TheReportOfTheWeek / Reviewbrah - fancy lad fast food reviewer

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New video:

First of all he gets his takeout stolen be either the driver or a homeless, probably a nigger.
When he reorders it's basically top Biden economy - 20$ chicken sandwich (beef has too low profit margin) loaded with preservatives and salt.

It's a single episode encapsulating how fucked America economy is - Awful service, awful food quality, at a premium price.
 
wtfNeedSignUp said:
It's a single episode encapsulating how fucked America economy is - Awful service, awful food quality, at a premium price.
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Reminds me of the Onion story. I hate seeing reviewbrah lose that last tiny bit of faith in humanity that he didn't even know he still had.
 
They call it grandma syrup is a phrase I never thought I would ever hear uttered to describe anything food related

I wonder if those grandmas were free range or caged

Its available for a limited time, like your grandma, so better hurry down to your local mcdonalds today
 
WonderWino said:
Apparently he is not happy about the quality of the cheeseburger melt at all
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_JXbHSUdMc0
Says its the worst thing he's had from pizza hut. Thats really saying something
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Ive never had any goyslop "melt" that tasted good. I dont know how they fuck it up. Its like the bread is always stale and the whole thing is flavorless.

Maybe my taste changed because that seems to be a big issue with me now whenever I eat goyslop, it all tastes flavorless.
 

I'm shocked this came back out, I was told it was very gross, they tested it in 2022 and it was gone pretty quick.
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These were from the 2022 release, I think it was just in California.
Seems they think people will pay MORE for it now.
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He sure does. They're longer than ever. And as much as I like him, he really needs to take better care of himself. He looks clean enough, but he let his teeth get so bad that he chews like King Cobra. He has said before that the nails are a sensory thing and he doesn't like the way they feel when they're short but dang, they're starting to look a little scraggily which doesn't go with the look of his crisp suits. I suppose he can do what he wants, live and let live but I worry about how little he gets out. He used to go get his food before Doordash and now he has all of it delivered. His transatlantic accent has gotten so thick, he almost sounds like.a caricature of himself now. He's also lisping a lot more than used to when he was younger.
 
I've seen clips and whatnot of this kid throughout the years, but wasn't really familiar with who he was.

I watched the Mr. Snowflake documentary, and omg. What a wholesome young chap.

Protect him at all costs.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
He looks clean enough, but he let his teeth get so bad that he chews like King Cobra. He has said before that the nails are a sensory thing and he doesn't like the way they feel when they're short but dang, they're starting to look a little scraggily which doesn't go with the look of his crisp suits.
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I thought he got his teeth fixed. As for the nails, if you keep them long, you really have to take more care of them. He should probably trim them short and then grow them back out and take a nail/hair vitamin supplement. You also have to clean and file them and if they're brittle, maybe even use something like Hard as Nails to strengthen them.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
His transatlantic accent has gotten so thick, he almost sounds like.a caricature of himself now. He's also lisping a lot more than used to when he was younger
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He's probably in character more than he's out if it at this point. His case is textbook for when autistic childhood fixations are rewarded (aka monetized) and never grown out of. I used to watch him regularly, then stopped and just started again - the accent thing is creepy, like watching someone lose their grip. It's kind of hard to see him aging while digging deeper into the fantasy. I wonder if he has any close relationships outside of his mother and religious fans.

EDIT: He also seems a lot gayer now...more flamboyant in his gestures and voice. It might just be the autism though.
 
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