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I miss my local pizza hut. Had been there since I was a kid, still had the old decor, still consistently good. Have a lot of memories eating there with family that are no longer here. I've always thought pizza was much, much better as a sit down meal. Nothing beats a fresh hot pizza, and we always had leftovers anyways. I loved the salad bar. Sucks what's become of them. I just want a big dinner box...
 
In his latest food review, ReviewBrah finally found a good fast food item in 2025: Chick-fil-A's new pretzel cheddar club sandwich. He gave it a stunning rating of 9.9/10. We are so back, reviewbros.
In other reviewbrah news, according to his subreddit, Google AI is claiming he died.
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The king himself, in the same thread confirms his death.
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RIP ReviewBrah 🙏
 
In his latest food review, ReviewBrah finally found a good fast food item in 2025: Chick-fil-A's new pretzel cheddar club sandwich. He gave it a stunning rating of 9.9/10. We are so back, reviewbros.
Yeah I'm definitely getting this. Nice to see him actually eat something he likes for a change. It even actually looks like it looks in the ads, something practically unheard-of in fast food.

ETA: just went to the comments and the third one is someone saying exactly this.
 
I tried it after seeing his video and it was pretty damn good. I wouldn't go out of my way to get it again but that's my personal taste. Chick Fil A is expensive but I've never finished eating and thought "damn that wasn't even worth it" like I do with every other fast food place.
 
I tried it after seeing his video and it was pretty damn good. I wouldn't go out of my way to get it again but that's my personal taste. Chick Fil A is expensive but I've never finished eating and thought "damn that wasn't even worth it" like I do with every other fast food place.
I've heard they made their fries worse, but if I order something like fried chicken, I don't want fried anything else, so I usually don't get them.
 
The king himself, in the same thread confirms his death.
His dry humor really is top notch, I haven't ugly laughed this hard in a long time.

Do we have an offical ReviewBrah timeline? I thought he blew up in popularity in 2014/15 on that bodybuilding forum that Zyzz was apart of, and 4chan found him shortly after. Maybe he entered the normiesphere shortly after?
 
I've heard they made their fries worse, but if I order something like fried chicken, I don't want fried anything else, so I usually don't get them.
I believe Reviewbrah complained about that. I never liked their fries, but I had some after people said they were worse and I thought they were better, but it could just be all in my mind. They seemed crispier than before. Still don't care for them anyways.
 
I believe Reviewbrah complained about that. I never liked their fries, but I had some after people said they were worse and I thought they were better, but it could just be all in my mind. They seemed crispier than before. Still don't care for them anyways.

Though I don't eat fast food, those I know who do have been complaining that Chic...however the fuck they stylize it began using freezer-burnt, pre-cut waffle fries instead of freshly slicing russets. Note that even restaurants which make a show of using fresh potatoes (such as Five Guys) don't necessarily do fries correctly; and will end up producing soggy "fresh" fries they refuse to take the time to crisp up.
 
Note that even restaurants which make a show of using fresh potatoes (such as Five Guys) don't necessarily do fries correctly; and will end up producing soggy "fresh" fries they refuse to take the time to crisp up.
Five Guys will make them well done if you ask. I still don't think they're done enough. I usually just ask not to have them because it pisses me off to have half the damn bag filled with these soggy, greasy things I'm not fucking gonna eat, and the grease soaks through the bag into the car seat. Just gross.

I mean it's nice they have generous portions, but generous portions of shit I'm not going to eat anyway doesn't help me.
 
The trick with 5 Guys is you save the extra fries and reheat them later in the oven. Then you can get them as crispy as you want and they're better than getting them fresh. Air fryer could work too I guess but I never tried it. (I have one but not enough counter space so it was only used a couple times before going back in the box and forgotten about).
 
The trick with 5 Guys is you save the extra fries and reheat them later in the oven. Then you can get them as crispy as you want and they're better than getting them fresh. Air fryer could work too I guess but I never tried it. (I have one but not enough counter space so it was only used a couple times before going back in the box and forgotten about).
I've actually kept them and deep fried them later. There are still too many of them.
one day i will visit USA and get some of this "Chick Fil A"
If you are used to real food and would vomit at most American fast food, Chick Fil A is one of the exceptions where you can usually expect good food. (Also SJWs hate it because something like 20 years ago they donated to some anti-gay marriage initiative and the CEO said something mean about fags and until this day they close on Sunday so they are just evil Christians.)
 
It even actually looks like it looks in the ads, something practically unheard-of in fast food.
had the same thought when looking at it
If you are used to real food and would vomit at most American fast food
i barely ever eat goyslop, but it looks like actual food that tastes good
even tho its chlorinated american gmo chicken held together by glue
CEO said something mean about fags and until this day they close on Sunday so they are just evil Christians.
wonder if there is any link to product philosophy
 
i barely ever eat goyslop, but it looks like actual food that tastes good
even tho its chlorinated american gmo chicken held together by glue
They specifically advertise no GMO, no hormones, never ground or separated, no antibiotics important to human medicine. And it shows. It's just a whole fillet.
 
I need to watch more of his content, need a proper daily dose of kino from the king of food reviews.
Edit: Going back through this thread really made me see Reviewbrah as one of the few people to be at peace.
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Yeah I'm definitely getting this.
I got it. The Chick Fil A Pretzel Cheddar Club is in fact exactly as the brah described it, delicious, even the lettuce is fresh. On top of that, the service was incredibly polite, something almost unheard-of in these days. My only side was the drink, the Cherry Berry Lemonade, another limited edition item.

