US They’d Rather Be Canadians - 49th or fight!

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They’d Rather Be Canadians

Point Roberts, Wash., is a census-designated place with a inhabitants of 1,314 about 45 minutes south of Vancouver, British Columbia. It provides lovely views of the ocean and mountains. Farming and fishing are in style. There are few scattered companies, one faculty, a physician’s clinic and a number of other parks and trails.

Oh, and one different factor. A few of its residents are fed up with the U.S. and would love their city to be offered or ceded to Canada.

In June 1846 the U.S. and United Kingdom. signed the Oregon Treaty, ending the Oregon border dispute. The brand new border, on the 49th parallel, reduce proper via the Tsawwassen Peninsula, with Level Roberts caught on the American aspect. If residents need to drive to the U.S. mainland, they have to first cross via Canada. There’s no different choice.
For a very long time, residents didn’t appear to thoughts. As Vancouver-based Toronto Star reporter Douglas Quan wrote on Oct. 17, their neighborhood has been known as a “quirk of geography” and America’s “orphan drawback little one.” Nonetheless, individuals in Level Roberts thought of themselves fortunate to stay in “secure, sleepy isolation.”
Then Covid-19 struck. The U.S.-Canada border has been closed to “nonessential journey” since March. “Extreme border restrictions have basically choked off Level Roberts, turning it right into a ‘ghost city,’ ” Mr. Quan wrote. Companies that depend on Canadian journey and tourism have taken an enormous monetary hit. Some Level Roberts mother and father whose kids attend faculties in British Columbia have been compelled to “put up their children in properties on the Canadian aspect of the border.”
Level Roberts locals have been understandably pissed off with the state of affairs. With no finish to the pandemic in sight, they need to discover an escape hatch from the U.S.—and quick.
Some name it “PRexit”—Level Roberts Exit. Others really feel the U.S. ought to promote or cede the city to their Canadian neighbors. Extra publicity to beer, again bacon and ice hockey, and a delicate swap from saying “huh” to “eh,” would swimsuit them simply high-quality.
Most likely neither President Trump nor Joe Biden is conversant in what’s happening in Level Roberts. The potential for promoting a small piece of the U.S. to Canada might attraction to Mr. Trump’s “Artwork of the Deal” persona if he’s re-elected. If Mr. Biden wins, this will likely assist ease some tensions within the city and he might inform People that the state of affairs was so grave beneath Mr. Trump that certainly one of our communities thought of leaving our nation to go to Canada. The border will stay closed, nonetheless, irrespective of who’s in cost.
Turning Level Roberts, an unincorporated township, into one thing much like Puerto Rico, an unincorporated territory, might work. It could even intrigue Canada, since conservative-leaning members of Parliament in my nation have sometimes mused about the potential of annexing the Turks and Caicos Islands.
Different—far much less doubtless—choices embrace statehood and independence. A Republic of Level Roberts would recall the fantastic Franco-Belgian bande dessinée sequence “The Adventures of Asterix,” by which a little bit village existed beneath Roman Republican rule even after the principle nation had been conquered by Julius Caesar.
With luck and a little bit of luck, Level Roberts will get previous this troublesome interval and stay an obscure exclave of the American Republic. If not, the door to the Nice White North is at all times open. The extra the merrier.
Mr. Taube, a columnist for Troy Media and Loonie Politics, was a speechwriter for former Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.

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"The potential for promoting a small piece of the U.S. to Canada might attraction to Mr. Trump’s “Artwork of the Deal” persona if he’s re-elected. If Mr. Biden wins, this will likely assist ease some tensions within the city and he might inform People that the state of affairs was so grave beneath Mr. Trump that certainly one of our communities thought of leaving our nation to go to Canada."


This word salad was either written by an AI or a Chinaman.
 
Time to demand the Alaskan Corridor it looks like if Canada thinks it can get us to hand over sovereign territory.
that never works, the stupid americans alsways... ohh well that might works...
 
More land for the land. I love land and empire. The land shouldn't be transferred under Trudeau though, give it under Bernier as a major diplomatic success for his administration. Anyways, this will never happen. If we can't come to an agreement over a tiny island in the Atlantic we certainly won't come to a consensus over a populated area
 
More land for the land. I love land and empire. The land shouldn't be transferred under Trudeau though, give it under Bernier as a major diplomatic success for his administration. Anyways, this will never happen. If we can't come to an agreement over a tiny island in the Atlantic we certainly won't come to a consensus over a populated area
Found the ass-blasted Canadian.
 
"The potential for promoting a small piece of the U.S. to Canada might attraction to Mr. Trump’s “Artwork of the Deal” persona if he’s re-elected. If Mr. Biden wins, this will likely assist ease some tensions within the city and he might inform People that the state of affairs was so grave beneath Mr. Trump that certainly one of our communities thought of leaving our nation to go to Canada."


This word salad was either written by an AI or a Chinaman.
Fuck you, I worked hard on that line.
 
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