TheReportOfTheWeek / Reviewbrah - fancy lad fast food reviewer

[Keep Yourself Safe]

McDonalds brings John's heart-level down to 0 in this installment of RUNNING ON EMPTY

https://youtube.com/watch?v=L2jT3sdnJ28


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I had a Grand Big Mac Bacon today, it was literally falling apart in my hands, not great doggy.

 

[January Cyst]

An epic fight is at hand, John vs. BIRB, who'll win?

Avian adversaries circle the Prius, John is not impressed

Reviebrah lets the feathered foes know that they are what's for dinner

Birds made a hasty retreat, FLAWLESS VICTORY

Had to let em' know

I'm wearing a mid 90s double breasted suit and pattern tie from the same era.

 

[Gordon Cole]

John's a lover, not a fighter.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

IS he a lover, though?

 

[Schauma mal]

His reactions to fetus brah are so cute, I can't take it

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

What has always stood out to me the most about Reviewbrah are his hands. Either he has really weak wrists or those fingernails are incredibly heavy. He sports a wrist limp enough to rival a warm brother.

 

[cazas]

What has always stood out to me the most about Reviewbrah are his hands. Either he has really weak wrists or those fingernails are incredibly heavy. He sports a wrist limp enough to rival a warm brother.

His hands are beautiful.

 

[January Cyst]

John reviews the "ExtraMostBestest Pizza"

 

[AnOminous]

John reviews the "ExtraMostBestest Pizza"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yXLP1mGRmpA
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The Chalice artifact makes a return!

 

[ZooSmell]

John has got to be my favorite person. A bastion of American traditionalism and conservatism, redpilled, and completely unfazed by weens. He is so inoffensive and genuine as a person.

 

[January Cyst]

A bastion of American traditionalism and conservatism

Funnily enough, John is a registered Democrat.

 

[January Cyst]

John breaks his fast to enjoy some julienned donuts from McDonalds

 

[January Cyst]

This video suits John

 

[January Cyst]

John enters the P'Zone, hold on to your butt.

 

[ZooSmell]

John enters the P'Zone, hold on to your butt.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wLLpHI7tTnw

I do actually remember those from like 10 years ago. Now I need to know if John's review holds up and its any good.

 

[AnOminous]

It's not a calzone and visibly doesn't have ricotta. It's vaguely calzone shaped, I suppose.

 

[AF 802]

Funnily enough, John is a registered Democrat.

Future redpill?

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

I do actually remember those from like 10 years ago. Now I need to know if John's review holds up and its any good.

I used to get those from my college's Pizza Hut Express at the student union.

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

John has got to be my favorite person. A bastion of American traditionalism and conservatism, redpilled, and completely unfazed by I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME. He is so inoffensive and genuine as a person.

Hi @debatelimination

 

[January Cyst]

John is letting the cat out of the bag, prepare for the answer to this age-old mistery.

Why am I called Reviewbrah? What are the origins - where did it come from? Today I embark on a quest to find out why people call me Reviewbrah and not TheReportOfTheWeek.