashed finger I used to masturbate in your mouth*

 

[Mound Dweller]

I once again put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

[User 204364]

I once again put on my robe and wizard hat.

*crawls under your robe and tickles your balls with my neckbeard as I suck your cock*

 

[Mound Dweller]

*crawls under your robe and tickles your balls with my neckbeard as I suck your cock*

I cast Lvl. 3 Prudishness. You've turned into an asexual mutant.

 

[User 204364]

I cast Lvl. 3 Prudishness. You've turned into an asexual mutant.

I have a Lvl. 12 prudishness shield.

 

[Mound Dweller]

I have a Lvl. 12 prudishness shield.

I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 42 Cock-Block of the Infinite.

 

[User 204364]

I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 42 Cock-Block of the Infinite.

I dodge the attack and finger your clitty.

 

[Mound Dweller]

I dodge the attack and finger your clitty.

I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Frigidity of the Beyondness.

 

[User 204364]

I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Frigidity of the Beyondness.

I lose my libido but I continue fingering your clitty anyway just for fun.

 

[Mound Dweller]

I lose my libido but I continue fingering your clitty anyway just for fun.

Don't fuck with me n'wah, I'm the mightiest Wight of the forum.
I steal your soul and cast Leakage Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Coomer.

 

[User 204364]

Don't fuck with me n'wah, I'm the mightiest Wight of the forum.
I steal your soul and cast Leakage Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Coomer.

Wrong. I'm actually a level infinity coomer and I have conplete immunity to magic, rendering every one of your attacks useless. I pounce on top of you like a feral cat and start kissing you while rubbing my hardening dick against your hairy belly.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Wrong. I'm actually a level infinity coomer and I have conplete immunity to magic, rendering every one of your attacks useless. I pounce on top of you like a feral cat and start kissing you while rubbing my hardening dick against your hairy belly.

N'wahs are trying to cringe my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the N'wahs as flaming piles of seethe.

 

[User 204364]

N'wahs are trying to cringe my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the N'wahs as flaming piles of seethe.

I ignore your attack and cum in your belly button.

 

[Mound Dweller]

I ignore your attack and cum in your belly button.

Kween Keffals congratulates me for destroying Dr. Dong-Gone's evil army of Troon Soyshalist Republiks. The meme war ends. Raygun steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

 

[User 204364]

Kween Keffals congratulates me for destroying Dr. Dong-Gone's evil army of Troon Soyshalist Republiks. The meme war ends. Raygun steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

I get bored of you and turn my attention to @SSj_Ness (Yiffed) who has, up until this point, been quietly watching in the corner with a blanket covering his lap and right hand with some suspicious movement going on underneath.