TheReportOfTheWeek / Reviewbrah - fancy lad fast food reviewer

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FatNero said:
He's always had someone with him, his earliest reviews have a shakey camera being held by someone, and the videos he finds funny, like reviewing water, show him clearly looking to someone off screen.

I just assumed it was one of his many members of the support team that will always just coalesce around such a magnificent personality.
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Well yeah, it makes sense that there are people with him at his house. It's just weird that there is someone lurking in his car right next to him and he never mentions them.

Also, here is an oddity:

 
xXRonPaul_42016Xx said:
They should show this to every fucking crybaby that quits twitter because people said mean things. Reviewbrah is literally being physically stalked and yet he remains steadfast in his mission to provide quality informative fast food reviews while wearing sharp suits. :semperfidelis:
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Yeah, where's the Crash Override Network when you need them?

All jokes aside, I wonder if ReviewBrah's stalking issues could be chalked up to malware on his computer.

Although his fast-food reviews and his dress style are on point, these don't seem to extend to his computer skills. The first few minutes of the "My Average Day 2016" video in the OP gives you evidence of that. First of all, his computer is rather old, it boots to a disk check whenever he turns it on, and he thinks it might be the router causing it. I wouldn't put it past a ween to have sent him a phishing email -- all he'd have to do is to put "Free BK Coupons!" in the header, the "coupons" in an attachment, and the ween's got a free Meterpreter shell.

It would explain how the ween got all the family pictures and why these pictures were all digital shots. This also explains how someone was able to find him doing one of his reviews. (I think he Googles the restaurants/products he's going to review beforehand as he contrasts the restaurant's claims vs. his own taste experiences in his videos, and his searches would be trivial for a keylogger to pick up.) Finally, it explains why the ween would throw a cock-and-bull story about a burglary because if he said malware, you know you'd have 10,000 people telling ReviewBrah how to remove it.

I hate that the guy had to run away from home, especially if it boils down to something so simple. But if he's on the road, that means more restaurants to review. He could go north and review Tim Hortons, but I really hope he does a Bojangles next.
 
Yellow Yam Scam said:
Well yeah, it makes sense that there are people with him at his house. It's just weird that there is someone lurking in his car right next to him and he never mentions them.

Also, here is an oddity:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zl_PjghypIs
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They should date.

Her whole channel is weird, it's weird parodying odd.


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Never heard of this guy's YT series until now. After looking at his videos, I'd just assume there was a buddy with him, helping him make the reviews. Not a stalker or kidnapper.

Hopefully.
 
Yellow Yam Scam said:
Had a dream last night about ROTW.

I was leaving a taco bell and he was in his car. I knocked on his car window and he thought I was a gangstalker. I explained that I wasn't so we went for a drive together. We ran across a gym that was holding a tournament for a sport that was sort of like dodgeball, but the goal was to hit the wall of your opponent, rather than your opponent. We entered and won and after defeating 2 other teams.
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Listen, this is my favorite post I've read online in years, dead serious. Just take all of my likes.

Reviewbrah is a stone cold pimp. He could pull any girl easily. 10s, movie stars, supermodels, whatever. Because the guy is fucking solid and oozes confidence. He is so comfortable in his weird identity. He don't give a fuck about what anyone thinks of him. If you put Reviewbrah in a room with Cameron Diaz she'd fuck him in minutes.
 
Yellow Yam Scam said:
Ya boy utterly eviscerates KFC. Anyone who owns stock in Yum! Foods should consider selling it immediately before it goes any lower.
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I have many fond memories of the original Chicken Littles. They used to be good stoner food to buy a big bag of and share.

The current price isn't all that great a value, though, and the $0.99 spicy chicken sandwich at Wendy's is a much better deal. I agree with brah about Popeye's being better than KFC in the greasy ass fried chicken market. KFC is not only mediocre but the quality varies ridiculously between their franchisees.
 
"Good friday afternoon because friday it is, in the afternoon, this friday afternoon."

Man's a king.
 
New video: ReviewBrah is not amused.
It's also nice to see him in a house for the first time in weeks. Hopefully things are looking up for him
 
WOWpro said:
I actually don't live too far from this kid. Is anyone actually stalking him for real? I wouldn't want to participate directly but I'd like the chance to witness from the sidelines.
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Not a trolling forum.
 
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