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Had a dream last night about ROTW.

I was leaving a taco bell and he was in his car. I knocked on his car window and he thought I was a gangstalker. I explained that I wasn't so we went for a drive together. We ran across a gym that was holding a tournament for a sport that was sort of like dodgeball, but the goal was to hit the wall of your opponent, rather than your opponent. We entered and won and after defeating 2 other teams.
 
Yellow Yam Scam said:
Had a dream last night about ROTW.

I was leaving a taco bell and he was in his car. I knocked on his car window and he thought I was a gangstalker. I explained that I wasn't so we went for a drive together. We ran across a gym that was holding a tournament for a sport that was sort of like dodgeball, but the goal was to hit the wall of your opponent, rather than your opponent. We entered and won and after defeating 2 other teams.
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Reviewbrah carried you through that entire game, don't take that credit from him.
 
tbh I only keep up with this guy's thread to make sure he hasn't been killed by his supposed stalker or something.
he just seems like a nice guy.
 
Reviewbrah's reviews can no longer be trusted. I suspect he has been compromised.

To wit:

At 0:04 seconds in this video, you can see that a bag next to ReviewBrah is moved. There is someone else in the car with him and I believe that this other person may be holding Reviewbrah captive and forcing him to give reviews. Reviewbrahs popularity means that any one review can make or break a company's latest offerings, so obviously Those Who Work In The Shadows of Big Fast Food want to get their hooks into him. I'm sure they tried money, and perhaps women or new suits to bribe him, but we know that Reviewbrah wouldn't allow himself to be compromised so easily. It is my theory that they have taken to outright strong arming through physical means.

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Here is he is pointing off-camera, ominously, to his captor. The entire video is filled with slick hand gestures and facial expressions meant to hint to us that he is giving this review under duress.

He also, at one point says:

"Price for this Royal Blizzard...the price for this is probably around $3 for it, I imagine."

He imagines? So he didn't even buy it. This Royal Blizzard was forced upon him by some (gangstalking) agents of Dairy Queen. Or perhaps they are agents of the fast food industry at large. In fact, he doesn't even know the actual name of the ice cream treat - he has to read it off of a sheet of paper! This never happens in any of his videos!

"Lemme see what this product is, I'm being honest with you...this is the M&M Peanut Butter Monster Cookie Blizzard. Had to write that one down, it has a long name."

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This is the last frame of the video. Look at how defeated he is. This is the facial expression of a man who is ashamed by having been cajoled into turning his back on his fanbase. This also explains why he has been living in his car. The agents of Big Fast Food are trying to keep him away from his family.

I tracked down his first car video and a few things stick out. The first is his comment about who owns the car at 1:30: "We're here to enlighten you and tell you if it's good or will induce vomiting all over this poor person's car." He claims that the car isn't, yet it's the car that he still does reviews in this day. Strange!


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Also in this video, he is constantly looking to his side, as if he is receiving notes or information about what to say next. Very suspicious!

Another sighting of the mystery man is in this video at :17

He also complains about being tired in this video. I think he's being kept awake and subjected to some sort of brainwashing to influence his opinions on fastfood.
 
He's always had someone with him, his earliest reviews have a shakey camera being held by someone, and the videos he finds funny, like reviewing water, show him clearly looking to someone off screen.

I just assumed it was one of his many members of the support team that will always just coalesce around such a magnificent personality.
 
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