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Calm down
dannyfrickenp said:
I'm giving Review Nomad the benefit of the doubt and will assume he is an actual victim of some sort of stalking.
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Well duh.

What do you expect from a tween guy dressed like some kind of Edwardian butler with a very bad memory for clothing sizes, tasting Gatorade like Dom Pérignon wine and reviewing ordinary Pizza in his car as if he would recite the State Of The Union?

We're talking about weapon-grade OCD with attention whore syndrom here, methinks, and that's what fully qualifies him as a lolcow. I guess we're no better "stalkers" around here than the people that are (alledgedly) following him IRL.

Just being nice(tm) and using fancy gestures doesn't protect him from being an utter creep. I wouldn't like to have this sperg with his fishy stare around in my neighborhood. Won't let him get anywhere near my family or even my dog.
 
El Dounderino said:
Well duh.

What do you expect from a tween guy dressed like some kind of Edwardian butler with a very bad memory for clothing sizes, tasting Gatorade like Dom Pérignon wine and reviewing ordinary Pizza in his car as if he would recite the State Of The Union?

We're talking about weapon-grade OCD with attention whore syndrom here, methinks, and that's what fully qualifies him as a lolcow. I guess we're no better "stalkers" around here than the people that are (alledgedly) following him IRL.

Just being nice(tm) and using fancy gestures doesn't protect him from being an utter creep. I wouldn't like to have this sperg with his fishy stare around in my neighborhood. Won't let him get anywhere near my family or even my dog.
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Kill yourself.
 
El Dounderino said:
Well duh.

What do you expect from a tween guy dressed like some kind of Edwardian butler with a very bad memory for clothing sizes, tasting Gatorade like Dom Pérignon wine and reviewing ordinary Pizza in his car as if he would recite the State Of The Union?

We're talking about weapon-grade OCD with attention whore syndrom here, methinks, and that's what fully qualifies him as a lolcow. I guess we're no better "stalkers" around here than the people that are (alledgedly) following him IRL.

Just being nice(tm) and using fancy gestures doesn't protect him from being an utter creep. I wouldn't like to have this sperg with his fishy stare around in my neighborhood. Won't let him get anywhere near my family or even my dog.
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Are you the Canadian that is stalking reviewbrah on /pol/, /tv/ & /ck/?
 
El Dounderino said:
Well duh.
We're talking about weapon-grade OCD with attention whore syndrom here, methinks, and that's what fully qualifies him as a lolcow. I guess we're no better "stalkers" around here than the people that are (alledgedly) following him IRL.
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His content isnt exactly laugh a minute funny, and he doesnt chimp out in a hilarious fashion when he gets trolled. He sits in his car and eats junkfood. He's no more creepy than whatever idiot that thinks that weening this kid would be crazy lolz.

And we arent stalking him. Thats dumb. He airs his eccentricities for the world to see. We are just discussing them.
 
El Dounderino said:
Well duh.

What do you expect from a tween guy dressed like some kind of Edwardian butler with a very bad memory for clothing sizes, tasting Gatorade like Dom Pérignon wine and reviewing ordinary Pizza in his car as if he would recite the State Of The Union?

We're talking about weapon-grade OCD with attention whore syndrom here, methinks, and that's what fully qualifies him as a lolcow. I guess we're no better "stalkers" around here than the people that are (alledgedly) following him IRL.

Just being nice(tm) and using fancy gestures doesn't protect him from being an utter creep. I wouldn't like to have this sperg with his fishy stare around in my neighborhood. Won't let him get anywhere near my family or even my dog.
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Dude calm down.

It's not like we wish death on someone with an awkward (harmless) disposition, and he's actually pretty chill about his hobby. Who the farms cover isn't in black and white.

What the fuck did I just read in your post?
 
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trether said:
Hard to say, but I can at least tell you that a sane person would not begin living out of their car because of a 4chan shitpost. The guy is mental and he always has been.
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Note. This guy made an account just to post in this thread discrediting the stalking allegations.


El Dounderino said:
Well duh.

What do you expect from a tween guy dressed like some kind of Edwardian butler with a very bad memory for clothing sizes, tasting Gatorade like Dom Pérignon wine and reviewing ordinary Pizza in his car as if he would recite the State Of The Union?

We're talking about weapon-grade OCD with attention whore syndrom here, methinks, and that's what fully qualifies him as a lolcow. I guess we're no better "stalkers" around here than the people that are (alledgedly) following him IRL.

Just being nice(tm) and using fancy gestures doesn't protect him from being an utter creep. I wouldn't like to have this sperg with his fishy stare around in my neighborhood. Won't let him get anywhere near my family or even my dog.
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And this guy has shitposted in other threads but is also the only person to upvote the above. Also his ratings in this thread were the first thing he did with his account, which also signed up around the same time.
 
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Seems he made his Sub-Reddit private around the time of his "Update Video"

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Review Nomad is out for blood in his scathing review of Little Caesar Hot-N-Ready wings.
"...the chicken is just chewy, it's dry, and rather flavorless. So that's off in itself.... Secondly now and this is what I really want to get to, the pepper coating on the chicken... they're trying to say, you know, we have this tinge of originality here... sorry to say this about Little Caesars but it doesn't work... putting hot sauce on a piece of garbage doesn't make it any better..."

Verdict: 4.7/10

EDIT: @xXRonPaul_42016Xx better?
 
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dannyfrickenp said:
Review Nomad is out for blood in his scathing review of Little Caesar Hot-N-Ready wings.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jf4g1QcVRTU
"...the chicken is just chewy, it's dry, and rather flavorless. So that's off in itself.... Secondly now and this is what I really want to get to, the pepper coating on the chicken... they're trying to say, you know, we have this tinge of originality here... sorry to say this about Little Caesars but it doesn't work... putting hot sauce on a piece of garbage doesn't make it any better..."

Verdict: 4.7/10

EDIT: @xXRonPaul_42016Xx better?
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I love the fact in this video this guy dresses like a junior used car salesman from Tulsa circa 1998. I've cut down on fast food and this guy is sorely tempting me back. America is a cornucopia of greasy CAFO-sourced fast food compared to Australia.

That said, on the various threads created by his stalker, the stalker at least in /pol/ is identified by a Canadian flag (could be a vpn). The stalker is called 'a leaf' or 'leaf' as that's the current designation for a Canadian based on the maple leaf in their flag.

There's a lot of confusion as to whether the stalker merely used photos accessible via facebook. This could still be a ruse cruise, though.
 
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