TheReportOfTheWeek / Reviewbrah - fancy lad fast food reviewer

[AnOminous]

New review, doesn't like the garlic sauce, adding to speculation that he is actually a vampire.https://youtube.com/watch?v=jTjabK6dHKM

Confirmed for vampire. Nobody but a vampire would complain about too much garlic.

 

[PeachyQueen]

Sonic's is pretty okay.

What's our boy's series name about? Running On Empty?

 

[Beaniebon]

If anyone on this planet is actually a vampire it would be this guy

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Reasons Reviewbrah is a Vampire: Sleeps during the day, long fingernails, wears old styles of clothing from a variety of time periods, enjoys music from various time periods, doesn't like strong garlic, house is full of old things, very pale, never seems to age...

 

[Elhaym]

As someone who is allergic to garlic I'm with Reviewbrah on this one. I wouldn't very much enjoy a chicken patty 'DUNKED' in garlic sauce either.

 

[PeachyQueen]

As someone who is allergic to garlic I'm with Reviewbrah on this one. I wouldn't very much enjoy a chicken patty 'DUNKED' in garlic sauce either.

S H O O K

Compare Joey's style of review to Brah's.

Thoughts?

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

Compare Joey's style of review to Brah's.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UOHnk9isMlE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-P_Pvo1E5Pc
Thoughts?

Reviewbrah has infinitely more class and makes infinitely less of a spectacle out of it. Joey is a disgusting attention whore and makes me want to never eat again.

 

[PeachyQueen]

Reviewbrah has infinitely more class and makes infinitely less of a spectacle out of it. Joey is a disgusting attention whore and makes me want to never eat again.

Brah seems to treat every item as neutral as he can from the getgo, so he's as unbiased as he can be. Brah chews silently with his mouth closed. Is it any wonder he's so successful?



He's kinda weird, to be sure, but who sets out to review fast food in vintage suits?

 

[AnOminous]

Compare Joey's style of review to Brah's.

No. Just looking at Joey makes me want to shove him in a gas chamber. Fuck that guy.

 

[PeachyQueen]

What's the blue liquid in Brah's glass, always?

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

What's the blue liquid in Brah's glass, always?

Starbucks water. It's a blue glass.

 

[PeachyQueen]

Starbucks water. It's a blue glass.

OHHHH. What's with the starbucks water, by the way? I'm not integrated into the Brah society.

 

[Begemot]

Compare Joey's style of review to Brah's.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UOHnk9isMlE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-P_Pvo1E5Pc
Thoughts?

Joey is the anti-reviewbrah. He is a bloated copse that is somehow still alive.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

OHHHH. What's with the starbucks water, by the way? I'm not integrated into the Brah society.

It is filtered and free. He really likes it and gets a free one of the largest size every time he buys a coffee.

 

[Elhaym]

Reviewbrah gives his thoughts and opinions on Taco Bell and we are all the better for it.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

baby bruh

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

He can wrap that mouth around my sausage roll any time of the day.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

He can wrap that mouth around my sausage roll any time of the day.

Careful, he bites. And apparently, he can't take a compliment either...

 

[Ysbsiskaoxnso789_#]

Ahhh he thinks they're trolls (but I think it's true :'

Careful, he bites. And apparently, he can't take a compliment either...
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[hotcheetospuffs]

I've been reading some of his old posts from bodybuilding.com and he seems to have a great sense of humor about the hoards of girls who lust after him, and you'd think he'd be all about a golf chick. (if you hardcore fans haven't checked it out it's def worth a read, they have a forum much like KF general discussion on which he was quite active from 2013-2016) https://forum.bodybuilding.com/search.php?searchid=2616506101&pp=&page=13