TheReportOfTheWeek / Reviewbrah - fancy lad fast food reviewer

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Dysnomia said:
Reviewbrah said it tasted synthetic. I guess it's the corn syrup. Well it could be wors.eThey could have done those saucy nuggets that were trendy for awhile. Then your whole experience is ruined because you can't just through out the sauce packet.
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I hate anything where my hands get sticky. I prefer to put on the sauce myself, not have it just be there, especially in the typical disgusting fast food fashion.
 
AnOminous said:
I hate anything where my hands get sticky. I prefer to put on the sauce myself, not have it just be there, especially in the typical disgusting fast food fashion.
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yeah for drive-thru they need to account for the idea that I'm driving while I eat it
like BK had some sauced tendies that weren't bad except for trying to eat a pile of goop from a fry bag while driving
 

$17 for all this. Someone in the comments said that there is a $13 meal deal. But Reviewbrah's BK didn't have it offered as a meal deal. Still overpriced.
 
Señora Airi said:
Gotta get them red40 dyes in before RFK bans them.
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That's what people in the comments were saying. Also, it's called a fiery dragon burger but it's not spicy and is just a regular Whopper. The only cool thing here was the drink cup.
 
New Brah. I'm excited for him to review the wraps from McDonald's when they come back. Those were my favorite as a picky child. I won't be trying them again because I know they won't taste like they used to. How is Popeyes still in business? A coworker gave me some during lunch break and I couldn't believe how flavorless the food was. I had to apologize for shitting on food that was given to me but it blew my mind. The amount of sodium, and MSG, and it tasted like nothing. And the price... and the service is terrible, even for fast food standards...
 
Popeye's is hot garbage. I had it once and never again. $5 for a flavorless rubber chicken wrap? No thank you.
 
I absolutely want to see him review this:
You read that right - wendys brand bacon. Such a bizarre thing I never would have seen coming. Its not like wendys is famous for their bacon or anything
 
WonderWino said:
I absolutely want to see him review this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cVgQJGazf6MYou read that right - wendys brand bacon. Such a bizarre thing I never would have seen coming. Its not like wendys is famous for their bacon or anything
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They have had tons of bacon burgers and sandwiches. Reviewbrah has reviewed a lot of them, mostly favorably. If it's actually what they serve on their burgers, it might be good.
 
WonderWino said:
I absolutely want to see him review this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cVgQJGazf6MYou read that right - wendys brand bacon. Such a bizarre thing I never would have seen coming. Its not like wendys is famous for their bacon or anything
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Hot take: The bacon on Wendy's food isn't all that good by itself. On their sandwiches, it's fine. But alone, it reminds me of cheap hotel breakfast bacon.
 
Señora Airi said:
Speaking of Wendy's, here's a new vid with him reviewing the Takis meal:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-k4Y82W9res
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Ok that shit is just fucking nasty. What is it with so many restaurants coming up with burgers that have nonsensical stuff on them like chips or onion rings? It either makes it a pain in the ass to eat properly or gives the burger a consistency it absolutely should not have and gets very off putting. Reminds of of a 50s diner I went to awhile back that had a house special burger that had onion rings, pork rinds and root beer on it, as well as 'caramelized lettuce' which is about as nasty as it sounds

and I still don't see why anybody eats those takis, they're awful
 
WonderWino said:
and I still don't see why anybody eats those takis, they're awful
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They taste like chemicals and despair.

Also I love seeing reviewbrah talking about "them young peoples" when I remember when he looked like a baby in a vastly oversized suit.
 
WonderWino said:
Reminds of of a 50s diner I went to awhile back that had a house special burger that had onion rings, pork rinds and root beer on it, as well as 'caramelized lettuce' which is about as nasty as it sounds
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That just sounds horrid. Way too much going on, and it just sounds like something an owner would make to try to go viral.

Total Food Influencer Death.
 
WonderWino said:
Ok that shit is just fucking nasty. What is it with so many restaurants coming up with burgers that have nonsensical stuff on them like chips or onion rings?
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They're catering to the "ethnic" market which loves that type of food. Those abominations are well "seasoned".
 
quaawaa said:
They're catering to the "ethnic" market which loves that type of food. Those abominations are well "seasoned".
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They're trying to get in on the tajin craze. But that seasoning doesn't go with everything. Not sure how well it would work with fries. Chili lime potatoes? Not sold on that one. At least it's not another weak ass theme meal that just gives you a new sauce.
 
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