Things that bother Ethan - Community driven list

[TriggerMeElmo]

Ralph's going to ignore his court proceedings and instead get totally wasted on Superbowl Sunday. So I'll say the KC Chiefs losing will be a bigger upset to him than losing access to his own child.

 

[The Jokester]

Canadian Preachers and their surfing buddy

 

[STN]

AUXILLERY GUNTS

 

[Randy Lahey]

Being called Ethanol Ralph

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

That he will merely always be the second most prominent Ralph in Virginia after Gov. Ralph Northam.

 

[Ralphamale]

Putting on clean sheets.

He had a huff and puff with Ade because she wanted clean sheets on the bed and his room cleaned up like most men in their thirties do. Doubt she expected it spotless but I could just imagine the horror his room must've been pre Ade just based on the sex tape and the shit show it was in then.

Tell us @theralph since you kept Nora's rabbit dildo are those her tampons and panty liners too or mints?

 

[naught sock account 1]

when other's have success or humility..

 

[instythot]

Dame Pesos

 

[Randy Lahey]

When his dealer is out of meth so he tells him to make jenkem instead

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Null.

I see "Josh's penis" on the list but I don't see him listed as a person in general. He definitely hates Null as a human being, not just the penis.

 

[instythot]

Null.

I see "Josh's penis" on the list but I don't see him listed as a person in general. He definitely hates Null as a human being, not just the penis.

He definitely hates Null as a human being, but has a hypnotic fascination towards the dick

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

He definitely hates Null as a human being, but has a hypnotic fascination towards the dick

The dick signifies the manhood, which Ethan lacks in the figurative, literal, and metaphorical areas.

 

[Dickxon]

Null.

I see "Josh's penis" on the list but I don't see him listed as a person in general. He definitely hates Null as a human being, not just the penis.

In fact I'm starting to think he kind of loves Null's penis.

 

[High Tea]

In fact I'm starting to think he kind of loves Null's penis.

Maybe bother in this case is used in the other sense, as in, hot and bothered, aka turned on.

 

[Woyzeck]

Being called "Bugman"

 

[Heckler1]

He's going to hate paying child support. Much like basic hygiene I am sure he will avoid doing so as much as possible.

 

[Randy Lahey]

When he goes to chase maker’s mark with coke but grabs his piss jug by mistake.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Still not being Dick Masterson.

 

[Vetti]

Destiny

 

[RichardRApe]

Washing his hands