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I always try to read his expressions as he's eating, and I never can. Reviewbrah is perfect at keeping you on the edge of your seat in dramatic limbo.
 
Australia is evil.

There's a cafe around the corner where I have to specify tomato sauce (ketchup) instead of the standard BBQ sauce in a bacon & egg breakfast roll.

As for pizza.....BBQ sauce as a base is very normal in Australia:

https://www.dominos.com.au/menu-pizza/mega-meatlovers-P308
https://www.dominos.com.au/menu-pizza/cheesy-bacon-hawaiian-P305
https://www.dominos.com.au/menu-pizza/bbq-chicken-rasher-bacon-P025
https://www.dominos.com.au/menu-pizza/spicy-bbq-pork-bacon-P303
https://www.dominos.com.au/menu-pizza/bbq-meatlovers-P019
https://www.dominos.com.au/menu-pizza/double-bacon-cheeseburger-P017
https://www.dominos.com.au/menu-pizza/bbq-pork-onion-P299

Reviewbrah thinks BBQ sauce is cute and 'different', it's not, it's insidious...

This is real: Send help!
 
Reviewbrah thinks BBQ sauce is cute and 'different', it's not, it's insidious...

This is real: Send help!

It is in a real country. It's only in a weird, disgusting pseudo-country like Australia that his opinions appear weird.

Sorry. If you're Australian, you live in a nation of barbarians. No real nations respect any of your inhabitants.

We recognize you as the barbarians you are.
 
It is in a real country. It's only in a weird, disgusting pseudo-country like Australia that his opinions appear weird.

Sorry. If you're Australian, you live in a nation of barbarians. No real nations respect any of your inhabitants.

We recognize you as the barbarians you are.

It was all over for us after the emu war... :feels:

Also, I wonder what Reviewbrah would think of these pizzas?

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fo...y/news-story/13941a7fcbe0a932aa6c81a1d32c80a3

https://www.lifehacker.com.au/2015/06/taste-test-pizza-huts-fourn-twenty-meat-pie-pizza/
 
Can someone explain this picture to me? Is there a joke behind it?
 

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Reviewbrah hasn't decided if he'll evacuate or not, but he promises he and the cats will stay safe.
 
How could we miss this brilliant review?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mflOx5tECRc
Reviewbrah survived a visit to Denny's!
After watching John's Irma evacuation video confirming he lives in Central Florida and the Denny's video, I decided to do a little stalking...-I mean scouting out of curiosity, because I swore I went to that same location attached to a Ramada years ago during a visit to Kennedy Space Center, and holy shit it was! It's in Titusville, a dying town east of Orlando you have to go through to get to KSC and Merritt Island. Also, I even fucking matched the Burger King he's always at down the street by its architecture and trees on Google Street View. Considering that he frequents that Burger King likely for convenience, trekking to Orlando for more high-profile chains, and has a huge semi-rural backyard, I could assume he lives around that area. Apparently, it already has a humorous reputation on YouTube about food.

What mall is it that he's at when he ventures into public? From what I'm getting this mall seems to be FILLED with food chain restaurants as your choices for dining unlike most I've been to which only really have Subway and Sbarro.
Googling Ferris wheels in malls with the knowledge he's originally from the New York area, and matching the atrium architecture, maybe the Palisades Center Mall in New Jersey?
 
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