TheReportOfTheWeek / Reviewbrah - fancy lad fast food reviewer

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Reviewbrah is a man of honor and integrity. Anyone who would speak ill of him is a cocksucking, jizz-gargling, ball-licking faggot.
 
One Quick Post said:
Coincidentally, Reviewbrah released a video on the state of fast food today.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J-uZpt8WV9Y
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I found the answer. I was watching a video that was sperging about the Popeyes chicken sandwich, and it explained the reason why food quality has dropped to shit is because of Bottom Up Power, from the franchisees.

Back when chains directly competed with their own franchisees, they had the power of saying "Oh, you're going to run your restaurant like shit? We'll penalize you".

Most chains pivoted to finance vampires instead of restaurants, putting a lot more power in the pocket of the franchisees. They can flat out tell the CEO to suck their dicks.

Popeyes for instance, was noted for having a "permanent bad service quality". The pictures were hilarious, they showed surly you know what employees yelling at customers and literal rats running up walls.

It's a long video, but if anyone is bored enough:
 
Reviewbrah reviews an undercooked pizza

Idk, I think in this case he should demand a refund since it looks downright inedible. It's crazy the chains around where he lives keep fucking up orders. You'd think they'd have orders from upstairs to pay extra close attention to his orders at least, he isn't a small YouTuber and his reviews probably have some effect on people trying new menu items.
 
wtfNeedSignUp said:
You'd think they'd have orders from upstairs to pay extra close attention to his orders at least, he isn't a small YouTuber and his reviews probably have some effect on people trying new menu items.
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lol what. A bunch of teenaged fast-food workers, in 2023, don't give a shit about anything but their paycheck and want to do the least effort possible. They aren't gonna give a shit about a minor e-celeb.
 
Rhombus said:
Reviewbrahs described himself more than once as nocturnal. Mainly because he is antisocial, also joked that the Florida sun will burn his skin. Talks about going for night walks. From what I've watched/listened to I would expect he has no IRL friends or girlfriend.
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Resurrecting this thread just to say this:

Reviewbrah is a strong would.
 
I haven’t watched reviewbrah in a while but it felt there was a whole chain of bad reviews when I last checked out his channel. It was like watching a veteran cop losing faith and questioning if it’s all worth it. A kind of should I even expect better any more defeatism.

I hope he’s doing well, he’s a good egg.
 
DrNow said:
I haven’t watched reviewbrah in a while but it felt there was a whole chain of bad reviews when I last checked out his channel. It was like watching a veteran cop losing faith and questioning if it’s all worth it. A kind of should I even expect better any more defeatism.

I hope he’s doing well, he’s a good egg.
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He's pretty blackpilled on most things, so that wouldn't surprise me.
 
I feel like I can tell he's in physical discomfort when he chews and that makes me feel really sad for him. He doesn't deserve it.
 
derpherp2 said:
Wait who's that
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Some guy who forfeited his account when furries discovered a major security flaw in KF and doxed basically everybody without a VPN. People were given the option to ask Null to terminate their accounts if they were afraid of getting assaulted by furfags and apparently this was one of them.
 
Ebonic Tutor said:
Reviewbrah has food poisoning... heard it on his radio show last night.
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Which food-centric mega-corporation tried to take him out?

I'm going to cut against the grain and say it was not the Domino's New York-style pizza that he ate two days ago. Reviewbrah was clearly poisoned as a part of a proxy war in order to make Domino's look bad. Papa John's I'm looking at you, you backstabbing cunts. I see you.
 
IrishGuy088 said:
Which food-centric mega-corporation tried to take him out?

I'm going to cut against the grain and say it was not the Domino's New York-style pizza that he ate two days ago. Reviewbrah was clearly poisoned as a part of a proxy war in order to make Domino's look bad. Papa John's I'm looking at you, you backstabbing cunts. I see you.
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I think he said, but the reception is awful on my Hack RF sometimes ( I need a better antenna tbh) and that's the only thing I got that can pick up 4.840 MHz on AM... He does a radio show a few nights a week really late.
 
Tablet County said:
Some guy who forfeited his account when furries discovered a major security flaw in KF and doxed basically everybody without a VPN. People were given the option to ask Null to terminate their accounts if they were afraid of getting assaulted by furfags and apparently this was one of them.
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Awww, don't be mad at @Dyn. He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, and he knows if you don't respect women.
 
Think you can listen to him on this station at certain times if you poke around


HES ON RIGHT NOW (for an hour)

Show #1 - 4840 kHz at 2 AM Eastern every Saturday Morning (1 AM Central Saturday Morning

Show #2 - 4840 kHz at 12 AM Eastern every Monday Morning (11 PM Central Sunday Evening)
 
I fall asleep on rainy nights listening to his radio show now. This is peak autism executed perfectly. Seeing someone just be themselves and do it with as much style and confidence as him is wonderful.
 
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