Things that bother Ethan - Community driven list

[Sarah Connor]

His broodmare which is why he is in Vegas and doesn't know when he will be back home.

If my wife was a horse faced tranny I wouldn’t wanna go home either.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Portuguese robbers.

 

[Stormer_1]

Holidaying in Portugal alone

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

Portuguese Pimps

 

[Nod Flenders]

Mentioning his massive gunt.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

This entire sub forum

 

[Reaper King]

Paying his taxes.

 

[️ronic]

Discussing him on livestream

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Pink rabbits.

 

[エボラちゃん]

Gator.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Significant others who have an independent social media account.

 

[Stormer_1]

People who call his wife a pedophile.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Actually thinking people on the internet are your friends.

 

[Pomniman]

Internet daddies being disappointed in him.

 

[Long Time Caller]

Free home corn deliveries. Nigga you could be eatin free.

Also, Jarbo interviews.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

pill bottle shaking

 

[ImagineTheSmell]

Getting MATI stickers on his multiple kiwifarms accounts.

 

[Dead Wife]

People who laugh at his bowling alley wedding.

 

[Retink]

CPS workers in Texas

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Gravity