TheReportOfTheWeek / Reviewbrah - fancy lad fast food reviewer

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Disgruntled Pupper said:
This floated across my feed and it gave me big feels. I miss brah going out to places and doing silly shit with his friends in an almost Filthy Frank-like manner. It makes me sad he's become SO reclusive, he says on radio show that he just doesn't want to need much social interaction but I feel like he's actually in a bit of trouble and just doesn't realize it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6uNFeGNkFKI
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We can always write in to the show and send him well wishes and kind words. And if you're religious you can always include him in your prayers.
 
Disgruntled Pupper said:
This floated across my feed and it gave me big feels. I miss brah going out to places and doing silly shit with his friends in an almost Filthy Frank-like manner. It makes me sad he's become SO reclusive, he says on radio show that he just doesn't want to need much social interaction but I feel like he's actually in a bit of trouble and just doesn't realize it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6uNFeGNkFKI
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It's very bizarre to see someone who looks like an extra in that photo in the end of the shining, a guy so immaculate to 100 years ago and then there's a can of monster beside him
 
Regarding Chick-fil-a fries:

The new fries aren't crispier, they stay crispier for longer.

Before, fresh fries were crispy and delicious, slightly old fries were less crispy and less delicious, and old fries got thrown out because they were soggy.

Now, fresh fries are crispy and delicious, slightly old fries are crispy and less delicious, and (notably) old fries are still kind of crispy but taste bad due to being old.

The flavor of the fries didn't change, but the age of the fries you receive might have because they still look good.
 
It really is sad to hear how much of a doomer he is on the radio show. And he seems pretty insecure and I get the feeling he still hyper focuses on whatever negative comments he gets. Just want The Brah to happy, bros (:_(
 
I'm surprised he hasn't managed to find someone who's into him. He's pretty successful, he clearly cares a lot about hygiene and appearance. You'd think there would be at least one woman autistic enough to fit into whatever the hell he thinks modern life should be.
 
Mister Stink said:
I'm surprised he hasn't managed to find someone who's into him. He's pretty successful, he clearly cares a lot about hygiene and appearance. You'd think there would be at least one woman autistic enough to fit into whatever the hell he thinks modern life should be.
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I think he’s gay dude.
 
Mister Stink said:
I'm surprised he hasn't managed to find someone who's into him. He's pretty successful, he clearly cares a lot about hygiene and appearance. You'd think there would be at least one woman autistic enough to fit into whatever the hell he thinks modern life should be.
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Quantum Diabetes said:
I think he’s gay dude.
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I can't clock him as either, really. He may be as close to a legit asexual as can exist. The whole physical contact and carnality of relations seems like it would wig him out pretty badly. This is a guy who avoids ordering from a person and lives near nocturnally to avoid social interaction when he goes out walking.
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
I can't clock him as either, really. He may be as close to a legit asexual as can exist. The whole physical contact and carnality of relations seems like it would wig him out pretty badly. This is a guy who avoids ordering from a person and lives near nocturnally to avoid social interaction when he goes out walking.
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I remember him saying - when asked about girls - that there have been some "eye candy" but not interesting personality wise, and that there hasn't been anyone that is interested in him so he just gives up "on the whole romance thing". In the words of Reviewbrah, "if it happens it happens". But this was back in around 2013 I think, he was a teen/probably in his early 20's. Not sure what he thinks about it now
 
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It's very bizarre to see someone who looks like an extra in that photo in the end of the shining, a guy so immaculate to 100 years ago and then there's a can of monster beside him
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Indeed. Its like he stepped out of 1920, like he's jay gatsby, only instead of becoming rich and famous for the purposes of getting back with daisy he does it all specifically to attract the perfect whopper for the ultimate review. Kind of twisted in its own way, like he's either going to be famous for reviews or for somebody catching him dragging dead hookers out into the woods one dark night. That or some kind of horrifying trip larson from king of the hill moment where he turns out to be batshit insane and hiding it and his ultimate goal turns out to be getting himself and some woman minced up and turned into the perfect whopper for a review
 
Preacher ✝ said:
New video

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8z8qPUwiq_4
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This looks like it would get a 9.5 on Dave Portnoy's pizza show. It sucks that our boy Reviewbrah has been getting worse and worse food recently. I also noticed the titles are more provocative.
Rick The Stick said:
It really is sad to hear how much of a doomer he is on the radio show. And he seems pretty insecure and I get the feeling he still hyper focuses on whatever negative comments he gets. Just want The Brah to happy, bros (:_(
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I relate to Reviewbrah in a lot of ways. He's someone I grew up watching, and I originally knew him as the goofy guy who reviews pizzas, but I later came to understand him, and I found the whole other side of Reviewbrah. He's kind of like me; he's happy and goofy on the outside, but not a lot of people really see the sadness on the inside. I'm reminded of that story of the clown who made everyone laugh but himself.
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
I can't clock him as either, really. He may be as close to a legit asexual as can exist. The whole physical contact and carnality of relations seems like it would wig him out pretty badly. This is a guy who avoids ordering from a person and lives near nocturnally to avoid social interaction when he goes out walking.
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I understand him on the walking thing; it freaks me out walking alone, especially if a person might be around and I have nobody to save me if they were a murderer. I went for a solo walk today, and I almost threw up from anxiety.
 
He's obviously been depressed and lonely which carries over to him being more critical on the food (not disagreeing at all with his reviews and the decline of palatable fast food though). It's a shame he can't find friends with similar interests. There are jazz age/1920s groups in most big cities that might have a lot of overlap in his interests, same with shortwave radio communities.
 
Mister Stink said:
I'm surprised he hasn't managed to find someone who's into him. He's pretty successful, he clearly cares a lot about hygiene and appearance. You'd think there would be at least one woman autistic enough to fit into whatever the hell he thinks modern life should be.
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I've seen some nonnies on lolcow farm fawn over him. He does have fangirls. Lolcow Farm fangirls. But they exist.

#FreeRoss said:
I understand him on the walking thing; it freaks me out walking alone, especially if a person might be around and I have nobody to save me if they were a murderer. I went for a solo walk today, and I almost threw up from anxiety.
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I envy that he can go on solo walks at night. I can't do that in my hood.
 
Dysnomia said:
I've seen some nonnies on lolcow farm fawn over him. He does have fangirls. Lolcow Farm fangirls. But they exist.



I envy that he can go on solo walks at night. I can't do that in my hood.
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The key is to be skeletal-thin and so pale you virtually glow in the dark while wearing clothes from 100 years ago at 2 am. Niggas won't rob you because they'll think you're a ghost that will curse them or some shit.
 
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