TheReportOfTheWeek / Reviewbrah - fancy lad fast food reviewer

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When I found out this guy is living in Florida and not actually New England my mind was shattered.
I don't understand alot of the hate about the accent, he clearly enjoys speaking that way and knows people expect him to lean into it. The novelty of a zoomer speaking and looking like a guy out of 1920's Massachusetts and reviewing fast food is what I imagine is the appeal to most viewers
 
Lt. H. DuBois said:
The novelty of a zoomer speaking and looking like a guy out of 1920's Massachusetts and reviewing fast food is what I imagine is the appeal to most viewers
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I like his dry as dust sense of humor, even though you can sense an underlying blackpilled grimness about his outlook.
 
Lt. H. DuBois said:
When I found out this guy is living in Florida and not actually New England my mind was shattered.
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Much of John's dialect comes from growing up with a speech impediment in Orangeburg, NY, where his dad was a church deacon at Saint Catherine at Alexandria Parish, in Blauvelt. His parents relocated to Orlando six or more years ago; and he briefly remained in the Orangeburg house to run it as an AirB&B, before eventually following them down.

This is all per various tidbits he's explicitly shared or alluded to in videos, over the years. I know he gets anxious over anyone knowing too much about him - But he's the source.
 
The recent blackpilled reviews really illustrate how depressing modern society is. A man can't even enjoy fast food anymore. The decline in fast food follows the general decline in the world we are experiencing.
 
He's not fucking wrong. I bought a butter burger at jack in the box and they shorted me the fucking butter sauce. That burger was dry as fuck.
I don't go to Jbox to eat healthy.

There is a rumor that Jack in the box is going to discontinue their buttery jack line in favor of more expensive "smashed jack" burgers, that aren't even smash burgers. They're like frozen bubba burgers, are more expensive, and customers are supposed to be impressed? I'm not. Jack in the box even admits they have a factory make these burgers. Did they learn nothing from the kangaroo crisis?

If I wanted to fuck with frozen hamburgers, I wouldn't. I'd buy ground beef, form my own, and cook them on a foreman grill. I eat fast food for the grilled experience I can't get at home. A fucking Bubba Burger isn't that.
 
I'm surprised he hasn't tried Backyard Burgers yet, there's only a few nationwide and he's got one in Central FL
 
how reviewbrah can eat some fast food and talk about it for 15-20 minutes is beyond me. he's got the gift of gab and a very calming disposition.
 
I still haven't listened to this guy's podcast enough to know whether he eats fast food just for reviews, or also indulges off-camera. He's got such an un-American body for such American video content.
 
It's worth listening to his podcasts. He's very blackpilled. He comes across as an incredibly polite cross between Null and the Unibomber when he gets to talking about society. My understanding is that he only does the fast food reviews because it's his source of income, a good chunk of which he uses to pay for shortwave broadcasting. He also will read some incredibly based emails he gets that he has to preface by saying he's cutting it out of the YouTube upload as to not get demonetized.
 
filthypenguin said:
It's worth listening to his podcasts. He's very blackpilled. He comes across as an incredibly polite cross between Null and the Unibomber when he gets to talking about society. My understanding is that he only does the fast food reviews because it's his source of income, a good chunk of which he uses to pay for shortwave broadcasting. He also will read some incredibly based emails he gets that he has to preface by saying he's cutting it out of the YouTube upload as to not get demonetized.
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I'm not sure which is more horrifying - null doing food reviews for serbian cheeses, the unibomber doing food reviews for hobo stewed squirrel or reviewbrah going full dale gribble with his shortwave broadcasting in his basement
 
Most people who inflict the goyslop onto themselves and their families deserve to get shat on by the jewish cunts they enrich, but not our Reviewbrah. It's genuinely sad to see him like this.
 
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