TheReportOfTheWeek / Reviewbrah - fancy lad fast food reviewer

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OrangeJuliusEvola said:
The key is to be skeletal-thin and so pale you virtually glow in the dark while wearing clothes from 100 years ago at 2 am. Niggas won't rob you because they'll think you're a ghost that will curse them or some shit.
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"Them FBI crackas glow in the dark. Don't run 'em over when you see 'em." - TaRey Davicious
 
Chug Smuckle said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nsesgsBDJ0Q
The grilled cheese burrito is one of my go to items. I should try these. I wonder how different this is.
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I tried these on his recommendation earlier in the week, and they were pretty good.

I tried the steak variety today and they forgot my chipotle dipping sauce.
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
This floated across my feed and it gave me big feels. I miss brah going out to places and doing silly shit with his friends in an almost Filthy Frank-like manner. It makes me sad he's become SO reclusive, he says on radio show that he just doesn't want to need much social interaction but I feel like he's actually in a bit of trouble and just doesn't realize it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6uNFeGNkFKI
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2012-2018 was the golden age of Reviewbrah. I miss when he was more outgoing.
 
Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
I think the stalking incident did a number on him mentally.
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I think he's also so massively blackpilled at this point that between that and loneliness, he's probably pretty depressed on top of that. Under his wry, witty exterior, I think he's pretty sad.

Feel sorry for the wee lad.
 
I like his videos and think that he's an interesting if eccentric fellow. I hope his mental health improves because I genuinely respect his food reviews.
 
Any reason he's 27 going on 60? Recently he genuinely looks like someone who's anorexic and been smoking crack for the past 20 years. Brian Johnson looks younger than him lmao. Did this deterioation start with the dental disaster? I read he only eats one meal a day, becuase he hates the feeling of food, which does sound like he's got malnutrition, which would explain a lot of the teeth issues.
Always felt sad for Reviewbrah, should have gotten out of Florida and gone to New York and done expanded to reviews of suits by old Jew tailors and speakeasys.
 
Stalingrad said:
Any reason he's 27 going on 60? Recently he genuinely looks like someone who's anorexic and been smoking crack for the past 20 years. Brian Johnson looks younger than him lmao. Did this deterioation start with the dental disaster? I read he only eats one meal a day, becuase he hates the feeling of food, which does sound like he's got malnutrition, which would explain a lot of the teeth issues.
Always felt sad for Reviewbrah, should have gotten out of Florida and gone to New York and done expanded to reviews of suits by old Jew tailors and speakeasys.
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I always wonder why he chose Florida to move to. I can't imagine his thought process.

"I am a sensitive aesthetic lad who loves vintage clothes and radio. Due to the odd vagaries of fortune, I have stumbled into a life where I need only work a few hours a week for a more than decent income and can choose to live anywhere I please. Shall I use my money to move to the nearby metropolis of NYC, where I may find people somewhat like myself? Shall I move to New England, where genteel eccentricity is tolerated and welcomed? Or shall I move to suburban Gulf Coast Florida, where jorts are considered high fashion and I'll be far from both family and friends with little chance to meet anyone who shares my interests or regards me as more than a crazy who dresses like dead people? Florida it is, then."
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
I always wonder why he chose Florida to move to. I can't imagine his thought process.
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Bonesjones said:
Florida has no income tax. It always boils down to money.
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I could be wrong but I feel like I remember him saying he moved there to live with friends? or maybe his family moved there and he went with them?? I could be totally wrong but I swear he talked about it at some point.
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Or shall I move to suburban Gulf Coast Florida, where jorts are considered high fashion and I'll be far from both family and friends with little chance to meet anyone who shares my interests or regards me as more than a crazy who dresses like dead people? Florida it is, then."
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Isn't he living in his family home? Doesn't he make a fair amount of money to the point they'd put up with him?
 
AnOminous said:
Isn't he living in his family home? Doesn't he make a fair amount of money to the point they'd put up with him?
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I thought his family was still up in Jersey. When he visits, he makes videos at the old locations he used to. Anyways, given his very nocturnal habits, he'd be annoying to live with if you had a normal circadian rhythm. I've been on both sides of that equation.
 
#FreeRoss said:
I relate to Reviewbrah in a lot of ways.
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#FreeRoss said:
He's kind of like me;
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#FreeRoss said:
I went for a solo walk today, and I almost threw up from anxiety.
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#FreeRoss said:
I'm reminded of that story of the clown who made everyone laugh but himself.
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Please share more intimate details with the class. This thread could be featured in the future, bring lots of curious bystanders and you might actually become the clown who makes everyone laugh but doesn't find it amusing.
 
Moon Pie said:
Orlando area I think.
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I think he was out more towards the Space Coast? but yeah he's def within a drive of Orlando, as he got the McPizza, and there's literally one place on Earth you can do that
 
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