Things that bother Ethan - Community driven list

[Fslur]

He hates me so much because I didn’t clip him talking about Josh’s penis (again) that he talked to PPP on Warski’s stream.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Looking down while in the shower

 

[Quorthon]

Ay-Lawgs dabbing on him

 

[Dick Molesterson]

 

[Vetti]

Faith

 

[Bob Barker]

Does Josh's penis count? I guess that's kinda a love hate relationship

The size of his own penis.

 

[David Spadem]

Non-Disposable Plates and Cutlery

 

[Randy Lahey]

Having to leave the Guntshack to acquire more Maker’s Mark.

 

[DrZoidberg]

The smell of a freshly washed thumb

 

[JewBacca]

When its not even hot outside

 

[Lurkism]

Dating women in his own age range

 

[High Tea]

Taking his mom to dialysis
Edit - Missed that Jewbacca already got it

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

Wiping his ass. Because he can't reach it and also because he finds the aroma too intoxicating to wipe away.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

criticism of any kind

 

[JewBacca]

Having to use a rag on a stick to wash himself

 

[Bixnood]

Secured garbage containers that may contain hamburgers

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Having to use a rag on a stick to wash himself

I contest this. He loves doing that.

 

[Sriracha]

Ralph hates underwear. He lives in constant fear of people pulling his pants down.

 

[Bixnood]

unflavoured meth.

 

[JewBacca]

Having to put lotion on his grizzled flesh.