And looked like the advertisement. How is this the one franchise that doesn't lie?
 
How is this the one franchise that doesn't lie?
Because they only allow you to be a franchisee if you've been a good worker at an existing restaurant. You can't be a FOB jeet with a SBA diversity loan and get a Chick-fil-a franchise.
 
Is Brah originally from up north? Before he really dialed in his Transatlantic accent, he had this very noticeable like... Jewy, Brooklyn twang. You could really hear it on words like "caught". He's basically erased this habit though. Which is really quite impressive, because he has the perfect nondescript American accent now. If you started watching him now, you'd think that's just how he's always sounded.
Everything about him screams raised entirely by his elderly, possibly Jewish, grandmother. Literally everything he does makes sense if you imagine him as an elderly woman.

Edit to add: I'm certain I've heard him say "warsh" this or that (instead of "wash") more than once. Wouldn't be surprised if he's based out of Florida because whatever ancient caregiver he's closest to is retired there.
 
I tried it after seeing his video and it was pretty damn good. I wouldn't go out of my way to get it again but that's my personal taste.
That's my opinion. It was decent, certainly not terrible, but I wouldn't get it regularly.
Chick Fil A is expensive but I've never finished eating and thought "damn that wasn't even worth it" like I do with every other fast food place.
I only feel this way after I eat the nuggets; they make me feel bloated and sick. I don't know if it's the oils, but it also gives me acid reflux, and I feel like I need to burp but can't. I don't know if it's just some food allergy I have or what because the sandwiches don't ever make me feel that way, just the chicken nuggets.
I've heard they made their fries worse, but if I order something like fried chicken, I don't want fried anything else, so I usually don't get them.
I haven't noticed much change with their fries. I could be wrong, but sometimes they come out colder than they used to. Maybe that's what changed, but I don't recall them being bad.
His dry humor really is top notch, I haven't ugly laughed this hard in a long time.
I love Reviewbrah's sense of humor.
Do we have an offical ReviewBrah timeline? I thought he blew up in popularity in 2014/15 on that bodybuilding forum that Zyzz was apart of, and 4chan found him shortly after. Maybe he entered the normiesphere shortly after?
The YouTuber magicmush did a good recap of ReviewBrah's YouTube career, so I'm surprised we haven't had an OP rewrite for ReviewBrah, but TLDR, ReviewBrah started reviewing drinks around 2010. He then started doing food reviews, had a viral Pizza Hut review, and from there became a famous meme and YouTuber with a few hiccups along the way, such as his dad temporarily banning him from his channel for cussing at hate commenters.
If you are used to real food and would vomit at most American fast food, Chick Fil A is one of the exceptions where you can usually expect good food.
Chick-fil-A is usually always consistently good and doesn't make me sick, the exceptions being their nuggets and chicken biscuits. The nuggets are super greasy and always upset my stomach. The biscuits also make me feel terrible, but a normal sandwich doesn't have that problem. I even almost vomited from the chicken nuggets.
(Also SJWs hate it because something like 20 years ago they donated to some anti-gay marriage initiative and the CEO said something mean about fags and until this day they close on Sunday so they are just evil Christians.)
If I remember correctly, it wasn't even Chick-fil-A donating directly to an anti-gay marriage initiative; it was Chick-fil-A donating to the Salvation Army, who then donated to an anti-gay marriage initiative, so it wasn't even directly donating to an anti-gay marriage initiative, but rather it was donating to a Christian charity that supports good causes, but it still pissed off all the SJWs/woke lefties because how dare a boomer Christian disagree with their social opinions and donate to charity?

As for the owners' comments on fags, I don't remember those comments, but I wouldn't be surprised if the Chick-fil-A folks said something about the gays back then. But I think these days they mostly stay out of politics and take a Billy Graham approach towards social issues and have largely been successful in staying out of controversy, besides one minor controversy from the opposite side over hiring a DEI consultant, so it's very stupid how the SJW/woke crowd can't let go of evangelical Christians disagreeing with them on a then-popular ballot initiative. 20 years ago

As for the last point, how dare Chick-fil-A close on Sundays and give their workers a break to spend time with their families and church? We need fast food 24/7, 365, and they need to make the boxes rainbow.
I got it. The Chick Fil A Pretzel Cheddar Club is in fact exactly as the brah described it, delicious, even the lettuce is fresh. On top of that, the service was incredibly polite, something almost unheard-of in these days. My only side was the drink, the Cherry Berry Lemonade, another limited edition item.
I was going to post this in the thread earlier, but I was temporarily banned. I tried the Chick-fil-A pretzel cheddar club. I got the spicy one. I thought it was pretty decent. I didn't get any mustard in the bag, so I ate it dry. I wouldn't give it a 9.9/10 like Reviewbrah did. I still prefer the normal spicy sandwich, but I couldn't find many gripes with it besides being a little bit bland, which may have been different with the mustard. So I think it tasted like a normal chicken club sandwich.

Personally, I would give it a 6.5/10. I won't be regularly ordering it, but it was a decent, or, as the TikTok zoomers say, "mid," sandwich. Also, as I was typing this post, Chick-fil-A played an ad on the TV for this exact sandwich, mentioning their love of the mustard and how good the sandwich is. They must be listening to me.
How is this the one franchise that doesn't lie?
because they follow the ten commandments.
 
So Big Chicken paid all of you off too, did they?

NGL this is the sort of recommendation that works on me, this is the first time in nearly half a decade that I'll go to a fast food restaurant for a promo.
 
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